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The Best StarCraft II Tandem Move So Far

Vortex plus nuke equals one whole army erased from the map.

I've never been particularly good at multiplayer real-time strategy games, nor have I played the original StarCraft since last century. Regardless, I'm thinking way too much about StarCraft II these days, from watching pro-game YouTube replays, to learning terms like "timing push" and "eight pool," to getting myself stomped into the ground repeatedly on the 1v1 ladder (busted down to copper tier since the database reset, ouch). 
 
But nowhere in all my games played, matches spectated, and strategies researched have I seen something this singularly embarrassing, hilarious, and awesome.  

 

   
 
If you're not up on your StarCraft II, the Protoss player's mothership traps most of the entire opposing army with its vortex move, which apparently has a duration just about as long as the Terran ghost's nuke calldown. Units pop out of the vortex, nuke comes down... goodbye opposing army. Whether this was staged or not, the timing and the visual effect are pretty impressive.
 
Up to now, I've spent almost no time playing matches with a teammate, but seeing stuff like this sure makes me want to start. Hey... anybody down for some 2v2? 
 
Anybody else who's in the beta, what kind of ridiculous strategies have you been seeing? What's your favorite faction so far? Tell me about your build orders. Your counters. Discus amongst yourselves. C'mon, feed my need.
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I've never been particularly good at multiplayer real-time strategy games, nor have I played the original StarCraft since last century. Regardless, I'm thinking way too much about StarCraft II these days, from watching pro-game YouTube replays, to learning terms like "timing push" and "eight pool," to getting myself stomped into the ground repeatedly on the 1v1 ladder (busted down to copper tier since the database reset, ouch). 
 
But nowhere in all my games played, matches spectated, and strategies researched have I seen something this singularly embarrassing, hilarious, and awesome.  

 

   
 
If you're not up on your StarCraft II, the Protoss player's mothership traps most of the entire opposing army with its vortex move, which apparently has a duration just about as long as the Terran ghost's nuke calldown. Units pop out of the vortex, nuke comes down... goodbye opposing army. Whether this was staged or not, the timing and the visual effect are pretty impressive.
 
Up to now, I've spent almost no time playing matches with a teammate, but seeing stuff like this sure makes me want to start. Hey... anybody down for some 2v2? 
 
Anybody else who's in the beta, what kind of ridiculous strategies have you been seeing? What's your favorite faction so far? Tell me about your build orders. Your counters. Discus amongst yourselves. C'mon, feed my need.
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Edited By emkeighcameron

Wow, that's a massive dick move, but also hilarious and effective. 
 
I'm also curious to see what other rape people can concoct.

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You guys should try and commentate a replay of one of your matches, all serious sounding.

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Something I use to do in the original SC was a zealot and mutalisk rush!
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I'm in the beta! but I'm thinking I should get as far away from this as soon as I can...

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Bitch got fucked up.

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Wow... Just wow...
 
OP much?

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I wonder how epic a Brad Brad will pull when he starts playing SC2 multiplayer matches. I assume it will be on the order of Ellie from Kill Bill Vol. 2, although even that may be an understatement.

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@Drebin_893 said:
" Bitch got fucked up. "
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lol Blue terran was swearing in korean
 
The funniest matches I've seen were both David Kim. 
1)Crazy amount of Banelings f-ing everything up
2)Nuclear Launch detected. He nuked this one guy, his kids, and his kids' kids.

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That is real rough.

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Brad: If you want to play some 2v2, send me a PM. I've played a few hundred matches so I know a few tricks!

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Brings back nostalgic memory of the World in Conflict nuke and how pretty it looked before obliterating the opposing player's forces. Great stuff Brad!

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That... was pretty good.

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That is messed up... pretty much 2 armies died at once.
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The crickets remind me of Sim Safari... :O

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HD Starcraft's youtube channel is very entertaining.  I really enjoyed his most recent tutorial video.

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I don't know what just happened. Was that good? Someone explain to me, using small words, what the fuck is going on?

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Been watching HDStarcraft as well and I figured he was the guy Brad was referring to. 
I'm not a Starcraft player though. Just a nerd.

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I am so confused right know lol.

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@Sweep said:
" I don't know what just happened. Was that good? Someone explain to me, using small words, what the fuck is going on? "
Kept entire army in isolation while they ordered a nuke which, upon the army coming back, hit almost immediately destroying all of the units.
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They really need to tone down the Mothership. That unit is far too powerful for a game like StarCraft 2.
There's no skill in using it, and people use the "You shouldn't allow him to build one"-argument which isn't exactly 'fair'.

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Hah, its interesting but thats 2v2 for you, making odd combos.
 
