This Ain't No Game: Resident Evil

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I remember this movie...it was pretty okay.

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And yeah, the laserscene is AWESOME.

Rad. The first movie was pretty good, definitely watchable. However, the latest ones have totally taken things out of proportion and tried for too much -- they're pretty embarrassing to watch.

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Resident Evil wasn't completely terrible, haven't seen the other two.

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I knew you'd mention the lasergrid scene, that's everyone's favorite scene. Everyone loves dudes geting sliced up.

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i never thought the film was bad but it wasn't great, just average but watchable movie that'll entertain you if you're bored.

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Would it have really been that bad to just completely just base it off the first game?  I mean come on!  I wanted RE1 movie to be RE1 game.  Same for RE2....I wanted Leon and Claire.

The first RE movie was the only acceptable movie made.  RE2 and the god awful RE Extinction....Jesus I need a drink.

I love TANG! And I agree with you, this is probably the best of the ones you've review thus far.

People try to convince me that it's not that bad of a movie, but I'm always dissapointed that they didn't work the Tyrant into the movie. I feel like it's something similar to leaving Darth Vader out of Star Wars. The whole reason for the virus in the first place was to make the superweapon monster guy... and it doesn't even get a name drop in the movie.

But yeah, the laser thing was so good that it got a cameo in Resident Evil 4. Or at least I'd like to think.

They shoulda stuck with Romero instead of inexplicably firing him and dropping his amazing script, which felt like Resident Evil and featured, GASP, a mansion.

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truthfully i never saw this movie.  might be fun to watch now after seeing Ryan having reviewed it.

I've never understood why the STARs leader doesn't just stand back against the door when the grid-laser kicks in. It would've stopped before hitting him.

Pah, silly STARs.

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The skinless dog population is out of control!

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The 2 first were ok, the 3rd one... not so much

I <3 Ryan!!!

Love these segments.. and hey the movie is pretty good too :)

Oh, and that trap scene reminds me of the opening of "the cube".

Paul W.S. Anderson is just a few notches above Uwe Boll.

the laser scene was most def the best

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awesome

They aren't STARS in the film, are they? Aren't they like, UBCS? Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service? I don't remember them being STARS. There are STARS in the second film, Apocalypse, though. But I think this could be a Ryan-fact-fail.

Love that scene too (the first one)
and i like the 1st and 2nd for some reason

Awesome as always!

that was a great TANG.

The laser scene is the best part for sure, it's so funny, that they decided to put something like that in RE: Umbrella Chronicles.

Another great review. GiantBomb is so far ahead of other gaming websites in terms of video content; it really does leave them in the dust.

"You can't have a feel-good zombie movie."

Great Tang.  Although I consider Resident Evil to be one of the better video game movies, it still isn't all that good. 

And I never understood why zombie movies always had to have so much gore.  I'm sure I would like them more if that was removed.  But then I'm guessing it wouldn't be a "proper" zombie movie then, would it?

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Ryan needs to actually drink Tang while doing the show! TANG IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

another great Video Ryan

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Another great TANG.  I really didn't mind the first two RE movies.

Man... that laser scene almost made me wommit back when i was 11 :)

that was awesome

Good work, and your reference to Fifth Element, oh god. Leeloo is amazing.

As for the movie, it really isn't too bad. That security scene is great.