This Ain't No Game: TANG: House of the Dead 2

TANG TIME!! WOO!!  
  
edit: the ending was great XD 

nice this movie sucked

TANG baby. I like me some TANG.

mmm. Delicious TANG

Lets edit in some dreamcasts on some backs!
 
Also, very sexy haircut Ryan.

TANG is yummy! 

Maybe getting the almost okay movies out of the way first wasn't such a hot idea now that we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

I think the only notiable thing about this movie is that they have the dude who used to be on Eureka.  
Other than that it's like a bad movie, but with zombies. Heh.

I really love Ryan's sweet, sweet self hate. Yeah, watch that carp dude. I feel like I've watched that crap. Thanks for saving me the time.

Haha this movie does seriously suck. I think I only got through 20 minutes of it... so I feel for ya Ryan.

TANG!!!!!!! i missed you so!!!!

I lol'd at the very end.

Spoiler alert guys.
 
You learn the real last name of the mysterious Luchadeer in this video.

Damnnnn...Luchadeer be hawt.

I've actually seen this multiple times on the Sci-fi Channel, thinking that it was a Sci-Fi original movie. This movie still totally sucks, there is no doubt. 

Don't worry TANG fans, I've seen the new movie Gamer... and its pretty damn GOOD !

needs the dancing zombies from thriller.

HOLY SHIT!!! That ending almost gave me the hiccups from laughing so damn hard.

" I'm still don't understand how shit like this (and other movies featured on TANG) get made. "

I honestly don't know how Ryan does this. I would be so unbelievably bored out of my mind watching this boring garbage that I'd give up.  He's a better man than I. At least TANG magically makes the few minutes of the movie we do see funny.

There..... was...... a...... part...... 2?........ O_O

That movie does look like ass.

Ryan's mini rant at about 4:45 or so in the video made me fucking lose it.  The ending and the part with Luchadeer was excellent as well.

THIS AIN'T NO GAME BABY!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO

Needs more TANG!

I now understand why I never knew this movie even existed.

ryan, what's with the hair bro?

WHOA, this movie has Sticky Fingaz?!  AND SID HAIG?!  HOLY SHIT!!! 
 
Still won't see it.

Oh man, should have kept that ending going with the music.

Oh man, I actually remember seeing this on Sci Fi at like 3 AM a few years ago.  So fucking terrible.

If only this movie had Goldman in it.

Tang ;)
 
 
 
also ending was Epic XD

Have you seen Bloodrayne 2 yet? Easily the worst video game movie ever, much less worst sequel.

Oh wow, this looks so bad. Hahahaha. I love TANG. I think only one movie is left(Farcry). :(

Ending dance. Awesome.

Vinny, your editing prowess knows no bounds. The last eight seconds of this video are your finest work to date.

Haha another awesome review, I'm going to have to go through all these shitty movies some day.

You're looking very well-kempt, Master Davis. Mad ambivalence ensues!

Captain Spaulding... what have you done?!

Father Gregory???? that was my first thought

now this is some great tang!!!

I'm combing my hair like Ryan tomorrow.

You forgot Ed Quinn from the show Eureka. He's a good actor. 
I can't believe he was involved in this shit though. I also can't believe they are making a 3rd one.

Luchadeer is a girl? that's news to me