Horrible Things I Do -- 5/21/2011




Oh, hey. Look. I'm being consistent! Alright. Horrible stuff I do to myself. What'd I do since last time?
Good question.

Not Giving Credit When It Is Due


Ha, so. I left out saying that it was one Mr. Godot who told me all about Princess Diana and her magical manga. Which then led me to looking up fan art and fan fiction. Nothing juicy there, sadly.

But now that I've said it, it will creep up everywhere. :D And it'll be glorious and gross and great and grand and grim and gangsta. I am a terrible person for not putting blame on the person who really started all of this. (More scapegoats! I have hundreds. I may start a farm. :D)

Cooking Mama


I know, Cooking Mama is high quality stuff. But did you know they had a Facebook game for it?

...I know, I got excited when I found out, too.

WE BAKIN' COOKIES, Y'ALL. GLUTEN FREE. 

Oh, not into cookies? What are you, some kind of health nut freak?

That's okay, I'm a little freaky myself. ;D

That's okay. Because check this out:

WE GOTS DIS DELICIOUS GRANOLA, DUDES. CHOCOLATE CHIPS 4 LYFE. 


Oh, think that's it? No it's not! I even can pour drinks.

ICE COLD MILK, FOR YOUR DRINKIN' PLEASURE, SON. 

Also: Getting level 13 took about a month or so of play. Do I regret any of it?

Just a teeny bit.

MOVING ON.

  
That one melonhead who likes to make banners made even more. How sweet. :D


Trying to recall what I've played and these are what I remember:

Brink


I was one of those people who played Brink, that I was. I only played for a short time and luckily, did not have to spend any money whatsoever in order to play. :D I am a lucky little devil.

I found the game to be okay at best and despite for playing for HOURS ON END. Things were clunky, poorly explained, and not fun. Glad I didn't spend $60 on it like some other people. :D And had a tough time finding friends to play this with. Why? Because they knew better and did not purchase it immediately. :P (Maybe in a month or so I'll pick this up. If I remember, that is.) (I am also a troll. Check out my new place!)

^^^Super short because I did not care about this game^^^

VVVVVV


This was gifted to me and I've played quite a ton on this game.

I'd go into more detail, but I'm pretty sure most of you already know what V^6 is all about. (That's right, I made the title shorter. I'm just that supreme.)

Just know that I've died.

A lot.

And have completed next to nothing in this game.

For a person who has died over 200 times already.

And has not even uncovered a full 4th of the map.

I'm good at video games. :D And fly like a V6!

^^^I spaced a lot because I like this game. And it makes it look more important than Brink. Because it IS! :D^^^

Mortal Kombat


Had my first taste of this fine ass piece of game at a friend's party last night, where I was totally not under the influence of anything whatsoever.

From what I remember, I was terrible. :D Did a ton of 3 player versus battles, 4 player versus battles, and I myself did a ton of TEST YOUR LUCK against the friend who was having the party. And then I found out that he was a Whiskey Media user and then my Internet life and real life joined together as one as we made everyone there watch the Conduit 2 ending, talking about puppies, and other magical things. From what I recall, this was a great birthday party. Even when my old friend Jesse lit his hand on fire because he makes absolutely no sense!

But because of all that, I am now committed to saving up some cash for Mortal Kombat. It is very well worth it and is a fantastic game, holy shit. :D

LA Noire


I had been far to preoccupied with some tasks and they pushed me back from playing this game.

BUT NOT ANYMORE.

I decided that for the first playthrough, I would eliminate all color from the world and void hints. Great idea or greatest idea? I am going to earn my colors. Like a real man. Game is a pain to play with an audience and a vision problem, though. Nerves hit, people are nearly run over, cars are rammed, despite being careful as fuck. Phelps, is super handsome, by the way. I know he is basically a video game Aaron Staton, but holy shit, Cole, you are one... I can't even say. I just love you. You mean and studly son-of-a-bitch. <3


Must be that hat. <3 <3 <3 One question, though, can we? Is that a yes, Cole?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH, SO DAPPER. :D :D :D 

Cole Phelps, I love you.
...Erm, what? I don't know what you're talking about.

