John Cena Is Sad

John Cena is sad alright. A sad piece of shit.

Fucking title run number 2374. BORING

A shame that Stardust couldn't make the cover.

What could've been:

John Cena the person seems like a great guy.

John Cena the wrestler needs to die in a fire.

lolcenadevs

I wasn't fully awake just now and thought it said 'John Cena is Dead' and I was like WHOA!

Cena the shit factor of professional wrestling fuck boy bucket head.

Hey, it's John Cena!!

**waving hand in front of face** "NOT THIS!"

John Cena is making Frog Fractions 2

He actually looks a lot like Drew. . . if Drew took a gallon of steroids a day.

Best game ever John Cena? Ya right... lol

shhh just let it happen , one of us one of us

@damodar: I'm looking forward to how they do at replicating Seth Rollins wetness.

It would have been cool & way more legit if 2K did the FIFA trick of changing the cover art to be relevant to the country of release. I'm not a fan of his but I'd much rather have had Wade on the cover than Cena (after all it'll be a huge surprise if Adrian Neville is even in the game).

Preach!

Better a wrestling site than a Dota/moba lover club...

I don't know, this was pretty funny too.

@shtinky: this. I was hoping for a soul bearing expose about being The Champ and how hard it is to rise above hate.

@sgtpierceface: What's wrong with that?

@hunterzolomon: well thats not true, Flair title record is close to 24 titles WWE just decides to care about some of them. Besides titles are not what they used to be, Dbryan is already a 3 time champ but most people only care about the one after Mania.

I have had 2k14 since launch and did not realise this was a thing. Nice.

Now if only the reversed edition was a Bray/Bo double header.

PHOTOSHOOT=GAME QUALITY

That would be great.

Hoping this game ships and it doesn't even boot. "We let Cena code it. The WWE license required that he be allowed to 'put his own spin' on it."

WHAT IS THIS? I CAN'T SEE HIM!!

On initial glance, did anyone else think this was original content, and not a trailer?

The wording was too short that it looked like original feature content. I thought it was going to be an insightful video about the hate John Cena gets or something like that.

"Posted by Patrick Klepek"

Hmm...

John has heard of the Cover Boy Curse, right?

Got me too.

2K14 had a Daniel Bryan cover? I feel like I've let myself down by not knowing this and not reversing it.

lol same here

Cena is the thickest looking human being I think I've ever seen. He looks like a human action figure.

The funniest part was Stephanie randomly asking the crowd "HOW MANY OF YOU ARE GAMERS?!"

He must work out.

John Cena is programmer on the hair tech.

Speaking of, now that HHH has gone, who becomes the wrestler used as a benchmark for the hair? Roman Reigns? Maybe Bray Wyatt? Or do they just include Classic HHH?

^ The unwritten back-of-the-box slogan for every mainline WWE game made in the last 10 years.

John Cena: Holder of two, count them TWO, WWE championships, is only now on the cover of a WWE game? I find that the hardest to believe.

I was worried I wasn't able to "see" the game. And I am honestly surprised they didn't have Cena wearing the belts around his neck like on RAW last night.

John Cena as lead developer: confirmed

@iamjohn: Overcome the odds mode is definitely a thing I can see :(

I first read that as "John Cena is Dead"

but Cena can never losedie.

"John Cena here incase you couldn't tell... because I look absolutely ridiculous at all times."

How detailed will this new generation of WWE be as I make my storylines about Jim Ross getting hit by a car?

It's a trailer, it has red bands at the top and bottom. Can't get any more red band trailer than that!

Whatever to John Cena currently being champion and the boring fail-safe option of wrestling, but he sure can spout a minute of marketing dialogue into a camera with some vigour.

@hunterzolomon: As a wrestling fan, I couldn't give a god damn about John Cena approaching Flair's number of titles. Number of titles reigns is one of those real wrestling fan things that people bring up even though it's a fake sport. It's entertainment, I don't care if Triple H has won the title a dozen times. On top of that, having that many titles is creatively a bad thing. Look at Flair, he (past his prime) was given the title a billion times at the end of WCW's life because they were all over the place.

This WWE game might still be the same old crap but the next one could be something better.

@vicious17: True. As a wrestler he's the damn worst, but you gotta admire all the charity work he does.

Ya know what's funny? Last night on RAW they revealed the cover, and Cena looked surprised. You did a cover shoot, why are you surprised?!?

What's a WWE?