Quick Look: Girl Fight

DID SOMEBODY SAY GIRL FIGHT!!!

At least Dead or Alive has the decency to be out of its goddamn mind. Fucking hell what an unfortunate thing that people spent years and many thousands of dollars making. I'm glad this is "out" so that people can not only consider it as an example of poor quality, taste, and cultural awareness but also so that the people who worked on this game can move on to something else and just forget about it all.

scarlet blade: the fighting game..lol

at 8:00 thats got to be the pokiest nipples I have ever seen in video games. props!

Pretty sure Wrench is Puerto Rican

The soundtrack is pretty dope, at least it has that going for it.

wasnt this supposed to be released for the dreamcast? not a joke iirc

While the game is weird, lackluster, and a little gross I did like that stage design where the two women fought over the corpse of MicroProse's once proud body of work.

Well done arseholes I just spat coffee all over my laptop when that stupid picture you win for completing the game popped up.....

Gotta say I'm kinda into those fake-dubstep-remixes-of-1991-dance-music tracks.

Reminds me of Rumble Roses with more techno.

Maybe that one girl would have fought better if she didn't have a blindfold on. Also, what was up with the random mechs walking around in the background?

This mediocre triviality will provide the perfect opportunity to flout my credentials as a superior example of the modern enlightened man!

@danimal_furry: MicroProse was the publisher of Mechwarrior 3.

I don't really have an issue with this nor do I especially like it. People can get off their high moral horses on this comment section though. These games will always exist and I can't see how this is possibly hurting or demeaning anyone. It's like getting offended from seeing a ripped dude in a banana hammock fight another ripped dude in a banana hammock. So fucking what? That is what some people's idea of the ideal body is, and they want to show it off. It's not targeted at you, it's not calling anyone out. This is what some people like, and who are you to judge? I would think all these people against this game would also be against being judgmental.

F for effort

The ending with Jeff's delivery of "Thank you...Vinny" had me in tears.

This actually looked pretty okay. If it had better more interesting backgrounds, the actual fighting doesn't look bad.

Well this looks better than the MMA games that the developer has been making but still looks like a average at most fighting game. Also once they get to the versus mode, who decided that women sound like they drive around in cars full of helium permanently high pitching their voice so high?

Holy crap what a dumpster fire.

loading is fucking long or have i been playing to much PC :D

@depecheload: Oh my what a witty and intelligent response. I'm at a loss as how to respond.

I still don't see how this is hurting anyone. It's not directed at anyone, nor should people think it's directed at anyone. Women as a whole? No. This is some pervy guy's fantasy made virtual reality. Big fucking whoop. It's not some commentary on what women are or should be. It's not hating women. It is a crappy fighting game mixed with a crappy porno. The only issue I have with these games is that there are too many of them.

So I have to think they used the synthetic voice because no actual woman wanted anything to do with this. And not even because it is blatantly sexist but because it looks absolutely tuuuuuurible!

I saw this on Xbox Live and one of the environments looked ripped straight out of SoulCalibur II. Hmm...

I dig the music, though that's about it.

I get it!

I hope no-one buys this fucking game. My faith in humanity depends on it.

I guess that Warchild's wish was to take off her tight shirt. Got it...

My faith in humanity is already gone.

God damn it. This game is going to turn a profit, isn't it?

I want to have Vinny saying "I brought my paaaantiieees!" as my ringtone.

Also, this game looks like molten garbage.

Quite the endgame.

I don't think they were going for game of the year on this one. It is what it is... a really cheap old school style fighting game with knock off dubstep music and hot animated babes you can put in different costumes.

Oh BTW. You have to play each new unlocked character to get another one.

Doesn't look bad. Might check it out if it was on the vita.

This is quintessential Jeff being insulted by the existence of a game.