Things!
Things that I find amusing or like.
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Ah, Cyrodiil. The Imperial home province in the Elder Scrolls series, and the setting in Oblivion. It's a lush, green land that houses several cities. The sunsets are also gorgeous. If it was real, I'd probably recommend it as another vacation spot.
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Boom, boom, BOOM! SUPA-WEAPON! WOOT! Massive collateral damage with the push of the red button!
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Ain't nothing cooler than dodging at a rate slower than a snail? And seeing those bullets barely miss your package of manhood by mere millimeters?
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Ninjas: because, seriously, they pwn pirates or vampires.
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Cooperative play! There's nothing better than blowing heads off with your best friend!
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Pew pew!
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The sexy son of a ship that Commander Shepard gains control of in Mass Effect. It looks awesome, doesn't it?
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Gold! It's what makes the MMO economy go 'round!
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These "cans of fun" often are differently colored and respectively have different surprises! Just don't use the one that says "Fragmentation Grenade"
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This flat piece of metal is the only thing standing between you and a hail of arrows, fireballs, or anything that's a projectile. Unfortunately, that means everything. And the shield can't block a giant mace.
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Potions: the thing that keeps you alive in RPG! If only the real world used these...
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There ain't a single thing in the world that makes a bigger boom, better!
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Tanks! No modern war is complete without them!
As the Panzers in Company of Heroes said: "Should we shoot them or crush them?"
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Swords: the pinnacle of every RPG and MMO. If a series that was famous for it's swords was to suddenly remove swords... what would happen? The world may never know, because no one's stupid enough to do that yet.
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The gun that literally invented the headshot. Nothing cooler than that, right?
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It's EXP! OMG! It's the stuff that makes you go from n00b to pr0 in every RPG!
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Ravenholm. It's a place no one goes to. Why? Because it was raided with headcrab rockets and all save one of it's citizens had been zombified.
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The massive alien space station guarded by a coalition fleet that would take a hell of a lot of ships to invade. The headquarters for the Citadel Council in the game Mass Effect.
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The irradiated city located close the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant. It's inhabitants were killed when the reactor exploded. Even though it has been close to 30 years already, life is only beginning to return here.
And guess what? It makes for some pretty good game locations. No game does it better than S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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Top secret research facility which spawned the alien threat upon the world? Sounds like a cool place to visit.
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A weapon built to kill a parasitic life-form's food? How stupid. Maybe they should have gotten smart and tried to make something that killed the parasites instead. Otherwise, it's a nice vacation spot.
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The most (in)famous location in World War 2. A thousand unsung songs are made for this every day with every WW2 game that's made.
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Without this country, Microsoft would have no competition, because there'd be no Nintendo or Sony! It's also where ANIME comes from! Yeah!
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If it's not happening on Earth, it's happening somewhere out here on the Final Frontier!
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It's our great holy home planet! CHERISH IT!
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Because sometimes, your legs just can't do the job. So let your weapons do it for ya!
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Big, big mechs! The staple of Japanese animes and massive collateral damage!
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Because nothing's cooler than a gun that can rip people to shreds at high velocity!
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Because you aren't God, so he invented this for us sight-using people. Because we can't see through walls or above that 2-foot-tall hill to the right of your soldiers.
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