Quick Look: Dead or Alive 5

At last its here. Been waitin' all day ^^

Welcome back DoA Quick Look!

Also: Quiet Look

tits!

Cool story

I was totally going to get the first comment but I alt-clicked something I don't even know what and it closed the page entirely. FML. I'm just happy I get to see some boobs after that horrendous alt-click ordeal.

Wow this is as insane as Jeff was hinting about. Haven't played a DoA since 3 when I got an Xbox.

This Quick Look is quiet.

yeah, RYAN!

physics!!!1

FAME DOUGLAS!

RYAN

@mak_wikus said:

This Quick Look is quiet.

Fixing. Louder version will be up later.

Finally! I've been waiting for this. I need to figure out if this has enough to keep me playing if I'm going to pay full price for it. I really don't want another regretful purchase like Tekken Tag 2 a few weeks ago. >.>

Well, that certainly wasn't what I was expecting.

Aw Fuck Yeah.

Whatever! don't blame the game for Microsoft's dumb UI... also that tiger is HUGE!

@Vanek said:

Finally! I've been waiting for this. I need to figure out if this has enough to keep me playing if I'm going to pay full price for it. I really don't want another regretful purchase like Tekken Tag 2 a few weeks ago. >.>

This game looks god-awful. Wait until it's $20 on Amazon in December.

Always good to see a Dead or Alive QL represented by a thumbnail of a woman doing a backflip over a tiger.

Did I just see a punch countered into a rolling kimura?

I know who I'm maining in this game.

BEWBS

Congratulations on the Xenon launch!

Fuck me, DOA is dumb.

@a5ehren said:

@Vanek said:

Finally! I've been waiting for this. I need to figure out if this has enough to keep me playing if I'm going to pay full price for it. I really don't want another regretful purchase like Tekken Tag 2 a few weeks ago. >.>

This game looks god-awful. Wait until it's $20 on Amazon in December.

Whaaaaaat. Dead or Alive has never been 'god-awful'.

There's totally still geisha's.

Is there any female character with flat chest in this game? I say like Jeff I find it distracting in games, when a fake female characters chest flab around infront of my face. If I wanna see boobs I fucking google boobs. Just BOOBS and BAM there's boobs.

@AngelN7 said:

Whatever! don't blame the game for Microsoft's dumb UI... also that tiger is HUGE!

Thats the point, most games dont use the normal ui.

I want to live in this alternate universe of jiggly boob physics.

@dudy80 said:

@AngelN7 said:

Whatever! don't blame the game for Microsoft's dumb UI... also that tiger is HUGE!

Thats the point, most games dont use the normal ui.

Well even though I don't have a 360 most if not all games still remind you that [this game uses autosave if you see this rotating icon don't turn off you console] so I don't see the problem they just used the Xbox UI to display that.

Also...OPPAI!

Just going to say that I'm fine with Jeff's conclusion on the DOA game taking place on some kind of weird almost parallel universe with excessive uses of cloth physics for other things, makes more sense than the game developers behind this franchise still have no clues about some things.

Jeff has hyped this up so much. Cant wait!!!!

Not. Enough. Tina.

But otherwise cool.

Audio is low. It's ok at 100%

Tina is my fave cause she has the biggest boobs.

that wrestling ring is HUGE, that looks like 50ftx50ft.

@Jeff : you are beast at DOA 5 man.

WHY SO QUIET ????

GB Vids are always significantly quieter than the rest of the internet... i have to crank up my volume... then generally forget i have done so.... until i play something later and jump out my skin

The sound is... not loud enough?? Anyone else having this problem? I can barely hear them at a maxed-out volume.

At least they made a ludicrous story mode. SAME TIME!

I'm disappointed that there's no Master Chief storyline. :)

@buzz_killington said:

The sound is... not loud enough?? Anyone else having this problem? I can barely hear them at a maxed-out volume.

Yep, sound is low and some of the audio seems out of sync.

EDIT: I don't think the audio is out of sync. The breathing noises the girl was making was confusing me in the first match. They sounded like hits when they weren't.

I like boobs!

@DefAde said:

WHY SO QUIET ????

GB Vids are always significantly quieter than the rest of the internet... i have to crank up my volume... then generally forget i have done so.... until i play something later and jump out my skin

This

I'm waiting for the new DOAX with the tag line "I'm a perv"

Is it just me or is the audio lower than normal?

There's no "mystery" to be solved behind the doa boob physics, it started as a traditional anime visual gag that began in the late 80s with stuff made by studios like Gainax and was brought over in to the video game industry by japanese developers. In anime at least It was initially just suppose to be another form of exaggeration of expression, the same as the giant sweat drops, streaming fountain tears, cat faces, speed lines etc etc. By the time it was used in games however the more common use of having a female characters bits move around silly was for titilation because for some odd reason seeing boobs move all weird was something a lot of sad guys really liked apparently, and thus the "boob physics" system was born.

Big Jeffrey's boob confession's had me rolling.

Agh. Wasn't gonna buy this but watching this is giving me hella nostalgia. (DoA Ultimate was the first fighting game I actually tried to play for longer than one sitting...)

Edit: Man, their mouths barely move when they talk.

Shame on you DOA...why can't you be grounded in reality and your roster filled with small chested woman just like all the other fighting games.

Im watching this for the Bouncing Bettys.