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Damn BioShock 2 DLC!

So the BioShock 2 DLC is the Deal of the Week? Awesome! *Clicks confirm download* Oh sh*t!! *Realizes that the DLC WASN'T actually half price but full price* 
 
Okay, but seriously, WTF? If DLC is advertised as a deal of the week, THEN IT SHOULD BE DISCOUNTED! But it hasn't been yet. And I've spent double what I should have because I trusted that it was in fact half price. If it's not, well that is call misleading advertising! I spent 51 minutes on the phone to an xbox customer support centre, only to have the snappish woman tell me "I don't know". NOT GOOD ENOUGH! MacDonalds doesn't say "Hey everything is half price! Buy it now!" And then you buy it, look at the receipt and go, "Woah! It wasn't actually half price!" So you take it back and they say "This item has a no refund policy. Oh and the advertising was actually supposed to mean for NEXT week". Even MacDonalds, greediness embodied, wouldn't do that. 
 
So what I'm trying to say in a round-about way is, SUCK D*CK MICROSOFT! TAKE THE SHAFT, SLIDE IT UP AND DOWN AND THEN TAKE IT YOU GREEDY, MISLEADING B*ST*RDS! 
 
Ah, now I feel better...

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Capture Card?

Hmm, I've been musing about getting a capture card for a while now. I mean, I practically live online and would love to finally post some videos to YouTube about my adventures. I mean, I love watching game videos. Maybe it's just me though... : / 
 
However, I would not know where to even start with a capture card! Firstly, what is it - from my understanding it is a piece of equipment that captures the onscreen action and offscreen sounds? Where would I get one? Are they all the same? Expensive? Anyone know?

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C'mon Seriously...

I look at my gaming shelf and I see the likes of Red Dead Redemption, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed 2 and Oblivion looking back at me, neglected. Neglected because I'm playing Gears of War. And I'm playing Gears of War because at 11,000 kills, I should technically have the Seriously... achievement. But, like so many of my friends, it hasn't unlocked. Now I certainly could chip away at it whilst playing my other games, but I can see Gears of War 3 peaking on the horizon. And if 2K has learnt anything from Gears of War 2's multiplayer, they'll make number three's multiplayer superb. And that means obsoletion for my favourite multiplayer game, Gears of War. After all, I am the Chainsaw King! I have over 10,000 chainsaw kills alone! 
 
So here I am, buckling down like I did for BioShock 2 when I got to level 40 before everyone stopped playing. I look at multiplayer games like Far Cry: Instincts, Double Agent and others which have multitudes of multiplayer achievements and sigh, because I'll never be able to unlock them without finding the one game per day and then actually being good at the said game. And to make matters worse, I have a feeling I want to buy BioShock 2's multiplayer expansions and S-Rank it before everyone starts the "Big Three" - Black ops, Gears 3 and Reach. MW2 was bad enough with everyone playing it on my friend list for about a month. But three of the most anticipated games EVER? Better get cracking on those achievements...

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Sigh! Reviews System still not fixed for Me!

Ah well, looks like I'll never be able to add my review about Game Party 3, so I'm just gonna add it here. Grumble! 
 
Even though this game was on sale for a very low price (usually the sign of a very bad game) I had money to burn and needed a new game to play on the Wii. Having only the bare minimum of Wii Sports on my console, I needed something else to expand the usage of my Wii, especially with my other family members who had grown bored of the same baseball, tennis, bowling etc. Not expecting much, I put in the disc. But to my amazement, Game Party 3 was actually very enjoyable! For such an unassuming game, it has loads of variation and games to play for everyone, and more than one way to play your favourites too. It boasts an impressive 19 hit games: Pool, lawn darts, beer pong, mini-golf, darts, bocce ball, horse shoes and trivia challenges to name a few. 
 
The controls are fairly simple (in some cases deceptively simple), but it still takes into account the small variations in your hand movements and throws, so it's not all the same thing. A little more variation could have done wonders, but keeping the controls so simple has its' benefits in allowing the game to be accessible for both young and old. Graphics are acceptable, if not a little bit better than that, for a Wii game, and I'm digging the high-score system (although a high-score for ALL games would've been nice, instead of just single-player games). In a way the preset high-scores already posted are so low it's not even fun to beat them, but I suppose it allows you to fill up the scoring sheets with your name rather than randoms.  
 
