Yep 69 awesome things to do at kmart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Redress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

69. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming "

Well after christmas and have saved some money over the summer etc. i resently counted my money and well i have 259$. (lot of money to me since im only 15...) and i got a thought of should i buy a arcade 360. i wouldnt buy it til summer time but i maybe thinking of getting one. i have never been a fan of m$ systems and that there are many other things i could get. also having all 3 systems to me is to much :S. i doupt i will but its a thought...

Well christmas didn't start out so well because my bro's flight kept on being delayed. well on christmas he finaly got his flight for portland to denver and then denver to indy. when he landed in denver his connection flight left without him so he was stuck in denver for a night but the next day he finaly got home :).
     Well to start what i got for christmas. i got

For my ps3 from parents

prince of persia-seems cool so far i dont like how when you fall and are about to die you get saved EVERY time but the battle system makes it a ton better. only got to play for about 30 mins ~

Valkyria chronicles-im on the 3rd chapter and i have LOVED IT. this game is definatly a game i will be playing for a while :P

Folklore-i got to the 1st chapter for both characters. been needing a rpg like this (well 2 rpgs this and valkyria chronicles) and i love it. i have missed rpgs but finaly getting into them again.

Ratchet and clank tools of destruction-i was a big fan of the ps2 r&c's and got this so i can get into the new ones. they still are great. im on the 5th planet i think.

a psn card which has bought me
Crash commando and lbp/mgs add on
and then my parents got me age of the empire ds game but i hated the other age of the empire ds game so i think im returning it.

 my grandma got my clothes, a puzzle, and 50$

well thats my christmas. i really enjoyed it even tho the beginning was bad. i hope everyone else had a good christmas :D

EDIT: how could i forget my siblings :D well my sis's got me a playstation mag subscription and 2 cd's. my bro got me the new x-men comic book.

sorry i havent been on giantbomb latly... been playing alot of games and well not being on this XD. ill be getting back to posting and getching up.

i recently went to walmart and to the video game area and just thought call of duty world at war... and then i was buying it :P. as in other blogs i have been against it but i wanted a new cod i guess. well after playing for a while i was surprised. like cod4 the story is nothing to brag about. its the online. maps are cool. they could be a tad smaller because it gets annoying running everywere. dogs also get you pretty easly but seems harder to get 7 kills. if your a person that played cod4 to death get codwaw. maybe you like ww2 and you should get it. heck just get it. it is a improvement of cod4 O_O.


for nerdboy call of duty world at war is shepic.

Well yesterday was my birthday and im 15. well just to tell what i got is mirrors edge, little big planet, chucks (shoes for the none knowing :P), dual shock 3, and mike and ikes! so i found it to be a success. i have only played mirrors edge and found it very fun and some challengin parts but i can see it getting repeptitive.

to start with the wii it was going to have all these cool movements with the remotes yet....nintendo is still releasing things so that it works. this should have been done on release. also games arnt that interesting as they once where. yeah mario zelda and metroid yet wii still doesnt get all the mulitiplat games on other consoles and when it does its really watered down version...

ps3 time it started off pretty bad with only resistance 1. it was made fun of for have "no games" yet the people saying that played mulitiplat form titles that where also on ps3 so that agrument was pretty stupid. really after heavenly sword and uncharted where released ps3 started getting better titles and mulitiplat form titles where the same even though its been like that for a while. now this year big hitters are releasing like mgs4 (been out for a while now..) resistance 2, little big planet, valkyria chronicles, and mulitiplats.

overall ps3 has done alot better than the wii also for the wii's bday all there is really is animal crossing. while the ps3 has at least 3. then 360 has gears 2, fable 2, and banjo. but as of now ps3=360>>>>>>>>>wii

yep so i have been playing R2 lately and i am loving it. story is awesome and is challenging at times. its easy to get into. online is very fun and still very few problems. you literaly have to nit pick to find the problems. its so far that good.

also if you noticed i got a new pic its from the new game Quantom Theory which was announced at TGS. i think this game will be very good. i know i know theres no gameplay yet but sometimes trailers can just get you into thinking it will be epic :P i also hope it is a 09 title and that it stays exclusive.

also i was wondering if my newer blog post names are cool XD im trying to name them different than everyone else but just wondering if it makes you interested in reading it...

well this is a update to whats happening lately.

FAR CRY 2
it was nice...for a while. it got boring pretty fast. most missions are similar. it gives you a big world but is boring. the camps are easy and theres little challenge. sometimes i wish i could put 50 guys in a big camp when theres only 10. guns also jam when you only fire once. and the only good thing about the weapons is that most are all even.

FALLOUT 3
to me its better than far cry 2 and only glitch i found so far is that on the top right when someone messages you or when someone gets on or off it freezes til its gone. the game though is great. just today i started a new game and now i know what to do and what not to. and makes the game a little better. after you play for 3 hours~ i would recommend starting a new game. trust me its better. the game is good and most people are all "ps3 version is worse LULZ at da blu ray." its not that bad. most of these problems i havent seen or had trouble with. if the bugs bother you dont worry about it get the game.

RESISTANCE 2
yep i chose to reserve R2 and not get dead space. im thinking of upgrading to the CE but i doupt i will. but really cant wait i NEVER thought that beta would be that EPIC. the beta is really why i bought it. now got to find time to finish R1 >_>.

well i have the r2 beta which is freakin awesome. makes me think of picking it up sooner than planed. i got socom after trading in some games got 87$ so i got socom and since dead space wasnt there (thats why i went) i got 59$ still in my pocket and 27$ on my edge card. also schedule:
today play socom and R2 beta

that lasts til the 21st which i pick up far cry 2 ce

then 28th i get fallout 3 ce

then nov. 24th my birthday :D

some time then i need to get money for R2 and buy dead space.