Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Cretaceous Edition

Camel toe. Someone mailed in camel toe? I'm out.

Interesting mailbag that definitely deserves to belong in a museum, whoever in the GB crew that starts it.

jesus christ patrick, is it impossible for you to appear in a video where you don't arbitrarily shit on a game?

That was awesome. Joe, you're good people!

Crustacean period. hah!

The video title now makes sense! lol Awesome!

I'm gonna send them the Ark of the Covenant next. I hope it gets through customs.

Another one of those garbage mailbox and Jeff is gonna lose it.

Holy fucking shit dear sweet Jebus.

The dawn of Patrick...

That is 100% Spielberg's autograph. He's one of those person who sign autograph little differently each time and the one on that script is very unique but has all of Spielberg's autograph components in it.

Joe is a god.

Fossils are rocks...

Can anyone confirm those look even remotely real?

EDIT: Oh my god, that script sure is something.

Btw, that sure is someone's left ulna.

I actually like Jurassic Park III, Patrick. Gimme that!

Suuuuper jealous of everything in that box. That is so awesome.

This is amazing. Joe, you are an inspiration to us all.

That's definitely Tea Leoni at the bottom. http://my-autographs.de/images/Tea_Leoni.jpg

I'm going to clean out my closet and send it to the crew. Hope you guys like old bowling balls!

I'm sending you guys 50 000$ in cash, get ready for the best mailbag ever!

"Turtle shell fragments all the way down."

I applauded out lout.

Patrick you HAVE to get a display case for all of those fossils and a very nice frame for that autographed script. That's a legitimately awesome fossil collection you've got.

Looks like that signature under Patrick's thumb is Téa Leoni.

@Sogeman said:

I'm gonna send them the Ark of the Covenant next. I hope it gets through customs.

"Just remember, don't open it, at least not with your eyes open. Love the site! Thanks guys!"

Fossilized Manatee!

Holy shit man, that autographed script is fucking insane. Props to you man.

@HansKisaragi said:

seriously.. cant people stop sending this trash

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You can make the argument that dinosaur bones were put in the ground by Satan to confuse Christians, but c'mon. It’s different when it’s a woman, this is over the line, and The Dark Lord should have known better.

I love that Patrick is totally loves this

Awesome. Really hope Jeff will give a script reading during a live show soon. Maybe TNT tonight, after we get to the exciting conclusion of space jam!

Those movie cards were used in video stores as a placeholder, so workers knew where to put movies.

SOURCE: I worked in video stores.

@bunkerbuster05 said:

@mellotronrules said:

that all belongs in a museum.

Top men are handling it.

Top. Men.

*throws himself overboard*

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I have Spielberg's autograph as well. It's right there on my Director's Chair box. It's in silver and everything. So screw you Patrick!

@AckbarTheGreat: Hey, Ackbar? If this really was you who sent all this shit... you should know you're pretty great.

You can't verify a signature over the internet. Even a half assed counterfeiter is going to look up exemplars and then copy or trace from those. you need to see it in person. Have y'all never watched pawn stars :)

Not that I think the dude would knowingly send in a fake or anything.

"cameltoe"

"yeaaah"

A museum display case for the fossils and autographed script would be humorously incongruous with the rest of the Giant Bomb office.

Oh wow. That's a treasure chest right there, especially for Patrick.

That's pretty awesome.

That's the bone that started violence.

Holy fucking shit. This mailbag stuff is getting out of hand.

this was a good video man

Now go have one of your teeth replaced with the megalodon core.

Incredible. Joe, you're awesome.

Holy shit that's awesome!

The fossilized camel toe trumps everything else in that box. Well played Joe.

Fairly certain 5:10 is a bag of hash.

Great gift by the way. Both the fossils and the hash.

Awesome gift. Way to go, Joe. And man, I'm looking forward to seeing them play Majora's Mask, even if I know that I'll be that guy freaking out behind his computer whenever they take a wrong turn. I try not to be that guy, but Majora's Mask is a big one for me.

FIRE EMBLEM!

Also that was a great gift for Patrick.

Signature on the bottom right of page obviously belongs to the great Tea Leoni.