Downsides. Let's be honest, for a game like this you can allow and accept a few detriments. The music can be annoying at the beginning, as can the constant need to select a character between games, rather than just keeping it picked for all your plays. But the worst, well not worst but maybe the weirdest, flaw has to be the ticket system. In single player games, your character can win "tickets" - the better you do, the more you earn. These tickets can then be spent on new character clothing, props and new items in game. However, these items have no use or special feature; they're purely there for aesthetics (i.e., instead of a blue dart, you can now play with a striped one). And secondly, the tickets are very easy to get, making you feel like the game was made for very bad, young children or very bad people in general. I literally played for an hour and had unlocked everything. 
 
This of course doesn't effect the gameplay or fun in any way, but it'd be nice to have something to work for or some shiny cool item to unlock. Generally in the way these things come together in the game, Game Party 3 seems to suffer from a bit of an identity crisis - unlocks easy enough for a toddler to clock, yet some games only a frat boy in his twenties could appreciate. The inclusion of games such as Whack-a-troll, although fun, shows the game definitely is made for a younger audience, but again, billiards and beanbag throwing is made more for an older gamer statistic.
 
So in conclusion, while a bit confusing in regards to who the game is actually intended to be played by, there is no denying it is still a lot of fun for all ages. The games will keep everyone entertained, young and old, and the mixed-bag assortment of games means everyone will find a challenge somewhere. For a game of this calibre, Game Party 3 certainly does impress and certainly has given me the ability to boost any party and my money's worth. If you liked Wii Sports, but like me wanted variation, the this game will be up you alley. A solid performance for its' genre. 
 
And if the stupid reviews system HAD been working, I'd have given this a 3.5 - 4 stars. But it's not, despite me contacting numerous admins/staff members. Sigh.

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Red Dead Friggin' Awesome!

My gaming life has changed. I have just played one of the greatest games ever made. Yessir cow folks and injuns, I here have deed done me Red Dead Redemption! It is, to say the very, very least, f**king amazing! The graphics are awesome, the gunplay is perfect, the horses are cool - it's just great! And the story has done a number on me too! If I wasn't too tired, I'd play it now forever and ever! 
 
I'm still getting to grips with all the controls, but it's a real gaming experience. I love all the random sh*t which happens. I shot one guy and he got stuck to his horse and dragged around for ages! Then I tried to save this damsel who had been hog-tied by bandits. I died and felt real sad (hate men hurting women). Then this guy punches me out of nowhere and I accidentally draw my pistol and he shoots me! Then the whole town gets in on the act and I gun him down and flee. 
 
Awesome awesome awesome. Just can't explain anything else. Just awesome. You can blow people's hats off? SOLD! You can skin a horse and actually see the flayed horse lying in the sun? Ew, but still SOLD! You can set up camp and sleep in the great outdoors? SOLD! You can do uber-awesome slides into cover and then pop up in slow-mo and blast an outlaw in the face? SOLD! 
 
'Nuff said - I'm sold and loving it!

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Alone. And In The Dark.

Was feeling sorry for myself today, so when I saw Alone In The Dark for next to nothing, I just bought it. Heard it's rubbish, but at least I'll get some points and then muck around with it. Only cost $5. Probably a reason for that, but there you go.

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Fallout 3 Is The Sh*t

I'm a Fallout 3 convert now. It's the perfect scary, shooter, rpg, adventure just for me. I keep getting bitten on the arse by mole rats, and I accidentally got the sheriff of Megaton killed before avenging his death. Chose to save the city and become a citizen rather than destroy if for not much more than greed, but still, feel bad about him and everything. I wish there was an option for me to adopt his kid, but alas, games aren't that advanced. 
 
The only problem that I've found in that my waypoint markers are weird. I go to where it says and there's nothing there. Had to pull out of a quest for a bit after I tried to find the point I was supposed to reach but couldn't, since I refuse to travel at night. Too scary. So I'll try again later to find where the hell I'm supposed to go. Those crab men are f**king annoying. Damn things never just die! 
 
