The other day I found a cave below Dragonsreach .... the dudes there had some skooma I just had to have it ... I believed it was the Jarls stash , but the shit was cut >:3
fucking nord bandits and their half assed skooma
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Friend of mine likes to mix some skooma into his pre-ban nirnroot for the extra buzz. The warning label is pretty clear about not doing it, but you know they put that shit on there to get people hooked. I only tried it a couple of times. Couldn't sleep for 60 hours. I'd stand there and wait and time would pass slower. Never again man. Eyeballs dry right up, mistook an orc for a dark elf and they hate that. Got me 5 armor levels though, once I could stand up again.
Wait, do dragons have pockets?
Nope. That's why they always fly around looking for their keys.
@selbie said:
@Soapy86 said:
Skooma leads to intimacy
Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, headaches, erectile dysfunction, severe mood swings, mead addiction, cravings for skeever tails, blurred vision, dragons. Please consult your alchemist before consuming.
Just to make it clear, those are the side effects of intimacy. Skooma just makes me want to go butterfly picking.
@MattyFTM said:
I'm playing Morrowind at the moment, and I'm having trouble offloading a load of skooma and moon sugar that I found somewhere. I have no idea where I got it from - I was probably stealing a bunch of shit to sell on and just clicked take all without looking at what I was taking. And now no shop keepers will even talk to me unless I drop my skooma and moon sugar on the floor first. It's valuable so I don't want to throw it away, and I don't intend on using it, but it's annoying.
I'm pretty sure there is a Khajiit shop owner near the Mages and Fighters Guild buildings in Balmora that will happily buy your stash.
@Th3_James said:
If you smoke Skooma you a stupid mother fucker! known around Skyrim as the argonian clucka.
Doin' that skooma with all the money ya got, sneak skill 100 searching for a piece of rock.
SKOOMA SKOOMA!
Hey man gimme a hit?
SKOOMA SKOOMA!
Yo man, Fuck that shit!
SKOOMA SKOOMA!
Argonian face!
Yo dragon, Kick in the bass!
You have not recieved nearly enough respect for the exellent use of NWA.
My brother Faelian was an skooma addict. He moved to the Imperial City with his girlfriend.
I haven't heard from him in a while, I wonder if he's okay...
I'm playing Morrowind at the moment, and I'm having trouble offloading a load of skooma and moon sugar that I found somewhere. I have no idea where I got it from - I was probably stealing a bunch of shit to sell on and just clicked take all without looking at what I was taking. And now no shop keepers will even talk to me unless I drop my skooma and moon sugar on the floor first. It's valuable so I don't want to throw it away, and I don't intend on using it, but it's annoying.
Dude, you're the worst kind. You can fix people up with some shit and you don't, because you're so greedy.
The dragons in Skyrim are really a cleaver metaphor representing the rampant Skooma abuse in Skyrim.
Fighting dragons is your character battling their own inner demons, and accepting that they have an addiction.
Just when you think you are clean, you start seeing dragons in the distance. You may think you can avoid them, but they are always in the back of your mind.
Skyrim: Chase the Dragon
@Th3_James said:
The dragons in Skyrim are really a cleaver metaphor representing the rampant Skooma abuse in Skyrim.
Fighting dragons is your character battling their own inner demons, and accepting that they have an addiction.
Just when you think you are clean, you start seeing dragons in the distance. You may think you can avoid them, but they are always in the back of your mind.
Skyrim: Chase the Dragon
Puff the Magic Dragon's all over Skyrim, man. I know a few cats who can point you in the right direction.
Excuse me, gentlefolk, I was wondering if you knew where I could score some of that sweet SKOOMA us drug-users are always going on about...just speak directly into my medallion here...
Shit man, you telling me Skooma ain't legal in Skyrim? Guess I'd better move that stash of 5 bottles I've got stored in Jorrvaskr. I'm going to be PISSED if I get back there and god damn Farkas drank all my dragon juice.
I wonder if you can mix skooma with poison...apply it to arrows and shoot people in the ass to watch them trip.
Oh man, this has to be the funniest Skyrim thread in existence. Skooma and moon sugar - I love the stuff since I laid eyes upon the magnificent drug labs near Vivec!
I know this Redguard in Whiterun. She lets you lick Skooma off of her stomach. That bitch is wild, bro.
I once knew this Argonian who was way into skooma and he went on this fucking gnarly trip and swore his legs were goat cheese wheels. Next thing I know this fucker wakes up after eating off his own fucking legs...
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