This Code Shit (A Reach Beta Lament/Rap)

A troll on the Bungie forums asked everyone to make a rap about Bungie and this whole code fiasco and said the best one will get a code. He was OBVIOUSLY lying. But I liked the idea, thought it was fun and decided to make one myself. Here's what I got. 
 

 I say you know me, Bungie
I'm like your biggest fan.
But this code shit, it ain't happening
It kinda blows, man.

Sitting at ma desktop, watching them peeps tweet.
Evertime I lose a code,
I wanna kick their asses with ma feet.

Open up the Beta now
What do you have to lose?
I'll call some friends right over now
We'll play and have some booze

I've got the TV to myself
Family's at the beach
I hear Lehto in ma head
Going Reach, Reach, Reach    

So, what do you guys think? :D This is what wanting a early beta key does to you.
8 Comments
9 Comments
Posted by Zereta

A troll on the Bungie forums asked everyone to make a rap about Bungie and this whole code fiasco and said the best one will get a code. He was OBVIOUSLY lying. But I liked the idea, thought it was fun and decided to make one myself. Here's what I got. 
 

 I say you know me, Bungie
I'm like your biggest fan.
But this code shit, it ain't happening
It kinda blows, man.

Sitting at ma desktop, watching them peeps tweet.
Evertime I lose a code,
I wanna kick their asses with ma feet.

Open up the Beta now
What do you have to lose?
I'll call some friends right over now
We'll play and have some booze

I've got the TV to myself
Family's at the beach
I hear Lehto in ma head
Going Reach, Reach, Reach    

So, what do you guys think? :D This is what wanting a early beta key does to you.
Edited by Relys

Here's what I posted... I've never rapped at all before, but at least I tried to freestyle a few lines.

[quote]Bungie.

Take it to the literal. When the client base is down, they bounce back up, hands closed 'round the collateral.

Greedy -blam!-es since '01, taking microsofts shaft.

Fan base long forgotten, eyes around the prize, all they care 'bout is the cash fueled by the perpetual lies.[/quote]

Posted by emkeighcameron

I hate rap, but I liked yours

Posted by ShaunassNZ

Meh.

Posted by RiotBananas
@ShaunassNZ said:
" Meh. "
Posted by Videogames

Not ill.

Posted by Kyreo

When you rhymed "fan" and "man" I stopped.  The shit is whack.

Posted by ChristianCastillo

i liked it

Posted by Nutcase

No offense, but then again this is coming from a metal head...FAIL.