This Ain't No Game: TANG: House of the Dead

" WOOT! 23rd post!  Loved the vinny thing at the end ^_^ There cant be many game movies left is there? Maybe they need to expand to other movies. Like all those shitty sci-fi channel movies to continue this poor mans suffering. "

I'm sure someone must have mentioned this, but behind the scenes making of films were unlockable on the Dreamcast HotD collection. He  made the matrix-esque shots by putting a camera on a circular railroad track and then pushing it really fast.

Man, I forgot that Clint Howard was in that flick! 
 
Also, he still has to watch Uwe's worst one:  Alone in the Dark Director's Cut.

my tang request is 
shoot em up staring clive owen
not technically based on a game but more of a computer game film than most actual computer game film

Very funny once again!

Yup, looks as terrible as ever.

hope Vinny's ok

" i had to go back and watch the end like 5 times, and im still not sure wheather to laugh or cry, i actually feared for vinny's life for a minute but then i heard his sweet voice at the end there! "

Good night sweet prince Tang.  We barely knew thee :)

where art thou TANG tonight?

 Great episode.  
 
Ryan, when's the next TANG coming out?

Where's the new TANG duder?!

great ending

No Tang this week?

cmon, new TANG!!! said there was gonna one on I Love Monday vid, yet still no TANG

God this one just looks, horrible.

This movie was two firsts for me:
The first ever exposure to the horrendously and  insultingly bad work of Uwe Boll.
The first ever movie I watched for less than 10 mins before ejecting.  
 
I suppose I can at least be greatful he made sure to make the right impression the first time so I would avoid everything he's ever made like the plague from that point onwards.

My head is spinning wild from 3:46- 4:18.

Wait, so that montage that came after Ryan said it was the best and worst part was actually in the F'n movie?! What?! That has to be a joke, right?

Nice package shot in the end.

This movie looks funny as hell.

Poor Clint Howard.

hahaha great hog shot there guys

Captain Kirk? Hahah, that's a great one xD
*watches rest of the video*

I'd actually watch this movie. It seems to be so horribly funny piece of crap ever.

HOLD IT!
 
At 5:30 isn't that the chick from Avatar?

lol

This was awsome

The saddest part of this film? The baked goods stand at the "rave" fell to the zombies.

Love TANG

I like to pronounce his name "Eww."

LAST :P

This movie is also host to one of the WEAKEST lines of villainous motivation ever.

Random Character: "Why do you want to become immortal?"

Main Villain: "So that I can live forever!"

...Yeah, no shit...

@Keeng said:

Wait, so that montage that came after Ryan said it was the best and worst part was actually in the F'n movie?! What?! That has to be a joke, right?

He does the exact same thing at the end of Bloodrayne.

<> :'(

I know this is from years ago, but some of these jokes by Ryan... Man...

Thanks, Ryan.

<>

RIP Ryan. Giant Bomb was an amazing experiment that lives on because of you. You gave us a real perspective into the 'behind the scenes' aspect of game journalism. Giant Bomb has always been a team of personalities, all of which we still love, but it's easy to say you were the best. You were the arbitrator, you were the host, you were the sexy mother fucker with a tribal tat! It's hard to watch these old videos without tearing up - I am right now - but just know this: we love you man! Your sarcastic, sardonic, and grim whit is why I come to Giant Bomb. I'm excited to see where the future of the Giant - ass - Bomb goes but it will never, ever, f'ing EVER, be somewhere you shouldn't be.

RIP brother. We all stand united in saying "Uwe Boll can go fuck himself!".

More Ryan goodness: TANG - Alone in the Dark link.

How did any company think it was a good idea to license their game to Uwe Boll after this movie?

Hey!
https://www.urbansun.com.mx