Well, this seems like it'll be a fascinating shit-show! Thank god someone gave Aisha a ton of speed.

Annnnnd things just got weird

EDIT: Just got weirder...

Well, this seems like it'll be a fascinating shit-show! Thank god someone gave Aisha a ton of speed.

OK, 1 good joke so far. better than last year Aisha Tyler. Better than last year.

TITS

Umm, nudity on an E3 presser?

And now it's you... who's hunting balls?

Are nipples allowed at E3?

ok good soo far

BOOM! Jungle titties.

so far this conference is all about boobs.

More like BoobySoft. Am I right? Huh!?

Wait...what?

WHOA......this just got good

BOOBS

@SockemJetpack said:

More like BoobySoft. Am I right? Huh!?

Edit: FUCK YOU DID IT BEFORE ME

Ubisoft? More like Boobiesoft, AMIRITE?

BOOM! Jungle titties.

Not nudity, she had paint on the nips. Doesn't count.

Spike spends all morning bleeping out swear words, and G4 just throws tits right in front of you. Gotta love extended cable.

#yearofthebow

Year of the bow!

Loving the cut aways to the dudes hands.

#yearofthebow

@DrDarkStryfe said:

Spike spends all morning bleeping out swear words, and G4 just throws tits right in front of you. Gotta love extended cable.

I guess we know why Spike isn't showing the Ubisoft conference.

that fire looks good

2012 is the year of the Bow and arrows.
 
Game looks pretty good.
 
Tiger attacks?  Game of the year.

FUCKING TIGER

Seriously though, pumped for this game.

I saw another bow. Where's the "year of the bow" comment?

EDIT: should've F5'd. Totally satisfied now.

Holy crap it's a tiger on fire!

Was that a tiger I saw?

TIGERS!

Just shot a tiger in the face!!!

magic!!

GOTY if you can get a gun that fires tigers.

Wow, the game looks awesome. And fucking weird.

"You are me. And I am you"

"Prominent usage of televisions."

"Walking in a corridor filled with fog."

It's PERSONA!

What the fuck is going on in this game?

holy shit far cry 3 looks fantastic.

@Jimbo said:

GOTY if you can get a gun that fires tigers.

GOTY if that tiger fights another tiger that was shot by another bowman and the two of you shoot arrows at each other while the tigers duke it out.

Far Cry's lookin' pretty good .

Tigers and boobies? Wow, Far Cry 3 has is all.

Danger Zone!

It's scripted like most of this years games.

ZING

I love when the presenter has to pretty much ask the audience to cheer fo a game..

Far Cry looks sweet.

Drugs, tits and flaming tigers.
 
Fucking. Sold.

@Jimbo said:

Drugs, tits and flaming tigers. Fucking. Sold.

so is sam fisher a codename, like that great james bond theory?

Tobuscus and Aisha Tyler are usually a lot cooler than this, I swear.

@Meowshi: I know Tobuscus is. I don't know what the hell he's doing.

Oh god, girl wood all over the place.