Nintendo, you jerks. You can NOT make a game called Super Mario Land, no matter how many D's it's got, and set it in the mushroom kingdom. Super Mario Land is either about Sarasaland (should always be about Sarasaland!), or some other crazy god damn place, but it is NOT the mushroom kingdom damnit!

I want to pilot mario submarines and mario planes and jump on turtles that turn into bombs. In 3D :-(