So yes, very happy with the game! Can't wait to see what wonders await me! And my Chaste Monk quest should unlock... now...

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Fallout 3 Rocks!

So I finally got around to playing Fallout 3 after nearly a week of Assassin's Creed 2. And let's just say, I love it! From the very first video to the moment you exit the Vault, I can feel the atmosphere and tension leaping off the screen. Such a well-crafted story line so far, and a very believable environment. Man I so badly want a capture card so I can do some videos of stuff!  WARNING, spoilers may follow, but only for the beginning of the game.
 
I've just reached Megaton (or is it Megatron?), but I'd spent about 2 hours playing the game before that; quite a fair time in the Vault, and then a bit in the wasteland exploring the area between the Vault and the city. The whole setting up your profile through child birth was quite well done, although every character face I tried to create looked butt ugly. Maybe people in the future look gross. The whole S.P.E.C.I.A.L. book thing cracked me up - and the whole question 10 on the G.O.A.T. test. Funny how a baby can reach a truck toy that only an adult could reach though...  
 
It sucks how I had to kill the overseer. Well I guess I didn't HAAVE to kill him, but he was screaming for guards and then he reached for a baton. Man, I had no choice! And now the girl I love is all pissy at me and everything just because I did a small thing like club her father to death! Geesh! So thrust out of the Vault with nowhere to go. It was night time when I left and I kid you not, I didn't want to go out there! It was so dark and scary and I knew there was probably gonna be something nasty waiting for me. 
 
So I finally got the courage to go out and I was happily creeping along. And then I hear this strange scuttling. It gets closer and closer. AND THEN SOMETHING F**KING BITES ME! This mole-rat thingymajigy totally bites me on the ass out of NOWHERE and I kid you not, it's the biggest fright I've ever gotten in a video game! The nearby school had the same effect with bloody cannibal raiders shooting me up just when I was happy to be inside! Got outta there quickly! Then a giant ant started scuttling towards me, but that wasn't as scary. I'm loving the V.A.T.S. system though! Heads being decapitated with bullets? SOLD. 
 
So yeah, in the town nice and safe now, but that's where I left it for the moment. I know I really like the game now, so I'm going to try out Red Dead Redemption in case it's actually really terrible. So yes, very interesting and cool game.

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Okay, I'll Keep You Then

Well Assassin's Creed 2 pulled the ol' proverbial puppy dog eyes today and convinced me to let it stay. The game markedly improved since last night. I'm really loving the Prince of Persia-like assassin's tombs and trying to get the villa up to scratch. Although the combat isn't getting too much better (counter attack, grab, counter attack, grab) the slow-going tutorial-like play has gifted me some new abilities. Nothing like throwing an archer over the battlements. Too bad there isn't a death-cam for it. 
 
Plus if I returned it, it'd mean I'd be returning it without finishing the campaign (because it's just a beastly length!) so to finish it, I'd have to buy it again. And since I bought it at 50% this time, I probably wouldn't be able to match that next time. And it now means I can finally put it down and play RDR and Fallout 3! Yay! Although they seem not as cool any more because they had the whole "I'll save your gaming experience!" vibe to them when I hated AC2. Ah well. 
 
Is it obvious I've had 3 hours sleep???

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F**k

Damn Assassin's Creed 2! Just when I'm certain I'll return it, it starts to get better! Now I'm pretty sure I should still return it, but some part of me wants to finish the game... Now I can either resign myself to returning the game, forget about it and carry on with these other two, but probably still have some regrets about not finishing it. Or I could totally rush it through before Saturday when I have to return it and then either want to definitely keep it, but regret rushing a campaign which should have taken time, or really wish I'd taken the time playing my other games, which I'd then only have two days to test out. Or I could keep it and finish it later, then regret it because I'd probably never play it again. 
 
Man you guys must be thinking I'm kinda weird for caring so much. Guess I should go with my gut and return it. Or maybe I should keep it. Or maybe not. Or maybe yes. Or maybe.. NOOOO *Puts gun to head* Don't make me do it!!!! Man I've never been good at making decisions. F**k it! i'll just keep it. Or not. Sh*t. 

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