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haha i loved that video, summed it up perfectly.

Welcome back my good king. I'm glad to see an exploded computer didn't hinder you one bit on the game playing department.
 
You played Shadow the Hedgehog? You poor bastard. Really, that's the game on your list that stands out in terms of sheer awfulness (that, and maybe the master system version of Sonic the Hedgehog, which I understand to be crap). I remember playing it when I was 13 or so and thinking of how not-good it was. That was back when I rented games (for the gamecube no less), so I finished it anyways out of the masochistic desire to get my money's worth. Yep. Those were the days.

I guess that proves it. Moon dust is just as bad as earth dust.

Awesome blog! Glad to see that your back.

Yeah Lord of the Rings Return of the King was a great game.

The Story

• punctuation: Apparently, Nintendo doesn't want me watching anything Yahtzee related. And they're right, I should stop watching the bastard child of Mr. Game & Watch, Boomhauer from King of the Hill, and an Australian guy.
• yakuza: Pay attention, as this will be a recurring theme.
• blog: Maybe I was wrong on the Yahtzee thing, since when I tried typing this word, the Wii suggested "bloke", like I bought my Wii through chimney sweep money.
  
• anus: Hey, it's a medical term! One you won't find here.
• barnacle: I think we all know how this came up: Spongebob.
• Hiroshima: The only reason I bring this up is because as soon as I typed the letter N, my Wii was very eager to recommend Nagasaki as a word. Apparently, nuclear bombings are like fighting games: nobody ever remembers the first one.
• mime: Again, I applaud Nintendo. Let's ignore their creepy existence.
• bunnies: OK, this one confuses me, mainly because this is supposed to be a kid's system. Way to be anal, Nintendo. Wait.....no, anal isn't there, either.
• Scientologist: See mime.
• vendetta: Remember, remember, the fuck was that thing about?
• misanthropy: I wish there was a straight-faced Kefka sprite. I seriously wish there was, just for this occasion.
  

• semen: Another theme has been established! Why does Nintendo think everybody who buys a Wii is interested at all in semen?
• erotic: Damn it, Nintendo!
• Xanadu: I'll let this one slide, since nobody knows that this was a Mongolian fuck palace.
• Mewtwo: I like to brag about my Melee awesomeness, even if it just gets a lot of "why don't you just play Brawl" responses. I just like Mewtwo better.
• bloke: Again, I'm not a friend of Dickens nor Poppins. It's not like I spend my time in Xanadu.
• Diddy: It doesn't even come with Kong attached, so I'm forced to assume that about 40% of Wii owners are P Diddy.
• asl: Nice way to cater to your pedophile demographic, Nintendo. It does a lot to explain why I get a McDonald's coupon with every Wii game purchase.
• Wong: OK, this one makes perfect sense. If you're ever caught using the above word, a racist...thing appears on your screen, saying, " So, who's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight?"
• seiko: I had no idea what the crap this was. I had to look it up on Google to find out that it's not something from Tim & Eric, but a watch company. Wait, people still have watches? W....what? (Oh, while I'm on the subject, let me say that I've finally started learning Japanese. My thoughts regarding the process have been confirmed: learning the character system is the hardest part. Excuse me a second. *punches Pepsiman in the face for laughing at me*)
  

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