This Ain't No Game: TANG: House of the Dead

YES THE VIDEOS ARE FLOODING IN! 

Can't get enough TANG!

Here comes the good stuff. Don't die Ryan, there are more crazy, flashy, montages coming your way.

Sweet

Yes. Atleast I get  TANG if I dont get Persona

The horrors continue!

YES!   More Uwe Boll.  I don't really think i'm going out on much of a limb to say he is the greatest director of our generation.

Alright, here we go

when it comes to poorly light films, Uwe Boll is the master!

Uwe Boll bringing the horrid through the net!

JEFF!!

I have never heard of this House the Dead movie before.  Is it some sort of prequel to House of the Dead?  :P

Good GAWD what happened to Vinny?!
 
VINNNNNY!!!

House of the Dead is bad, but it's the kind of bad that's hilarious. Because of that, it's probably Boll's most watchable film.

Forgot to say CODPIECE 
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codpiece

Poor Jürgen Prochnow :-( Along with Armin Müller-Stahl one of our best actors, but both picked some atrocious, thankless roles later in their career, quite like Jeremy Irons.

is that montage honestly in the movie? I thought it was something vinny cooked up in a few minutes to make the movie look more stupid than it acutally is.

woohoo uwe boll!

You have to wonder if Boll even knows if his movies are terrible or not.

SEVEN MINUTES?! Ryan, you spoil us

I remember wanting to see this when I was a kid. Man I was stupid.

To my eternal shame, I saw that movie in the theatre with my then girlfriend.  It was her decision to see it, I wanted to see Kill Bill.  Needless to say, I am no longer with that girl, lol

zambies

The "Ryan!" at the end made me spit my Red Bull onto the keyboard.

"I have never heard of this House the Dead movie before.  Is it some sort of prequel to House of the Dead?  :P "

Man, the Matrix moments are hilarious.

 
This is a load of BOLL SHIT.

that was HORRIBLE.  WOW.  Why does that guy direct so much trash?  Why hasn't someone locked him up yet?

Vinny! VINNY!

huzzah! this could be the best worst TANG...i know this movie is dog shit.
 
Well that was damn close. Killer ending again.

How does Uwe Boll get the money to make these movies in the first place? 
 
(I seem to say that every week) 
 
Poor Ryan... and where's Vinny?

Vinny? Vinny! VINNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

That is some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Troll 2 has better acting.

awesome TANG. 
 
Great work guys!

Interesting how a clearly Pacific Northwest island gets the Spanish name of "Isla de Muertes." :p

WOOT! 23rd post!
 
Loved the vinny thing at the end ^_^ There cant be many game movies left is there? Maybe they need to expand to other movies. Like all those shitty sci-fi channel movies to continue this poor mans suffering.

RYAN!

Dear God this film looks horrible!

I literally became nauseous watching the clips from that movie.

McGyvers come in!

Awesome ending :)

Wow, that looked about as bad as Bloodrayne.

It's like a rave . . . with zombies. Wait. That was another movie. It's like a montage . . . wit zombies. No. That's another movie too. 
 
I guess this just sucks. Good thing TANG is here to make it almost bearable. Awesome job Ryan.    

FUCK U GREG...WAIT IM GREG....NO IM NOT

One of these days Boll will actually try with one of his movies, and it will be an aboslute masterpiece.