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Quick Look: TrackMania 2: Canyon

Not even canyons can contain Jeff and Vinny's mania for stupid-huge tracks, Slash, and underwater driving.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Sep. 15 2011

Cast: Jeff, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

TrackMania² Canyon

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I'm still a bit sad that there are no collisions in this. Trackmania started out as an unofficial remake or sequel to the 1990 classic Stunts, where you could crash rather spectacularly, still, I love how crazy this game is already, and the mere thought of having Vinny's insane editing appear in track intros ... make that happen!

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@Airickson said:

Too bad there's not a free demo of Canyons on Steam, but you can download and play TrackMania United for free (from Steam) and it will give you a good idea what this game is like. I *think* there are other versions of TrackMania on Steam, too, maybe someone can help me out here.

Woah! It's TrackMania Nations Forever that's the free one. :) TrackMania United Forever is $39.99, though the latter comes with 6 environments to Nations' one.

It's an innocent mistake, but it's an important one to correct. :)

Anyway,

I hate to be that asshole, but does this have Ubi's persistant braodband requirement bullshit? I dunno about anyone else, but I'd hate to be in the middle of making my magnum opus map when it says "connection dropped, kicking you out."

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@fisk0 said:

I'm still a bit sad that there are no collisions in this. Trackmania started out as an unofficial remake or sequel to the 1990 classic Stunts, where you could crash rather spectacularly, still, I love how crazy this game is already, and the mere thought of having Vinny's insane editing appear in track intros ... make that happen!

I dunno, it works in a way. Yeah, it'd be cool to smack into dudes, but this way you don't have to worry about latency fucking people over. And you still have environment collisions, obviously... Without that, you'd have Big Rigs.

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Edited By washablemarkers

I made this. All of the horns.

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watching this drunk was pretty weird

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It's pissing me off that I am not able to purchase and play this........ I just want to race stupid shit...

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Drifting? In my TrackMania? This can only be good.
 
Horse.

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HORSE

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@washablemarkers said:

I made this. All of the horns.

Thank you for this. I was crying with laughter

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One of my favorite quick looks.

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HORSE

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not as awesome as the trackmania 1 quicklook but still pretty amazing.

Also please do another one when people have had time to make even crazier maps.

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This game looks amazing.

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Wow the textures are so much better than the previous game.

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Fuck Battlefield and Starcraft etc, this is reason for getting a PC

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...drifting is a big part of Trackmania Nations, Nations Forever and United Forever, why are you talking about it like it's anything new?? :S

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@HowDire said:

@washablemarkers said:

I made this. All of the horns.

Thank you for this. I was crying with laughter

"Server INFO: Please dont sound your horn throughout the entire map."

Thats so amazing

:D:D:D:D

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Horse.

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Is that Mustang really the only car?

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I tried going off course on one of the single player tracks. The sky was cloudy over the track, but as I got further away from it the clouds thinned and the moon and stars appeared in the sky. I went in the same direction for ten minutes with no end in sight - awesome.
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Haha, Jeff and Vinny are the best team. Hitting that horn out in MMO world made me happy.

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@chibuku said:

...drifting is a big part of Trackmania Nations, Nations Forever and United Forever, why are you talking about it like it's anything new?? :S

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I guess Jeff has played Trackmania all this time having no idea that it was such a central part of the game. You literally can't beat some of the higher medals on the harder tracks without drifting, and might not be able to even finish a lap in some of the much later tracks without it.

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Good lord, does this game look fun. The sense of speed is amazing.

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For something so ridiculous, this was the most boring QL ever.

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@drag: HAAAAAAAA!

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I too agree with the guy who said "horse".

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That canyon's got horse written all over it..

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Horsemania. No one game should have all that HORSE.

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Vinny was right in the last Bombcast- I'm tempted to get this partly just to see how far away from the track I can drive...

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I really want to try this game and it's all GiantBombs fault.

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I've read the comments, and it seems that many of you were not expecting Horse. Well, let me reintroduce you two. Rider, meet Horse. Horse, meet Rider.

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Underwater driving, horn honking, Sweet Child of Mine blasting, TrackMania ridiculousness.

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@rethla said:

@HowDire said:

@washablemarkers said:

I made this. All of the horns.

Thank you for this. I was crying with laughter

"Server INFO: Please dont sound your horn throughout the entire map."

Thats so amazing

:D:D:D:D

I can't stop laughing. Holy shit.

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If this was on Steam, I'd probably be playing it right now.

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@Branthog: Does it feel empty since you're not necessarily racing against other cars but just trying to beat the best time being set by another player in the track? I can see what the appeal is in this game since it essentially removes the frustration from racing with other cars with collision and hit detection in place. Players wouldn't have to worry about losing time due to being hit by another car and being overtaken. I guess that's why its called "track" mania and not "race" mania. The name itself is accurate since it is essentially a perpetual time trial with no real feedback from other players other than their ghost cars.

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TM2 looks nicer then the 1st but man such a downgrade in the amount of content.

Anyone thinking of trying this I highly suggest trying out the free version "TM Nations" on steam first -- and if you like upgrade to "TM United"...you'll get a TON more game for the same price.

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This is probably the most fun Quick Look I've seen all year. Jeff + Vinny is a tough combo to beat, especially when they're playing a game as awesome as Trackmania. And doing crazy stuff like driving MILES off the track (that was impressive).

The only thing that fucking sucked - and it REALLY fucking sucked - was that god damn 30 sec. Dead Island ad that PLAYS ALL THE FUCKING DAMN TIME ON GIANT BOMB NOW! GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING GAME! AND FUCK ZOMBIES! AND FUCK TECHLAND AND FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT DEAD ISLAND!!!! STOP GIVING THAT AD!!!!!!!!!

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I CAN'T WAIT FOR TNT!

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... please come to xbox live.

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horse