By Tiny_Tank 5 Comments
A 5 Sentence Review
A 5 Sentence Review
I just picked this game up. After watching the beginning of the quicklook I was sold. I've only scratched the surface and played about 30 minutes of it but I already can only think "Holy shit this is fantastic". Most would be doing themselves a disservice to overlook this.
...anyway, who am I? Well I'll give you an idea like the last few months I've been doing a one man show, like a lot of comics are doing one man shows and I'm no exception. Uh, I've been doing a one man show at the Improv in Stokey, WV for the last four months, off off off off off Melrose. And the theme of the one man show is about my life growing up as I did in a happy, healthy, and loving family and it's called let's spend half a minute with Bill. And uh... well hell it's such a short show I could do it right now for ya. Ok here we go it's about my life growing up in a happy, healthy, loving family. "good evening everybody. Mama never beat me and daddy never fucked me, goodnight. T-shirts are on sale in the lobby." I don't know if the show will be able to relate to dysfunctional America but that's the way I was raised, sorry. No bone to pick. Supported me in everything I did, whoops. It's fun doing the show though in Stokey, WV. People come up real excited that was a great show, liked it a lot... little long but uh... my attention span wavered towards the end. One thing though, that part about your dad never fucking you, that's a joke right?' 'Course it is, is that a bus? I'm outta here.
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather."
Man... is it possible to miss a person you never actually knew? hmm... I guess in a way.
My non-FB FB update. Your munchkin quote for today: "I feel like my brain is floating around on an electron cloud."
I never got to see SoundGarden when they were together and I was just getting into them before they would go on to be my favorite band of all time... then they broke up. Well I guess I'll never get that chance I thought... turns out I was probably wrong. In fact, I'm going to get to see them with QotSA, Mastadon and the Meat Puppets... imagine that. I love the possibility that I'll get to see Guitar Guru's Josh Homme and Kim Thayil playing together, how awesome would that be!?
I've been thinking about how interesting it is that some of the things (mostly music) that I love to death now I initially didn't like. I don't know if that says something about the pervasiveness of the compositions that initially I didn't like them and they seemed odd and strange and how could someone like this stuff and call it "music" to then evolve into something so somplex that the layers and masterful levels at play have become something slowly realized to be what they are, which is usually amazing.
"Blind soundman from Netherlands, he knew not what band he mixed. They sounded a bit like the zephyr and a bit like the jicks"
Munchkin quote of the week: "He was trying to get all the way into her uterus!"
Brad: "RPG is no longer a meal, it is a sauce you drizzle on a game"
This is the 1st in a probably unending set of steps to having my own site, or blog or something... if that ever happens... it's just for you.
Use your keyboard!
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