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    The Nintendo Wii is a home video game console released on November 19, 2006. The Wii's main selling point was the innovative use of motion controls that its signature Wii Remote and Nunchuk controllers allowed for. It became the best selling home console of its respective generation of hardware.

    Nintendo Wii Popular Among Serial Killers

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    #1  Edited By Linkyshinks

     
     

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    UK games site GVG is reporting that 5000 quids worth of Nintendo Wii's have been sent to Broadmoor prison, which houses some of the UK's finest serial killers, one of which includes the Yorkshire Ripper
     
    CVG 
     
    High-security psychiatric hospital Broadmoor - home to serial killers including the Yorkshire Ripper - has taken delivery of £5,000 worth of Nintendo Wii consoles as "part of the patients' treatment".

    The 22 consoles have been installed in the top-security hospital at the taxpayers' expense, predictably sparking outrage among the tabloid newspapers. 

    A furious Sun source described how Ripper Peter Sutcliffe "played ten pin bowling - watched by Rachel Nickell's murderer Robert Napper". 

    The source added: "When you think of their crimes and the misery they have caused, you have to ask if it's right for society to pay to entertain them. 

    "This cash could have been spent improving care in the wider NHS. In the meantime all we hear is laughter as patients play with their new toys." 

    A Broadmoor spokesman said games such as Wii Fit were installed as part of a strategy to increase exercise. 
     
     
     
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    #2  Edited By Driadon

    I now fear Oldschool.

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    #3  Edited By vaiz

    Mario will rehabilitate these mother fuckers. The healing power of Miyamoto.

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    #4  Edited By Linkyshinks

    Haha.  
     
    Oldschool doesn't fit the profile, then again, his red hair does suggest a fiery nature...  
     

    Call Crimestoppers on 555 0707 NOW
    Call Crimestoppers on 555 0707 NOW
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    #5  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    Dude, that's incredibly ridiculous. Perhaps we should also allow them to enjoy daily foot massages.

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    #6  Edited By nanikore

    I knew there was something sketchy about that Wii.

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    #7  Edited By JJOR64
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    #8  Edited By brianmcdon

    Guard: Right so lads who's up for some Call of Duty 4 eh ? 
    Prisoner: Ye, i'll play. 
    Guard: Wow thats a good score, have you done this before? 
    Prisoner: Em, ye something like it.

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    #9  Edited By lukeyk
    @Brianmcdon said:
    "Guard: Right so lads who's up for some Call of Duty 4 eh ? Prisoner: Ye, i'll play. Guard: Wow thats a good score, have you done this before? Prisoner: Em, ye something like it. "


     
    Awesome, Jail is so awesome. 
     
    In jail you get given all your food, dont have to work, can see your family like once a week while there, get to play games, get loads of government money spent on you. 
     
    You get none of that while working. 
     
    Note I am not in jail
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    #10  Edited By Al3xand3r

    And you socialise with other awesome people and don't even have to decide what to do for yourself because others do that for you. Fun! ...

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    #11  Edited By oldschool
    @Driadon said:
    " I now fear Oldschool. "
    If you have seen Wolf Creek - you  should fear me  ^-^ 
     
    I am sure they love Manhunt 2.
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    #12  Edited By trophyhunter

    *thumbs up*

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    #13  Edited By cstrang

    This topic is strange.  And I only see bad things coming from it.

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    #14  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

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    #16  Edited By Willy105

    Well, if you want to play a type of game, let it be different from what you do in real life.

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    #17  Edited By brukaoru

    This is the problem with most prisons. Criminals can just lay back and be entertained. Very few prisons make the prisoners actually work.  It's a shame taxpayers' have their money wasted on stuff like this.

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    Wonder if you could turn a Wiimote into a shank...

