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    Valve christmas presents - what did you get?

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    #1  Edited By Deleth

    Well so far I got:

    Failed to load web page (unknown error).-118

    Failed to load web page (unknown error).

    And you?

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    #2  Edited By NekuSakuraba

    Wanna trade? I got nothing.

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    #3  Edited By lockwoodx

    I'm waiting until the 5 million people log off so I can go check. Jesus christ Steam prints money... I should have worked for Valve. :(

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    #4  Edited By Deleth

    No wai! I'm going to enjoy my unknown error -118 now. I'm so excited!

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    #5  Edited By Jack268

    I got a 50% off Valve games code... Probably gonna use it on HL1 or save it for a new game release like CSGO or DotA 2. 
     
    I'm really tempted to just buy these games to get more achievements and gifts, but I'm so damn low on cash right now.

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    #6  Edited By KowalskiManDown

    I got stabbed by Gabe Newell.

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    #7  Edited By MrKlorox

    Valve Christmas Presents: Madea Pwns some Noobs

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    I got a

    Guru Meditation

    Just what I've always wanted! (I have no idea what that means, but that's the error I get.)

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    #9  Edited By Adamsons
    @Jack268 said:
    I got a 50% off Valve games code... Probably gonna use it on HL1 or save it for a new game release like CSGO or DotA 2.  I'm really tempted to just buy these games to get more achievements and gifts, but I'm so damn low on cash right now.
    Pretty sure the codes say they cant be used on games released after Jan 2nd.

    I got a 25% off code and Men of War: Vietnam, whatever that is.
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    #10  Edited By AlexAlterisio

    Can you use a gift coupon on items already marked down or on full priced items only?

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    #11  Edited By HellBrendy

    What is this gift you are talking about?

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    #12  Edited By Deleth

    So I was able to retrieve one of my two gifts, it's 50% on Valve. If anyone is interested in it and has ANYTHING at all he's willing to give for it let me know. I've got most Valve games and do not need it. I wish I'd know what the other one is. But it doesn't show up anywhere.

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    #13  Edited By h0lgr

    It said "Just to get started we'll give you a free gift" then I pressed Get Started, gave me an error, reloaded and now nothing.
    =(

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    #14  Edited By CycloneDE

    @Jack268: i cant check now because steam is obviously not quite willing to cooperate but i think it said the code is only valid for games released before january 2nd. which sucks because i basically have all the valve games i want that are out now... Oh well, cant really complain i guess.

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    #15  Edited By NekuSakuraba

    @NekuSakuraba said:

    Wanna trade? I got nothing.

    Oh wait, now I have no items in my TF2 inventory.

    Great.

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    #16  Edited By MrKlorox
    @animathias said:

    I got a

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 1036531578

    Just what I've always wanted! (I have no idea what that means, but that's the error I get.)

    You found the secret phone number. Call it and you'll get a recorded message from Insane Clown Posse wishing you a merry Christmas and telling you to buy the new album.
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    #17  Edited By RsistncE

    @Deleth: What presents do you speak of? I didn't get anything...

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    #18  Edited By Skytylz

    I got a %25 of valve games code, probably gonna use it on portal 2.

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    #19  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

    Well I got all the way to my inventory before Steam broke again. So what I'm reading on that top banner is that you can possibly win everything on Steam? That would be pretty cool if that's the case.

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    #20  Edited By B0nd07

    The Steam Inventory was slow and buggy for me before the sale, now it's just flat out broken. However, the one time it did work I saw that I got a 66% off coupon for Two Words II, which I'll totally use 'cause it's not like I don't already have Skyrim or anything...

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    #21  Edited By Deleth

    You should get one on steam just for looking at the whole thing. If you're able to get into your steam inventory and it shows up there. You also get more of them (or coal) for doing achievments. I should have three by now. Only one showed up.

    It however seems like if you already own a game, the gift just "vanishes" from your inventory. Some people reported having Portal 2 (who already owned the game) and having it vanish and instead getting an friggin useless 25-50% valve coupon. Obviously valve doesn't feel like letting them trade or swap it for something else.

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    #22  Edited By AndrewB

    Thank fucking Jobs I'm not alone on this one. My gifting is broken. I got the page to half load once and I think I had a 25% off coupon (if so, then fuck yeah!), but I think I'd rather, you know, have the ability to gift the games I had purchased as Christmas presents over a month ago now.

    I know I'm being one of those asshole customers I hate so much, but I kind of panicked when I realized that I might have zilch to give to some people in a few days here.

    Valve's Christmas present was a big middle finger.

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    #23  Edited By Talis12

    @animathias said:

    I got a

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 1036531578

    Just what I've always wanted! (I have no idea what that means, but that's the error I get.)

    same here

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    So... I think I got nothing?

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    #25  Edited By fisk0  Moderator

    I'm also getting:

    Guru Meditation:
    XID: 2169615339
    Varnish cache server

    Now, if they only gave me an Amiga computer to display it on (Guru Meditation is a reference to the Amiga's version of Blue Screen of Death, which had the text "Guru Meditation, Press left mouse button to continue").

