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Warlords Cash Game

Lords of War, Warlords, whatever you call them, the cash is on the table.

Nov. 28 2011

Cast: Dave, Ryan

Posted by: Thomas

In This Episode:

Warlords

Gary Whitta

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@jennibelle: I mean they must still have it in the CBSi building since they did that Warlords scrub league on the BLLSL3, they should totally do some more with it.

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That was so awesome. What ever happened to the Warlords machine?

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@tehjedicake said:

I'm fuckin watchin this in 2013! Because I'm a crazy person!

I am crazy, too!

edit: Such great times. Whiskey Media Forever.

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I'm fuckin watchin this in 2013! Because I'm a crazy person!

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day before Thanksgiving tradition....

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watching this in 2012 yo!

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"I am fully penetrated ... I'm gaping." Gary Whitta is the best.

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Next step is a Warlords tournament with the entire Whiskey Media staff.

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I can't believe I missed this. Best thing ever.

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@Stubee said:

@RVonE said:

@DjCmeP said:

Who's Nicole?

If I recall correctly she's Dave's fiance.

That cant be right, she seems neither Russian or broken.

this. This. THIS.

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Great video, I love this kind of competitive stuff like Scrub League.

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I just discovered what this video is! Why has it taken me so long?!

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Awesome, such a great game.

Also, does this machine have the backdrop a la below? It's hard to see from this angle.

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Game sounds amazing. God damn.

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Edited By pyromagnestir

The entendre was flying fast and furious. I particularly enjoyed this exchange: Will Smith "The balls are coming so fast!" Gary Whitta "I'm penetrated. Fully penetrated."

I feel unclean.

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that lady laughs like she's rocking an iron lung

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Haha, "Drew, get in!" "I'm working..." :(

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So I those things waterproof on the top? You know, for when you spill your cocktail there.

*EDIT* Also while typing this, I did not see the actual video and just heard Ryan say "Yes, when it's like this and there are 4 balls flying around, it's just you and another person. It's almost like a relief when you go out early"

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that was fucking great, should do that again

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This is why I'm a subscriber. This is awesome!

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Ryan is a Warlords shark. When he's not at work he's down at the laundromat hustling fools for their quarters.

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That laugh @_@

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More videos like this please

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I want one now.

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This warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart.

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That was fucking amazing! Yea just put 5 dollars! That last part at the end was fucking funny xD

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@mutha3 said:

@Henrikhoe said:

gary whitta looks insanely good, he lost so much weight. props to him

Agreed. Jeff's looking a lot better these days too, always inspiring to see stuff like that.

ye i know, if you watch the videos building a bomb, when they first started. he is way bigger.

now ryan, its your turn!

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this was an awesome video i hope they have more warlords stuff in the future. maybe a warlords championship for the whole office?

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Warlords never changes.

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@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

When did Gary Whitta lose like 100 pounds? Damn.

you don't seem to listen to the tested podcast. he's been talking about his diet for months!

on a sidenote: Will just can't not say anything that fits that cumface meme :D

"I can't watch all these balls!" :D

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@Henrikhoe said:

gary whitta looks insanely good, he lost so much weight. props to him


Agreed.  Jeff's looking a lot better these days too, always inspiring to see stuff like that.
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@Henrikhoe said:

gary whitta looks insanely good, he lost so much weight. props to him

Same.

I hadn't seen Whitta since he lost the weight. He looks really good.

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@warxsnake said:

She laughs like an excavator crane losing hydraulic pressure.

2 minutes into the video and I was wondering why I wasn't seeing comments about The Laugh, and then -- after a scroll -- the people delivered hilariously.

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Holy fuck that laugh.

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I want more features of the staff playing games competitively against each other, money optional.

It just always leads to amazing banter and trashtalking.

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Looked fun

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gary whitta could of not said a single word through this entire video and you'd still be able to tell he's British with a sweater like that! 

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@RVonE said:

@DjCmeP said:

Who's Nicole?

If I recall correctly she's Dave's fiance.

That cant be right, she seems neither Russian or broken.

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also, whiskymedia needs more whitta, seriously hire that guy

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gary whitta looks insanely good, he lost so much weight. props to him

was this recorded pre thanksgiving, and its up now?

same as the endurance run i guess.

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@DjCmeP said:

Who's Nicole?

If I recall correctly she's Dave's fiance.

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Edited By Baal_Sagoth

Hell yeah, Warlords! I was waiting for this since I foolishly neglected to pay attention to the livestream.

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@SaturdayNightSpecials said:

When did Gary Whitta lose like 100 pounds? Damn.

A while ago. The man looks great, very inspiring. Listen to the Tested podcasts a few months ago on which they were regularly talking about food, health etc.

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Since I don't care about Warlords I almost missed that this was a premium video.

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I would love to watch more of this. It needs to happen again.

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Oh my, Nicole needs to learn how to exhale when she laughs.

Otherwise, amazing video.

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I love the cocktail cabinet style arcade machines. I can rest my vodka bottle there and play a game. How awesome is that?

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Pointless, yet supremely awesome.

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I don't remember Warlords being this fast right at the beginning of the game. :O

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@SkullcrusherMountain said:

STREAM. THIS. FOREVER.