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    #19  Edited By baconbits33
    @Gamer_152 said:
    "

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

    "
    What's that one game with the damn cuddly farm animals and the one where you get your own dog? lol
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    #20  Edited By DanielJW
    @SuperfluousMoniker said:
    " Wonder if you could turn a Wiimote into a shank... "
    Certainly. Anything can be shankified, you just need to get creative. 
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    #21  Edited By CowMuffins
    @baconbits33 said:
    " @Gamer_152 said:
    "

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

    "
    What's that one game with the damn cuddly farm animals and the one where you get your own dog? lol "
    Harvest Moon? Nintendogs?
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    #22  Edited By baconbits33
    @CowMuffins said:
    " @baconbits33 said:
    " @Gamer_152 said:
    "

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

    "
    What's that one game with the damn cuddly farm animals and the one where you get your own dog? lol "
    Harvest Moon? Nintendogs? "
    Yeah those are them! You can play those on the Wii from what I hear! Let's give em'  those then soon they'll be asking for the chair!
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    #23  Edited By Wildfire570

    They should make them play those Wii shovelware games like those cheerleading games and such.

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    #24  Edited By CowMuffins
    @baconbits33 said:
    " @CowMuffins said:
    " @baconbits33 said:
    " @Gamer_152 said:
    "

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

    "
    What's that one game with the damn cuddly farm animals and the one where you get your own dog? lol "
    Harvest Moon? Nintendogs? "
    Yeah those are them! You can play those on the Wii from what I hear! Let's give em'  those then soon they'll be asking for the chair! "
    Possibly. I've heard Harvest Moon is addicting though. Nintendogs...not so much.
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    #25  Edited By shirogane
    @CowMuffins said:
    " @baconbits33 said:
    " @CowMuffins said:
    " @baconbits33 said:
    " @Gamer_152 said:
    "

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

    "
    What's that one game with the damn cuddly farm animals and the one where you get your own dog? lol "
    Harvest Moon? Nintendogs? "
    Yeah those are them! You can play those on the Wii from what I hear! Let's give em'  those then soon they'll be asking for the chair! "
    Possibly. I've heard Harvest Moon is addicting though. Nintendogs...not so much. "

    Not the wii version. It's got a horrible camera. 
     
    Better keep them away from MadWorld...
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    #26  Edited By ryanwho

    Really, internet? I'm the one who has to make the obvious sodomy joke?

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    #27  Edited By baconbits33
    @CowMuffins said:
    " @baconbits33 said:
    " @CowMuffins said:
    " @baconbits33 said:
    " @Gamer_152 said:
    "

    For God sake, nobody let them get within 30 feet of a copy of No More Heroes. It'll set the rehabilitation process back about 20 years.

    "
    What's that one game with the damn cuddly farm animals and the one where you get your own dog? lol "
    Harvest Moon? Nintendogs? "
    Yeah those are them! You can play those on the Wii from what I hear! Let's give em'  those then soon they'll be asking for the chair! "
    Possibly. I've heard Harvest Moon is addicting though. Nintendogs...not so much. "
    damn.... well what's a really really really really crappy, "cute and cuddly", but like so bad you want to gouge your eyes out, Wii game?
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    #28  Edited By CowMuffins

    Any Wii game that has "Party" in the title.

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    #29  Edited By Alphonzo
    @CowMuffins said:
    " Any Wii game that has "Party" in the title. "
    Yeah! Make those bastards suffer
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    #30  Edited By apathylad
     o_O
     o_O
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    #31  Edited By demontium
     
                                          These two are definitely killers... watch out.
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    #32  Edited By wwfundertaker

    Maybe they use the Wii remote as a knife for practice.

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    #33  Edited By demontium
    @wwfundertaker: I do.
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    #34  Edited By ZenaxPure
    @brukaoru said:
    " This is the problem with most prisons. Criminals can just lay back and be entertained. Very few prisons make the prisoners actually work.  It's a shame taxpayers' have their money wasted on stuff like this. "
    Exactly, it almost makes me want to go to prison. That is until I visited the prison about a mile from my house. Sleeping in a hot stuffy room with 20 other guys wearing weird ass jump suits is not how I want to spend a night. On the other hand when I went there was a dude sitting on a table playing a PSP, an hour later as I left he was still doing that. Kind of wish I could do that all day and someone would feed me. Kind of.

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