TheKramer89

This seems more like a Dave Ryckert thing to do.

In all seriousness, give her an ultimatum immediately. My brother went through a very similar situation a few years ago, he went ahead and got married, and then divorced a few months later and regrets every decision he made. Get this figured out as soon as possible and NEVER think that getting married is going to solve any problems. Obviously easier said than done, but it needs to be done sooner rather than later. With that, I'll leave you with a solid bit of advice from a modern day philosopher...

Your mom has chicken fingers?!?!

You’re drunk sir...

The staff here doesn't seem to have any love for it, and frankly I totally understand why somebody wouldn't like them as they are janky as hell, but they just click with me more than anything I've ever played. It was kind of a Dave Snider-esque game, but he's no longer here to defend it unfortunately...

Mount and Blade, specifically Warband. It's kinda one of those "love it or hate it" games. It's by far my most played game on Steam. Smacking peasants in the head with a huge sword while on horseback for hours and hours never got old to me...

Dude, if there's any way to make that happen, that'd be amazing...

Hell yeah, thanks man! This has been on my steam wishlist forever...

I feel like mobile is a solid platform for some type of a city-builder game. I checked out Sim City Build-It, but it got stale pretty quick. I’d just like something that I can mess with for 5-10 minutes every couple of hours...

We should report him. To the police...