Quick Look: Tokyo Crash Mobs

WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!!

Man if this QL was Vinny and Ryan...probably for the best that it is not

@AssInAss said:

@crusader8463 said:

I had to take a double take after seeing that place holder photo. I thought I might have forgotten to close a tab for one of my special sites.

Haha you into kneeling kisses?

Don't judge me man. We all have our fetishes.

I wonder if that "MITCHELL!" emphasis from Ryan was a MST3K reference.

It has to be, right?

Worth $6.99? I am seriously considering buying a 3DS just for this. JAPAN WINS.

At about 23:55, Ryan's genuine "this is fantastic" comment following the extended shot of the lady splayed out on the floor had me in tears.

Thank you Ryan and Patrick for bringing me my one 'trip' for the day.

Man, this may be the best use of FMV since Mortal Kombat.

@Kaiserreich said:

@Dberg: Not event close you narrow-minded racist!

While I dislike getting a bunch of PMs from people replying to something dumb I said, I can deal with it, but at least make them worth reading.

I guess lines are a much bigger part of life in Tokyo, compared to other countries. I don't have to actually stand in line all that often, luckily.

This motion capture in front of green screens really reminds me of Phantasmagoria.

Also, kudos to Patrick for actually getting through the gameplay with some skill. I would have been a mess trying to take in all the crazy on screen.

THIS IS GREAT!

WTF

wow, a game that actually makes me want a 3ds... hmmm

Finally Japan brings their A games to the world.

Dear Japan, either make this game for other systems or put it out on pc, it will sell gold as the game is pure Japan madness & looks like a lot of fun.

So this is what they've been hiding from us in Japan.

This is Japan doing what Japan does best: being batshit insane.

Zuma has never made me think I was having an acid flashback before and I am thankful for that. This game however.....

Just having a lady moving her finger in a circle like a loading animation is really, really goddamn funny.

This is great.

Japanese video game industry saved!

"lets make a really random FMV game then dump it off on America, they love this shit"

-Japan

"man, Japanese people are crazy"

-America

This is so fantastic. I don't know where this game goes, but I want it to take me there with it.

Also well done to Ryan for summing it up right near the end.

what the fuck did i just watch

this game is pretty much Giant Bomb: The Game. All it needed are dinosaurs.

Holy crap, that was perfect.

@xdaknightx69 said:

i feel like this needs a vinny in it

Ryan and Patrick are perfect for these kinds of quicklooks. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS!"

Japanese games are BACK you guys! :-D

I wasn't ready for this game

I have otrher things to do than playing this game. Developing this game for example would have been a valid fit for my first sentence. I have to paint the kitchen instead. Really liking the color of one and presentation of the other......... those throwing sounds will keep me laughing. And I see the concept, somebody will spend time w/this on the bus.

Delusion now. yay!

Looking out for a friend Ryan, that is what I suspect

Well, you don't see that every day.

I love it. I honestly want to play this.

This game is a gif goldmine.

I'm never going to buy this but I am happy it exists.

Goddamn this is amazing.

I threw. Yay!

THE ESHOP IS HERE AND YIU BETTER RESPECT IT!!

THE ESHOP IS HERE AND YIU BETTER RESPECT IT!!

I thought I knew video games.

Japan just beat you at match 3 PopCap. Your move Jeff Green.

SOLD!

This is my new Hatoful Boyfriend.

And I didn't think anything would beat Hatoful Boyfriend

I like how in the comments there really is no one game maker who made this game, it was just Japan as a whole.

One of the best piece of video content I have ever seen on Giant Bomb, and I have watched it all.

Drugs!!!!!!!!!

Mitchell!

yuriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

what the hell. i think this is the game that is going to get me to play my 3DS

All this is telling me is that Tim and Eric need to make a video game, STAT.