This Ain't No Game: TANG: Alone in the Dark

Kinda meh. Perhaps if the movie was worse, this episode would have been more entertaining. Are you sure you're scraping the bottom of the Boll?

People keep buying his movies, and actually going to watch them in theatres
For the love of god STOP giving the man money

Seven seconds away, I'll be waiting...
 
That's some sexy sex right there.

Sorry to say Ryan. You got it closer than she did but you still pronounced it a little wrong.

This series just gets better and better; you are doing a great job, Ryan Davis!

Christ's sake, is Boll the most successful horrible film maker of all time?  These films are barely of ScyFy caliber in terms of production value.  I love that Davis touches on the goddamned overlighting, and of course the associated irony in this case, as it's pervasive in all of the Boll reviews I've watched.  If he'd get the message that overlighting does only the opposite of masking the fact that his sets are childishly small and his props are corny, he may actually make it back inside the wrong end of the bell curve someday. 
 
Ed Wood of our generation, without even a Bela Legosi to explain his success.  I suppose when video games finally die, Boll will return to the mist.  I can't wait for Tim Burton's biopic of this assclown when that day comes.    

" I love it when people try to correct other people's pronunciation and pronounce the word wrong themselves.  Like others have said it's more like noufunLAND. Land is where the emphases lies, I really don't care how you pronounce the newfound part but land is always land, never lend(as Ryan said)   Newfoundland Newfinland Noufunland  Is all good in my book. I actually prefer the way Tara Reid pronounce it to the way Ryan did. It's Land, not Lend. I say Noufunland. Yes, I'm from Newfoundland. "

" I love it when people try to correct other people's pronunciation and pronounce the word wrong themselves.  Like others have said it's more like noufunLAND. Land is where the emphases lies, I really don't care how you pronounce the newfound part but land is always land, never lend(as Ryan said)   Newfoundland Newfinland Noufunland  Is all good in my book. I actually prefer the way Tara Reid pronounce it to the way Ryan did. It's Land, not Lend. I say Noufunland. Yes, I'm from Newfoundland. "

Best review so far.

New Found Land...........
 
....wow.

Does anybody else see the irony of all the newfies talking about pronunciation?

" Does anybody else see the irony of all the newfies talking about pronunciation? "

@JukeboxJoe: I disagree. It fitted.

I'm kinda sad Ryan hadn't blasted the awful script. I sugget reading about it's writing (I think it's on Something Awful, I bet Wikipedia still has a link to it), it gives a new view on what a fuckwad Boll is.

new
found
land
 
epic

You pronounced tara wrong :p

That hard-rockin' gunfight was awesome. Best part of the movie. It's so wonderfully cheesy.

Needs more TANG!

Funny passage from the Wikipedia entry on Boll's next movie:
 
" Stoic is an arthouse feature by Uwe Boll. The film is one of two dramas, the other Darfur, Boll plans to direct. Unlike many of his best known directorial efforts Stoic is not an adaptation of a video game."
 
It's an arthouse drama form Uwe Boll with Edward Furlong... so um, yeah...  see how that turns out...
 
Most emotionally involving, touching, gorgeous and ultimately poignant movie of the coming year???

Ribit! Hi Guys! My name is Tara Reid! RIBIT RIBIT!

I think the pronunciation of Newfoundland is fair game. It's three English words pretending to be a name. It's a loose loose, really, cause New Found Land sounds stupid, and Newfinland or Newfunlund don't appear to be what was intended upon it's naming.  

But like native New Yorkers who can only say N'Yoke, I feel it's better left up to interpretation.

Th return of TANG. Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!!

people give that guy copious amounts of money to make movies. Wow.

I didn't know Newfoundland's (SP?)  pronounciation either.

in Uwe's defense he was TOLD to put Tara Reid in the movie, it wasn't his choice... doesn't make it much better but.....

Yeah guys! New Found Land! Haven't you been there before? It's great, you should go sometime!  
 
Awesome TANG.

I like Uwe Boll being active in film making, it gives anyone hope that they can never make a shit film. 

Once the endurance run ends you should make Jeff and Vinny watch the persona 3 anime for TANG. I'd like their thoughts on that acid trip. Also, Uwe makes the worst films. He's almost like an up tight porn director who thinks he's really making art.

" As a Newfoundlander, I resent that no-one...anywhere...ever...can correctly pronounce it.  
  noofin-land   Just think of this rhyme:  "It's Newfoundland, Understand?"  No New-finland, or Newfinluhnd.  New-fin-land Sorry...Touchy subject. "

Apparently there is a Director's Cut of this movie that came out in Germany were Boll removed all of the scenes with Tara Reid. 

Gotta love that TANG. Ryan, we all love you for doing this :P

Newfoundland is a place! wow she is really smart.

As usual Ryan's insightful and funny at the same time. I watched the whole movie but don't remember why. Turd of turds.

There is only one game (that i remember right now) that both the game and the movie were epic.. (any guesses?) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Chronicles of riddick

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There is only one game (that i remember right now) that both the game and the movie were epic.. (any guesses?) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Chronicles of riddick

"

Chronicles of Riddick the film... was complete garbage.
 
You should've said GoldenEye.

You know what's fucked up about this movie...besides everything? 
 
If Uwe Boll didn't direct it, and Tara Reid wasn't in it...it could've actually been a decent movie at least.

Chronicles of riddick

" Chronicles of Riddick the film... was complete garbage.  You should've said GoldenEye. "

Ain't nothin' but a TANG!

Chronicles of Riddick (film) was a wee bit poor and nothing compared to Pitch Black.

NEW-FIN-LAND!!! Nobody ever gets it right haha. But I agree, that Newfundlund sounds a hell of a lot less stupid than new-found-land. 
 
Most awesome place on earth though, it is all that matters!!

Didn't show the knife throw. I'm sad now.