My choice of fizzy beverage reigned supreme.

I wear these colors with pride.

Anyways, guess what?

The World DOESN'T End With Me!


Isn't it great? The dog days are not over.

There is still plenty of time for me to recreate beautiful pieces of work because the Rapture didn't happen!

...Unless we're all awful people and we were all Left 4 Dead... But Christians don't sin ever! ...Right?

ANYWAYS. DOG DAYS ARE HERE TO STAY.

  

I will seriously one day get something together where I will get to dance in the street to this song.

Also, before we go, I just wanted to leave this here:

Norm and I? We could be twins. 

:D
-Sparkly
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Posted by Sparklykiss



Oh, hey. Look. I'm being consistent! Alright. Horrible stuff I do to myself. What'd I do since last time?
Good question.

Not Giving Credit When It Is Due


Ha, so. I left out saying that it was one Mr. Godot who told me all about Princess Diana and her magical manga. Which then led me to looking up fan art and fan fiction. Nothing juicy there, sadly.

But now that I've said it, it will creep up everywhere. :D And it'll be glorious and gross and great and grand and grim and gangsta. I am a terrible person for not putting blame on the person who really started all of this. (More scapegoats! I have hundreds. I may start a farm. :D)

Cooking Mama


I know, Cooking Mama is high quality stuff. But did you know they had a Facebook game for it?

...I know, I got excited when I found out, too.

WE BAKIN' COOKIES, Y'ALL. GLUTEN FREE. 

Oh, not into cookies? What are you, some kind of health nut freak?

That's okay, I'm a little freaky myself. ;D

That's okay. Because check this out:

WE GOTS DIS DELICIOUS GRANOLA, DUDES. CHOCOLATE CHIPS 4 LYFE. 


Oh, think that's it? No it's not! I even can pour drinks.

ICE COLD MILK, FOR YOUR DRINKIN' PLEASURE, SON. 

Also: Getting level 13 took about a month or so of play. Do I regret any of it?

Just a teeny bit.

MOVING ON.

  
That one melonhead who likes to make banners made even more. How sweet. :D


Trying to recall what I've played and these are what I remember:

Brink


I was one of those people who played Brink, that I was. I only played for a short time and luckily, did not have to spend any money whatsoever in order to play. :D I am a lucky little devil.

I found the game to be okay at best and despite for playing for HOURS ON END. Things were clunky, poorly explained, and not fun. Glad I didn't spend $60 on it like some other people. :D And had a tough time finding friends to play this with. Why? Because they knew better and did not purchase it immediately. :P (Maybe in a month or so I'll pick this up. If I remember, that is.) (I am also a troll. Check out my new place!)

^^^Super short because I did not care about this game^^^

VVVVVV


This was gifted to me and I've played quite a ton on this game.

I'd go into more detail, but I'm pretty sure most of you already know what V^6 is all about. (That's right, I made the title shorter. I'm just that supreme.)

Just know that I've died.

A lot.

And have completed next to nothing in this game.

For a person who has died over 200 times already.

And has not even uncovered a full 4th of the map.

I'm good at video games. :D And fly like a V6!

^^^I spaced a lot because I like this game. And it makes it look more important than Brink. Because it IS! :D^^^

Mortal Kombat


Had my first taste of this fine ass piece of game at a friend's party last night, where I was totally not under the influence of anything whatsoever.

From what I remember, I was terrible. :D Did a ton of 3 player versus battles, 4 player versus battles, and I myself did a ton of TEST YOUR LUCK against the friend who was having the party. And then I found out that he was a Whiskey Media user and then my Internet life and real life joined together as one as we made everyone there watch the Conduit 2 ending, talking about puppies, and other magical things. From what I recall, this was a great birthday party. Even when my old friend Jesse lit his hand on fire because he makes absolutely no sense!