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    #26  Edited By Video_Game_King

    I think I won Portal 2, but I'm not entirely sure. It's listing that I have no inventory items for it, but I don't even see the game in my library.

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    #27  Edited By AndrewB

    It's going to suck if I have a percent off any Valve product anyway, since I own literally every Valve title to date.

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    #28  Edited By BeachThunder

    You currently have 0 items in your Steam inventory.

    =(

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    #29  Edited By canucks23

    I got a 503 error.

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    #30  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    Null presents.

    Edit: Holy shit I got Episode 2!!!

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    #31  Edited By Lazyaza

    I'd like to know myself, all of Steam is lagged so intensely right now its unusable.

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    #32  Edited By Mnemoidian

    I'd just chill for a bit, Steam servers appear to be getting hammered at the moment. Will probably(?) get better if you are patient.

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    #33  Edited By mak_wikus

    The tab says "Steam (2)", but the window says that I have 0 items :(

    EDIT: The Team Fortress 2 window says the same(tab - 32) o_O

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    #34  Edited By AndrewB

    New thread title: what varnish would you gurus use on the Valve servers? Personally, I'd use cherrywood. Matches most of my living room furniture.

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    #35  Edited By nintendoeats

    So...Steam is completely on fire now right? I can't even get in to buy Singularity.

    EDIT: Well, I finally got the store functioning (it still threw me an error, but the game is downloading now...I think...) but my inventory is still busted. Valve needs to adapt their service to deal with these high volumes of traffic, especially given that we will be getting new deals for the next 2 weeks.

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    #36  Edited By PeasantAbuse

    I guess I don't have a Steam inventory? Mine only shows my TF2 inventory (which is empty for some reason). These sales make everything so slow...

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    #37  Edited By DjCmeP

    I got a 25% off Valve code but I already own every Valve game so I have no use for it.

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    #38  Edited By MayorFeedback

    Poor Valve. It must be hard being so popular and having so many people trying to give you money that your website falls apart.

    My inventory worked earlier (coupon for 25% any Valve game, I have all of those and you know it, Steam!!), but now it's busted.

    Also this whole thing reminded me how many extra copies of games I have just sitting around. Geez. Gotta find a way to give that stuff away to folks who'd appreciate them.

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    #39  Edited By zeforgotten

    I got Error 533 if anyone wants it!  
     
    There we go -33% off steam games. Valid from January 2... yaay

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    @nintendoeats said:

    So...Steam is completely on fire now right? I can't even get in to buy Singularity.

    Burning and huddled in a corner while 4 million people try to steal its candy. I thought it'd be more stable now than when it started, but nope.

    At least Dead Island says it's $27 now instead of flipping between $10 and $27. So there's that.

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    #41  Edited By NickL

    Im getting the error too =( I'll wait until tonight i guess (I wanna buy orcs must die for me and my friend!)

    Just gonna put this here in case you didn't read it:

    Grand Prize of the January 2nd giveaway: Every game on steam.

    what...

    the...

    fuck...

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    #42  Edited By napalm
    @Deleth said:

    Well so far I got:

    Failed to load web page (unknown error).-118

    Failed to load web page (unknown error).

    And you?

    I had a good, hearty chuckle at this. Haha.
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    @NickL: Just fair warning, Orcs Must Die! is single-player only. A great game, but single player. Sorry if you already knew that. :) 
     
    Also, yeah. Every game on Steam. That sounds insane. Imagine what your library would look like.
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    #44  Edited By NickL

    @animathias said:

    @NickL: Just fair warning, Orcs Must Die! is single-player only. A great game, but single player. Sorry if you already knew that. :) Also, yeah. Every game on Steam. That sounds insane. Imagine what your library would look like.

    Yeah I realized it was single player shortly after that post but me and my friend decided to go super cheap with christmas presents so 3.74 for a game he wants is a great deal. Sucks that we can't play together but oh well.

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    #45  Edited By iam3green
    @animathias said:

    I got a

    Guru Meditation

    Just what I've always wanted! (I have no idea what that means, but that's the error I get.)

    yeah, it's what i got and 503 error. i'll wait for people to get offline when it's night time.
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    #46  Edited By fisk0  Moderator

    finally got my gift(s), turned out to be two coupons, one "25% off Valve titles", and one "10% off Codemasters titles".

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    #47  Edited By Jackel2072

    25% off Valve games.  kind of worthless seeing as how i pretty much own every game from Valve. Oh boy Counter-Strike condition zero just what i always wanted...  
     
    it says the item is tradable so if any buddy wants its. i will gladly give it to them. 

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    #48  Edited By fisk0  Moderator

    @Jackel2072 said:

    hmm says i have something then when i click it says you have 0 items in your steam inventory.

    Had that issue for about 2 hours too. Just corrected itself.

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    #49  Edited By Akrid

    I'm not having a huge issue getting around, but my inventory doesn't have anything steam-related in it...

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    #50  Edited By crusader8463

    Still waiting for something I don't already own goes on sale. As I said in one of the other threads about this, there are only a handful of games that I want on Steam that I don't already own and they are still too new for them to drop to a price I would be willing pay for.

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