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Quick Look: Tokyo Crash Mobs

Come for the Zuma, stay for the Japanese full-motion video nonsense.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Jan. 24 2013

Cast: Ryan, Patrick

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Tokyo Crash Mobs

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Looking forward to this tokyo-based racial drama (even if they're trying to disguise it as a puzzle game)

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what is this?

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THOSE LADIES ARE ABOUT TO SMOOCH

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Edited By sweep  Moderator

Alright I'm back in.

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She looks so confused

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I already love this!

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@bananeurysm: It's Zuma. Just poorly done.

Can we also go more than 2 Quick Looks with good teams. Would be great. Thank you.

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Well, this can only be great.

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I love it when they cover FMV games.

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They just keep giving me reasons to own a 3DS.

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I can't watch this at work, but that preview picture speaks a thousand words. This is going to be sexist, embarrassing and more than a little bit sad, isn't it?
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Oh, Hi Japan.

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well ok then.

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@Dberg said:

I can't watch this at work, but that preview picture speaks a thousand words. This is going to be sexist, embarrassing and more than a little bit sad, isn't it?

What a terrible assumption based on your preconceived notions of Japanese culture!

Even if it's usually correct.

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Categorizing people based on their colour. This game is not only sexist, it's racist too.

Gross. Hitler himself must have developed this game.

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This is amazing

It's almost like somebody thought

"Hey, weird japanese games are pretty awesome. And FMV games are pretty awesome too...hmmmm...I wonder.." and *BÄM* Tokyo Crash Mobs

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Oh Japan <3

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i feel like this needs a vinny in it

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This game is GLORIOUS.

All aboard the e-shop.

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BEHOLD!

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@zoozilla said:

@Dberg said:

I can't watch this at work, but that preview picture speaks a thousand words. This is going to be sexist, embarrassing and more than a little bit sad, isn't it?

What a terrible assumption based on your preconceived notions of Japanese culture!

Even if it's usually correct.

If you think this is sexist I feel sorry for you.

Also I thought this was going to be about Zumba. I have no idea what Zuma is.

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@Chavtheworld said:

@zoozilla said:

@Dberg said:

I can't watch this at work, but that preview picture speaks a thousand words. This is going to be sexist, embarrassing and more than a little bit sad, isn't it?

What a terrible assumption based on your preconceived notions of Japanese culture!

Even if it's usually correct.

If you think this is sexist I feel sorry for you.

Also I thought this was going to be about Zumba. I have no idea what Zuma is.

Anything is sexist if you say it is.

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nearly fell off my chair when the we woman started dancing near the end... amazing quick look

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Japanese ass Japanese game, love it.

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GOTY

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week 1 : introduce interracial lesbianism

week 2 : introduce tentacle porn

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I bought this game halfway into the Quick Look. That's all I needed to see to know this is something I have to play.

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This seems amazing, and if I had a 3DS I would buy it.

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I have the e-shop open right now.

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I've been waiting so long to say this...

Welcome back, Japan.

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....

As fucked as this might sound, this is probably what sold me on a 3DS.

Delusion now.

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It's been a while since a game this nuts has came out. It's the proper weird.

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@alibson said:

@Chavtheworld said:

@zoozilla said:

@Dberg said:

I can't watch this at work, but that preview picture speaks a thousand words. This is going to be sexist, embarrassing and more than a little bit sad, isn't it?

What a terrible assumption based on your preconceived notions of Japanese culture!

Even if it's usually correct.

If you think this is sexist I feel sorry for you.

Also I thought this was going to be about Zumba. I have no idea what Zuma is.

Anything is sexist if you say it is.

What's wrong with being a little sexy?

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WUT?

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@xdaknightx69 said:

i feel like this needs a vinny in it

Wait till you see what happens in week 3!

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I had to take a double take after seeing that place holder photo. I thought I might have forgotten to close a tab for one of my special sites.

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This is Frog Fractions of 2013.

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The end!!!! Ha, what tha fuuuuu?!! I love it :3

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Delusion now.

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@crusader8463 said:

I had to take a double take after seeing that place holder photo. I thought I might have forgotten to close a tab for one of my special sites.

Haha you into kneeling kisses?

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Why???

...... ......

WHO KNOWS???

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Amazing, when Patrick does the screen clear with 2 shots and the bottoms screen flips out... that's genius!

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Why is there one white lady?

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I want a Giantbomb version of this game.

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RATED M FOR MATURE

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Looks like the FMV was shot with the 3DS camera. Also, I love Rolling Mondays.

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@Dberg: Not event close you narrow-minded racist!