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Hate Awards

My own perverted award system for things and games I hate. A lot. In fact, to get on this list you have to want me to kill you. A short description of the game's Hate award and why I hate it so much is listed next to it. Let's see who the winners of the coveted Shaa and Slaa awards are! And don't forget the SHA award, because there's a special place in hell for bad games which ruin a series. Let the hate commence!
 
Supreme Hate Award Accolade - Dead rising. 
Runner-Up - The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
Honourable Mention - Bug Riders: The Race of Kings.
 
Supreme Let-Down Award Accolade - Dragon Age: Origins. 
Runner-Up - Assassin's Creed. 
Honourable Mention - Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex. 
 
Worst Childhood Memory Award - Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex. 
Runner-Up - Croc: Legend of the Gobbos. 
 
Worst Character Award - Mario. 
Runner-Up - Alex Mercer. 
 
Special Hades Award - Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex. 
Runner-Up - Worms 4: Mayhem.

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  • Awarded for his terrible overacting and dumb ass looks.

  • Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness. Awarded for extreme repetitiveness.

  • Awarded for having shitty graphics, bad gameplay, and being a terrible game all around. Congratulations!

  • Awarded for being the downfall of the Crash Bandicoot series and disillusioning me with my childhood hero and bringing me forth into adulthood. And for costing me $15.

  • Awarded for being one of the hardest children's platformers ever and having terrible controls to boot.

  • Awarded for being the game I love to hate. The game with terribly small words, f**king convicts, no save points, Otis ('nuff said), terrible AI, being timed and everything else which earned this game the Supreme Hate Award Accolade. Or as I say it Shaa!

  • Awarded for having the worst graphics and combat mechanics in a game this recent and for being the only game I couldn't physically play any longer. Also the Supreme Let-Down Award Accolade (Slaa) after all the hype which amounted to nil.

  • I just hate Mario. Hate his games. This is why he's been awarded the Worst Character Award! And he's f**king EVERYWHERE!

  • One of the worst games of all time. No saves, extra hard. And worst of all, as a kid you just want to play as dinosaurs! But no, this takes all the fun away from you. Terrible, terrible game.

  • Horrible graphics, horrible gameplay, horrible multiplayer.

  • A true bastardization of the hallowed Worms franchise. Worms and 3D just don't work and this one was just bad. No one messes with the worms. No one. Ever.

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Edited By mubblegum

Glad Assassin's Creed is in here - everyone I know loves it. I got so bored of it and never finished.
Though Dragon Age is one of my favorites! Loved the style and story.

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@mubblegum: Yeah, never finished Assassin's Creed either. The sequel is a tonne better. Still slightly repetitive towards the beginning, but definitely better. As for Dragon Age, well that was just terrible for me! Literally could not play the game any longer! Tapping A several million times with bad graphics and terrible acting was just too much of a let down for me to handle. Everyone seems to love it though. Probably similar to how you feel about Assassin's creed lol.
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The Mario and Dead Rising make this list suck, though I kind of agree with the Dragon Age part.Still dissing DR ain't cool especially Mario and Croc as well!Just cause you can't play DR and Croc, doesn't mean they suck it means you.......can finish that yourself.
 
EDIT:Looking further on this list, I assume your into COD a lot?You don't seem to like Tactical shooters.Run N Gun eh?

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@Agent47:  Um actually no, so before you go dissing and un-promoting my list, get your facts straight. Mario sucks and look on the internet, over half of it says Dead Rising sucks too. I can play it, it just sucks, although you obviously can't comprehend someone has a different opinion to you so you have to have some crappy excuse for it. 
 
And it takes a sucker to know a sucker - I may suck at games, but at least I don't suck gay dic- you can finish that one yourself. Let me help you, the final letter of the first word is a 'k'! :D 
 
EDIT: Looking further through your forum history, it has become clear to me that you are too much of a fucking retard to figure out the rest of the sentence yourself so I guess I will have to help you on my puzzle - at least I don't suck gay dick for my daily dose of protein! There, just so you know.