100. I'm a wizard and Skyrim is fucked up.

101. I have commitment issues...

102. When a Jarl and his steward are argueing weather your dragonborn or not. DO NOT disprove them by using your dragonborn shout

103. Interact with every person, you may stumble on a hour long quest.

104. Archers training in town are an endless supply of arrows.

@MrCandleguy said:

90. Everyone thinks and says they can kill you no problems, despite you killing dragons on a daily basis.

This happens in every damn RPG ive played in a while, everyone thinks they can take you. Even though you are the biggest bad ass in the game world.

105. Turning into a Werewolf in the middle of a town is not a good idea.

106. It is possible to safely slide down a near vertical cliff.

107. Murdering the general store owner in Whiterun while he sleeps is a good way to get him to shut his smug mouth. Seriously, I hate that guy.

108. The Skyrim mod community is obsessed with nude textures (3 of them day one)

109. Even though you can find a wood cutters axe, you cannot cut down trees.

110. Your smoking habbit doubles while playing Skyrim

111. Dwarves are called Dwemer and are not dwarves but actually "Deep elves."

112. Dwarves are not short, they are the size of a human but since a giant looked at one and called him a dwarf the name stuck.

113. Betting women you can win in a fist fight will net you one hundred coins, unless she cheats and decides to pull out a sword.

114. The horses in this game were tamed by chuck norris.

115. Citizens of Skyrim will entrust you with private letters and weapons to deliver even though you only just met them for the first time.

117. Giants believe you can fly, they believe you can touch the sky.

118. people aren't okay with picking your way into their homes, but once you do you can sleep right next to them.

119. Even if an obstacle doesn't render, it will still block your path.

120. When in doubt, dragon shout.

121. The path to take you up the mountain is always on the other side of the mountain.

122. That being an archer in the land of Skyrim is actually enjoyable.

@bunnymud said:

110. Your smoking habbit doubles while playing Skyrim

its the other way around for me with skyrim,

123. Taking on a dragon in melee combat may prove no problem, but a bear? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

124. Marrying a priestess gives you license to take whatever you want from her temple.

@kamolahy said:

94. If you aren't sure what it does, put it in your mouth.

I think this one wins the list.

125. Dogs are stupid.

126. Companions get lost easily and never seem to be by your side in a major encounter when you need them the most.

127. Skryim weddings are just barely a step above Vegas weddings in spontaneity.

128. The Dark Brotherhood's courier is the most dedicated courier out there. 
 
Delivered my letter as I was shooting at a dragon. So I was stuck talking to him as my Dremora was battling a dragon in the middle of a town

129. Even when posed with a foe that has no ranged combat, a dragon will allways eventually land to fight said foe, instead of just flying around shooting fire.

130.  The northern lights are in the north

not sure if it's been posted yet but

131. Cities only employ guards who have taken arrows to the knee

132. Sweetroll is the shit among guards, like a drug against shitty-job depression.

133. Wolves, in any for or fashion, suck. YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH THE BLUNT END OF MY MACE.

134. Vampires really seem to like collecting shoes. They love them.

135. werewolves are free from prosecution. as long as they don't die and no one sees them switch back.

136. Falkreath is infested with dragons.

137. You know when you are a true dragonborn when you can fight 2 dragon at once.

@Vexxan said:

50. A horse will always want to fight a dragon, but a horse will never win against a dragon.

*Unless said horse is Shadowmere.

139. A guard might get nervous, man approaches with his weapon drawn.

140. that location that you warped to because it looked close to your objective is actually the long way around

141. Dwarves were not happy with just plain spiders, they had to make mechanical ones.

142. I'm definitely a Khajit person

143. Putting baskets over people's heads drops their interests in their own personal possessions. Go ahead and take them!

144) shouting can cause a 90 degrees vertical trip into space

145. Shop Keepers will know when you stole something from another shop in a completely different town. They refuse to buy your goods.

146. People in Skyrim have X-ray vision. They can see when you're stealing something through the floor and the walls.

147. You can collect the skins of nearly everything, but people. I find something seriously wrong with that.

148. eat everything that you can in the game to discover its alchemical properties!

149. When a person sees the person he was just talking to fly across the room from an arrow to the gut, a 5 second scan of a 3 meter radius is enough to confirm that, in fact, nothing just happened.