Christ, I hate Mr. Caffeine.

Haha this Press conference just got good.

A Charlie Sheen joke?

Oh no really this is horrible

So.... this guy.

Who's this prick?

I can just imagine the sheer rage Jeff is experiencing right now

Bad jokes are the BEST jokes

Ubisoft's stalker finally got a job!

dick jokes, the thing that makes ubisoft keep on going

Crash n burn with those wii holding jokes.

The biggest dick joke, is you sir.

therefore, adventure = sharing = life

Dick jokes, fuck yes! Shit just got real.

Mr. Canyoupleasegetthehellofthestage

My douche chills were so violent I had to turn off the stream.

DICKS ARE FUNNY PEOPLE! 
 
LAUGH DAMMIT LAUGH!

I want to murder this caffeine addled douche bag 

tudle tudle tudle tuuu

Dammit someone better register the username Mr.Caffeine soon.

Oh god.

such an uncomfortable silence when he started saying those pickup lines.

This guy is painful to watch. Hoooly crap, he is bad.

I want to shoot this guy. 
 
With poop.

And Ubisoft does it again by the sounds of the guy on stage.

Yes! I love Driver

Why do they insist on trying to revive Driver?

Driver SF. Lets see a trailer but no game play footage please

I saw the Whiskey Media offices!

Ubisoft couldn't afford Joel McHale after the embarassing conference last year, so they went with an Indian Joel Impersonator.

Is that nolan north narating on Driver SF

I thought the guys doing Rayman were awkward, but I clearly did not think of the guy on right now. With humans like this who needs existing?

Stick to the videos Ubi

My stream committed suicide. Fuck that guy.

Hey look a game that actually features gameplay instead of scripted events and cutscenes.  That's quaint.

Wow, the dick jokes made me die inside.

I really, really need to some see some Joel McHale up on that stage or I won't be able to last if the tone of the rest of the presentation matches... Mr. Caffeine.

Ah, I remember those halcyon days when Driver was relevant. And good.

Soo.. This guy is the Joel McHale replacement?

If there is not a new Rainbow Six game I am going to be soooo pissed.

I want Joel Mchale back

Now that is how you set up game footage! No bullshit!

Dan Hay is Mr Caffines, Mr vallium

Papa Shoemaker?

Hey Mr. Badguy, you sound like you're 15

i love that crazy dude

Far Cry 3?

There's something to be said about this press conference. I just don't know what.

We're crazy, but damn it make sure our AK's have picatinny rails!

Battlefield 3's graphics just got served.... shiit
 
Far Cry 3... owned all there.