Quick Look: EX: Space Ark

That background music by itself is enough to kill the game.

That game is adorable. 

" @CaptainObvious said:

" Arghghhhghhg...I want Deadly Premonition already! "

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I want Deadly premonition!!!!
 
:P

Eh, not really grabbing my attention.

British guy is killing me  about to fall asleep 

" Is it just me or are those bears farting rainbows as they bounce around?  "

That million points sure looked like a hundred thousand to me

I won't be getting this.

I would hang myself with the controller if had to sit through that.

" I was hoping for a space animal breeding game on a boat, this is dull and pointlessly cute. He actually explained what "time attacks, survival, and multipliers" are.  sigh "

those goddamn animals eyes make me nauseous... not good character design IMHO. 
 
So this guy doesn't know numbers? A million?  really? Thats One Hundred Thousand.

Looks like fun

"Well...that went on for about 9-10 minutes too long. "

Yes.    

The game doesn't look terrible, but it doesn't require 23 minutes to explain all the intricacies of bouncing a panda around collecting fruit.  Especially when you keep loading up the same level. 
 
Also, wtf is with the weird hex profile name?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 
@Shadow said:

" It just sort of stops halfway through "

I am buying this for my Nephew!  He will love it!

" I am buying this for my Nephew!  He will love it! "

Hahaha, you monster.

(No seriously i'm calling child protective service on you.)

" @SoothsayerGB said:

" I am buying this for my Nephew!  He will love it! "

Hahaha, you monster.

(No seriously i'm calling child protective service on your ass.)

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I hope they invite the British dude for the next Quick Look. He's fantastic.

meh

Glad that Giantbomb does find the smaller guys to demonstrate what they have been working on. That being said, yup, bouncing animals going after fruit. Could be fun one time through but after that, this should be developed for a mobile device so it can be available on the go. Okay at best.

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ffs man, you dont have to explain what a time attack mode is!

lol@ the million points that are hard to argue with
 
Quick Look EXs are not my thing

Exit bonus was only 100 000, not a million.

"Does the game have online play?
 "No it doesn't."
 
......it doesn't have online play.....You know what has online play? Rogue Warrior... ROGUE WARRIOR!!!!!!!

" Exit bonus was only 100 000, not a million. "

" "Does the game have online play?  "No it doesn't."  ......it doesn't have online play.....You know what has online play? Rogue Warrior... ROGUE WARRIOR!!!!!!! "

This guy...

I feel like this game is a front for a money laundering operation.

I think all the "pulling a Brad" talk has given him a complex about playing badly on QLs. I noticed at least three self-deprecating jokes about not being able to keep up with the game's producer, on his very first time playing. Brad man, don't listen to them haters, you're just fine. Look at Ryan, he had a half-hour segment devoted to his incompetence at Dante's Inferno.

It's not a million it's 100,000.

eh... 
 
looks like Neopets and Peggle had a love child.  I'll stick with Peggle.

God, this Quick Look was incredibly boring until Brad stepped in.

um maybe but it better be cheaper due to no online play

Maybe "the million" is like a metaphor.
 
Nah. He fucked up.

I would play through this once and never touch it again, wouldnt be willing to pay more than 400 points from what i saw, I know that sounds a bit harsh but got busted with lazy raiders, couple of hours play and i am done with the game and wondering where my points went.

I'm almost sleeping while watching this. Time to change the video.

No thanks, not my kind of game.  The guy driving is mad boring to listen to.  I like it better when the GB guys are in the driver's seat.  Or when they do EX QL's involving lots of alcohol.

Animals in space

Animals in space

You guys are pretty harsh critics. I think it could be pretty fun.

I think it's stupid that there are games still being made that only offer local multiplayer! Most people have an internet connection now, so any new games that have multiplayer should be required to have online play.

That was so incredibly boring. Game is largely uninteresting, they played the same level over and over, and 100,000 ≠ 1,000,000.

He was off by 1 zero, give the guy a break!
 
With that said, this game seemed alright for a quick time waster, but it's not really my thing.