Quick Look: Joy Ride Turbo

I wanna take you for a ride?

Edit: Well, holy crap. I wasn't even trying for that, and now I can NEVER WORRY ABOUT THAT QUEST AGAIN.

Banana Phone!

Now with less Kinect!!!

How do people get in so fast?

Apple... phone?

I see no joy, only horror.

@MrRedwine I ask that every day :\

my controller is the controller?

woah.

Also the name of a sex toy in Japan.

I played the trial, this is a great game. Only 800 pts too.

@fatalflame said:

Now with less Kinect!!!

Less meaning zero.

You ARE the POKÉMON!

Much rather play me some Modnation Racers... except for the awful framerate in Modnation Racers :(

YEAH JEFF YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER!

@Eujin said:

I wanna take you for a ride?

Edit: Well, holy crap. I wasn't even trying for that, and now I can NEVER WORRY ABOUT THAT QUEST AGAIN.

Great, now that song is stuck in my head... again.

Tagline on this video is great. Good work, Drew.

@TrueEnglishGent said:

Much rather play me some Modnation Racers... except for the awful framerate in Modnation Racers :(

And the load times...

When Ryan said "Gozer" I started cracking up. This is why I love this website.

I'm telling Patrick what you guys did.

Is it me or do the cars seem slow? I'm not feeling any sense of speed, especially on that first track.

@Indiana_Jenkins: STOP SNITCHING

@Indiana_Jenkins:

Snitches get stitches.

Looks like a horrible version of Excite Truck. Doesn't seem like they even tried to mask that.

Ya know for 10 bucks it dosen't seem like a bad get for a basic Kart racer. I don't like having to find boxes to unlock cars though I'm not going to play the game long enough to find them and use them a lot sans with friends.

This looks like its much more fun than it has any right to be.

Actually they took a normal Arcade-download Driving game, changed it into a Kinect game, then changed to a disc-based driving game?

PATRICK, PARTICK, PATRICK! JEFF AND RYAN TRIED TO LOG INTO YOU XBOX ACCOUNT AND THEN THEY SAID THAT WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTING, BUT HEY HERE IT IS.

Hmm. This game does not look terrible.

Don't think I'll be picking it up, but it does not look terrible. Sorry, I'm just kinda shocked.

I could've been interested in this if they didn't kill it the first time that this was supposed to be an XBLA game.

@Castiel: Shhhhh

@Eujin: It's ok for a cheap download.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6d5jOElAxs&feature=related#t=5m41s

This stunt mode has nothing on RUSH2049's stunt mode. First Person corkscrew deaths + wings. Hooray for blowing up midair for spinning way too gaddamn fast. I miss that game....

Wasn't this going to be free at one point?

Kinect Joyride didn't control good? I don't know what you are talking about

My favorite kart racer remains Sonic & Sega All Star Racing

@Castiel said:

PATRICK, PARTICK, PATRICK! JEFF AND RYAN TRIED TO LOG INTO YOU XBOX ACCOUNT AND THEN THEY SAID THAT WE SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTING, BUT HEY HERE IT IS.

DUDE COME ON

Whats with all these fucking snitches ?

Nascar rumble was awesome

Oh hey, he's wearing the Mass Effect helmet.

Yea Microsoft I can't make my avatar fat enough.

I might get this once it's down to $5 and I've got nothing better to do with my life. It certainly looks like what should have been a free-to-play game way back when.

@Hockeymask27 said:

Wasn't this going to be free at one point?

It was supposed to be F2P, not free. Pretty big difference.

Surprised they didn't leave the option in for Kinect, seems it wouldn't hurt & make the game available that way for those people that want it.

Don't comment on this Quick... darn.

YOU ARE THE CONTROLLER... controlling the 360 controller to control the game...

Is it free like it was meant to be?

Wow, watching people treat cars as if they were skateboards and flipping them around doing tricks looks fucking stupid.

@chiablo said:

Wow, watching people treat cars as if they were skateboards and flipping them around doing tricks looks fucking stupid.

I remember doing this exact same thing in Hot Wheels Turbo Racing 11 years ago.

For that matter, I might download this to evoke some good memories of that game. And then turn around and play that game, because I've still got it and it's still fantastic.

Hey, this game looks like it still sucks!

Ryan is wrong, it wasn't a kinect game turned XBLA game, it was originally a F2P game that was meant to be a follow up to 1 Vs 100 but then instead we got that poker game that you had to pay for and wasn't very good.