I made my pointless predictions yesterday, and then I actually sat down to watch the annual trainwreck that is called the MTV Video Music Awards. Lots of expected wins and technical mishaps filled the awards. All of the awards were undeserved, except for the Best New Artist award which is the only award that the audience can vote for (shocker). Anyways, I made a little video recapping the night in the way I saw it happen... so without further adieu...

Justin Bieber dick jokes!

People walking in front of cameras!

OFWGKTA Trolling!

Katy Perry Cheese Hats!

OH MY! IT MUST BE THE WORST OF THE MTV VMA'S!

(since the youtube version failed, you don't get my witty annotations about Katy Perry's stupid hat, or the fact that Lil Wayne's guitar is completely silent)

blocked on copyright grounds? NOOOOO

Rebecca Black dressed as a dinosaur.

People still care about MTV VMAs?
 
It's like caring about Spike TV's VGAs for chrissake.

@TurboMan said:

so without further a-du...

Excuse me?

                    People still care about MTV?

                   

               

Copyrights? More like copywrongs. Friggin' Viacom.

@Ezekeilpurger said:

@TurboMan said:

so without further a-du...

Excuse me?

what are you talking about?

@supermike6 said:

Copyrights? More like copywrongs. Friggin' Viacom.

I rike wut you did there.

damn... apparently it's blocked outside of the US... I'll try and fix it when I get back home tonight.

Edit: Damn... it's blocked everywhere... I'll invert the video and re-upload it later or upload it to a different place.... please don't post in here until I fix stuff! (which will be in a couple of hours)

@Ezekeilpurger: I think he meant adieu, but hey he's american so I can't really criticize him that much.

It's even blocked within the US!

damn... apparently it's blocked outside of the US... I'll try and fix it when I get back home tonight.

i only watched a little bit of it. i just have to say that i'm surprised that foo fighters won a reward. MTV isn't known for having rock type of music on their station. 
 
lady gaga looks even more like a man than before. i ddin't know who performed until the end. i was like who the hell is this brown person. another stupid thing that was there was milley cyrus. i laughed when she said she liked nirvana. now teens are like who is nirvana...

@supermike6 said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

@Ezekeilpurger: I think he meant adieu, but hey he's american so I can't really criticize him that much.

It's further ado, "further adieu" makes absolutely no sense.

Ado is right. But hey, I'm American.

@SpunkyHePanda said:

@supermike6 said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

@Ezekeilpurger: I think he meant adieu, but hey he's american so I can't really criticize him that much.

It's further ado, "further adieu" makes absolutely no sense.

Ado is right. But hey, I'm American.

Yea so by default we MUST be idiots...

@SpunkyHePanda said:

@supermike6 said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

@Ezekeilpurger: I think he meant adieu, but hey he's american so I can't really criticize him that much.

It's further ado, "further adieu" makes absolutely no sense.

Ado is right. But hey, I'm American.

Yea so by default we MUST be idiots...

Since the video is gone, I guess it would be further adieu.

The ridiculous amount of wittiness in this topic is giving me a rash.

MTV used to be relevant.. like in the 90s or something.

@Rawrnosaurous said:

@SpunkyHePanda: It was sarcasm, I'm American this is why I hate forums everything is taken so seriously.

It's because sarcasm doesn't usually translate well into text and because most people on the internet don't know anything about the person speaking or their sense of humor. Their only context is the words put in front of them.

@FajitaBoss said:

MTV used to be relevant.. like in the 90s or something.

Go further back.

@GreggD said:

@FajitaBoss said:

MTV used to be relevant.. like in the 90s or something.

Go further back.

0.o

I only thank MTV for early Beck videos and South Park Guidos chapter

What's an "ado"?

best - kreayshawn rick ross goon fight

@SpunkyHePanda said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

@SpunkyHePanda: It was sarcasm, I'm American this is why I hate forums everything is taken so seriously.

It's because sarcasm doesn't usually translate well into text and because most people on the internet don't know anything about the person speaking or their sense of humor. Their only context is the words put in front of them.

In this case the presentation of sarcasm was pretty poor, but there are a lot of cases on this forum where sarcasm is put out there like Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime boob show and isn't picked up. It's terrible, and people who clearly aren't social enough to ever realize what sarcasm is need to stop leaning on that crutch.

Ok... should work now

without further (whatever the fuck you wanna call it)...

@TurboMan: It's ado. Don't let anyone correct you on this. Can't wait to watch your video, after BtSD is over.

@Brendan said:

@SpunkyHePanda said:

@Rawrnosaurous said:

@SpunkyHePanda: It was sarcasm, I'm American this is why I hate forums everything is taken so seriously.

It's because sarcasm doesn't usually translate well into text and because most people on the internet don't know anything about the person speaking or their sense of humor. Their only context is the words put in front of them.

In this case the presentation of sarcasm was pretty poor, but there are a lot of cases on this forum where sarcasm is put out there like Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Halftime boob show and isn't picked up. It's terrible, and people who clearly aren't social enough to ever realize what sarcasm is need to stop leaning on that crutch.

Sarcasm can work online, of course. All I mean is that there are different considerations to be made when speaking out loud to friends vs. speaking in text to strangers. Strangers are unpredictable.

VMA always sounded like some kind of venereal disease to me.

I just wasted 4 minutes of my life

Professional dancers dressed up in white and dancing to Nirvana. I literally did the "no no no no NO NO NO PLEASE GOD" from the office out loud. WTF.

Jesus christ, where is our society going???

What a great show.

i cant believe i missed the flying. the nicki acceptance speech was fine, what are you talking about? 

My brain literally just melted. I have no brain now and am sad. I sure hope I can listen to Alex and Rorie in the morning for BtSD....

what the flying fuck was that dog shit that I watched?

i honestly liked Kanye West and Jay Z's performance of Otis.  What can i say, im a sucker for sampled beats.  And even though I hate Bruno Mars, his performance wasnt all too bad.  I hate Tyler the Creator as well but Im glad he won the new artist award, he seemed really happy about it.  Honestly though, what do you expect, its an AWARD SHOW by MTV.  Award shows suck and MTV isnt called Music Television anymore for a reason...

Wow. That seems like it would be painful to watch the whole VMA Show in it's entirety.

I didn't think it was that bad as far as shitty award shows go. 
 
But yeah.... 
"I'D LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD, BUT ALSO JESUS" - J Biebs <3

Dude, I only got like a minute in, I can't watch any more of it.

The camera pan screw up with Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber probably got the biggest laugh out of me, but all the insane flying and Nicki Minaj or whatever's "oh my gAwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwWwDDDDDD" left me just speechless. Oy vey.

The bit with Chris Brown with Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit is a fucking insult. What the fuck was that about?
 
But that's MTV for ya.

Right, like anyone still cares about those things.

If Kurt Cobain hadn't already killed himself, I think he would have tonight.

Isn't every VMA the worst of the VMAs since the late 90's?