Napalm decided he'd had enough of my shit-talk (understandable), and challenged me to a West Side Story-esque dance battle. I politely refused, instead suggesting Street Fighter IV, which is a videogame and more suited to my disdain for physical activity. I present to you the following discoveries about our friend Napalm: 
 

• Napalm loves Guile's sweep, because it totally hits twice.
• Napalm thinks air throws are "the ballingest."
• Napalm thinks a crossup is a word puzzle that smart people do in pen.
• Napalm's favorite movie is "Missing in Action 2," featuring roundhouse kick enthusiast and folk hero Chuck Norris.

Lol, first sentence is awesome. Your Abel is legit. 
 
How are you able to connect to him Napalm but nobody else? I smell something fishy!

Napalm? Don't those burn?

Who?

Best first sentence ever, Your Abel seems scary good.

Final score, 10 games to 1.  
 

This thread gets bonus points for the inclusion of the word "ballingest".

Damn thats an ass kicking but gotta give the man credit for sticking it out to the end.

" How are you able to connect to him Napalm but nobody else? I smell something fishy! "

" @Napalm:   I will destroy you. "

I see alot of shit talking but little action. Lets see some people throw down.

Fighting game forums are one of the only places on the internet where disputes can be cleanly settled. It brings a tear to my eye!

" @Stang said:

" @Napalm:   I will destroy you. "

 Pfff Plasma cant destroy anybody. "

off topic but wtf stang where did you go?

I thought you and Hedgehog were off to play MvC2 when you left the party. I'd rather get choked out then play that.

um where does the birthday fit in?

" um where does the birthday fit in? "

"Tech throws are hard to do with Abel."

" Fighting game forums are one of the only places on the internet where disputes can be cleanly settled. It brings a tear to my eye! "

Do a real life Focus Attack cancel shoot him in the leg with a real gun combo!

" @SpecialBuddy: Yeah, I didn't see it until late though. I play pretty frequently, just shoot me an invite if you see me on. "