But because of all that, I am now committed to saving up some cash for Mortal Kombat. It is very well worth it and is a fantastic game, holy shit. :D

LA Noire


I had been far to preoccupied with some tasks and they pushed me back from playing this game.

BUT NOT ANYMORE.

I decided that for the first playthrough, I would eliminate all color from the world and void hints. Great idea or greatest idea? I am going to earn my colors. Like a real man. Game is a pain to play with an audience and a vision problem, though. Nerves hit, people are nearly run over, cars are rammed, despite being careful as fuck. Phelps, is super handsome, by the way. I know he is basically a video game Aaron Staton, but holy shit, Cole, you are one... I can't even say. I just love you. You mean and studly son-of-a-bitch. <3


Must be that hat. <3 <3 <3 One question, though, can we? Is that a yes, Cole?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH, SO DAPPER. :D :D :D 

Cole Phelps, I love you.
...Erm, what? I don't know what you're talking about.

My choice of fizzy beverage reigned supreme.

I wear these colors with pride.

Anyways, guess what?

The World DOESN'T End With Me!


Isn't it great? The dog days are not over.

There is still plenty of time for me to recreate beautiful pieces of work because the Rapture didn't happen!

...Unless we're all awful people and we were all Left 4 Dead... But Christians don't sin ever! ...Right?

ANYWAYS. DOG DAYS ARE HERE TO STAY.

  

I will seriously one day get something together where I will get to dance in the street to this song.

Also, before we go, I just wanted to leave this here:

Norm and I? We could be twins. 

:D
-Sparkly
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Edited by Tireyo


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Edited by JJWeatherman

Congratz, you've mastered the art of linking.

Entertaining as usual.  :D

P.S. You've made me play FB Cooking Mama. Someone help me. Please.
Edited by SMTDante89

Wait... one piece of that fine game doesn't fit with the others!

Posted by Video_Game_King
@Sparklykiss said:



Now why does that look familiar? Hmmm....
Posted by Sparklykiss
@Tireyo643: Hawt Norm is my better half, really.

@JJWeatherman: I've mastered the art of lame. :D

Also: If you ever play the Cooking Mama Facebook game...

You must tell me.

People of Giant Bomb, I have an addiction and it involves gifting pizza to the world and serving espresso.
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Posted by Sparklykiss
@SMTDante89: Shh, that's the surprise.
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Posted by SMTDante89
@Sparklykiss: Well, that's certainly one of the better surprises you can find on the internet.
Posted by Sparklykiss
@SMTDante89: I try my best to be as pleasant as possible.

And since posting this, I am now a level 14 line cook on Cooking Mama. I am going places.
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Posted by Claude

You link more than the Video_Game_King and his blogs. But, Mountain Dew did take one on the chin from the Good Doctor.

Posted by Psycosis

That 'fly like a V6' joke makes me hate you and love you at the same time. God damn.

Posted by Godot

Credit has been received! I can die happy now.
 
(that Norm picture...*shudders*)

Posted by melcene

Re: the suits and hats.  SERIOUSLY!  Ok so I don't have LA Noire yet, I know shame on me.  But my husband and I have long agreed we need to get him a suit and hat like that.  They are PIMPIN.  But really!  Take any average-looking guy and put him in a suit and hat like that and most likely  he's suddenly hawt.

Posted by Claude
@melcene: In the south, we call that "He cleans up well."
Posted by Sparklykiss
@Godot: You're welcome. :D 
 
@melcene: I am a firm believer in that every man needs a good suit and hat. They could have the most plain features, but if they put on a good suit? Instant stud. And they will remain to keep that level of sexy for a good few hours after taking the suit off for magic time. TRUE FACTS. 
 
@Claude: He cleans up mighty well. 
 
@Psycosis
: At least it's not as bad as other things I have done.
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Posted by spudtastic

Christians are the first to realize they sin; hence the belief. The cookie baking game is just way over the top for me.