My favorite "Unintended" build is just mass pheonixes.  It normal gets decimated given that they're air units that can't even hit ground, but it can do 2 odd things:  It can destroy all zerg overlords, and in mass it can lift units off the ground to kill them.
 
It's a terrible build, but a TON of fun to mess around with!  Haha

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@Brad said:
Hey... anybody down for some 2v2?  Anybody else who's in the beta, what kind of ridiculous strategies have you been seeing? What's your favorite faction so far? Tell me about your build orders. Your counters. Discus amongst yourselves. C'mon, feed my need. "
Hey Brad, I'm ALWAYS down for some 2v2m, just PM me :D  My normal partner and I have been comfortably floating around the top 15 of Gold going random/random with probably around 150 games played so far.  The most ridiculous strategy I've seen is dual Zerg going Roaches/Roaches.  It's ridiculous because it shouldn't work that way.  I hate Roaches.
 
So far I've been feeling Protoss the most, although Terran Reaper rushes can be fun.  Typically I go 9-lon 11-gate 13-lon 15-gate+gas when I play Toss.  Then it's usually a rush to Warp Gates, Phase Prisms, and Dark Templars.  Either that or early Colossi if the enemy is massing Tier 1 guys.  Terrans I tend to be boring and go M&M&M's or Banshee rushes.
 
Whenever me and my buddy happen to luck into dual-Zerg, we usually both 7-pool and go from there.  Yeah we're kinda dicks.
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Well Brad if you're looking for crazy one-two-punch 2v2 strats, consider a Zerg/Terran team taking on, say, a massed air force. Zerg teammate builds a few Infestors, Terran teammate builds a few Ravens. Pop a few Fungal Growths to lock down a large number of, say, Mutas. Meanwhile the Terran player pops a few Seeker Missiles at the clump: Instant death, the other team gets to watch their hugely expensive army fall in seconds.
 
Or, if you like Protoss, consider the hilarious combination of Sentries and High Templar: Surround any clustered group of ground units with Force Fields, follow it up with Psionic Storms. Ouch.

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I started to play on Friday and... I'm pretty bad. I get stomped by just about everyone because I just don't know what to do in so many different situations. I've been trying to play as zerg but haven't been having much luck. Not that I had any luck as other races....

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I guess I don't get it... What's so good about this game?
 
I'm not a troll or anything, but this game is barely making a 0.2 on my gaming interests rictor-scale, and I keep looking for something that will hook me into SC2 so I can understand the fascination.
 
It's just not happening for me... :-(
 
Maybe I'll have to play it to get it. :-)
Steam'll probably have a demo! Yayyy!

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Maybe I should finally put in that beta key I've been sitting on.

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@crusnchill said:
Steam'll probably have a demo! Yayyy! "
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@crusnchill said:
" Steam'll probably have a demo! Yayyy! "
It's a Blizzard game.  Steam won't have jack.
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Wow that person got raped. I cannot wait for this game to come out. I hope it comes out some time over the summer.

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I've come to hate the simple protoss strategy of building pylon into the other guys base outside of his viewrange, and then build those ground cannons there. It gets me every time. By the time I notice it, there are couple cannons there already, so getting rid of them with early game units is a pain the ass.

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Jeezus.  Thats awesome and fucked up AT TEH SAEM TEIM!!!!

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@crusnchill said:
" I guess I don't get it... What's so good about this game? I'm not a troll or anything, but this game is barely making a 0.2 on my gaming interests rictor-scale, and I keep looking for something that will hook me into SC2 so I can understand the fascination.  It's just not happening for me... :-(  Maybe I'll have to play it to get it. :-) Steam'll probably have a demo! Yayyy! "
Did you ever play the original SC? If not I would suggest you check it out. It is one of the most balanced, well executed RTS ever made IMO. There is a reason that it is as popular in the RTS world as it is. It's kind of like the Counter Strike of RTS's if you will. Sure there have been prettier games put out in the last 15 years, but for the truly competitive, this is what RTS means.
 
And now we get part 2 of it :D, that's what makes everyone so wet for it.
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Blizzard is way overated, the best game they had was Warcraft 3. Starcraft sucks they are taking they're sweet fucking time putting it out when it should have been out years ago. And dont fucking tell me" oh they are polishing it and making it perfectly balanced", cause no game is EVER perfectly balanced, just look at this video. They know people will wait as long as it takes because for some reason people are really excited for this game even though its time has passed like 7 fucking years ago.

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This game will be boring, still basebuilding after all these years.... It really looks to be just a graphicly updated starcraft 1

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@Sweep said:
" I don't know what just happened. Was that good? Someone explain to me, using small words, what the fuck is going on? "
2v2 - everyone with Max out army having a battle.
1 team use "Vortex" to suck both his opponents' army together
his teammate launch a Nuclear Strike at it.  Killing 2 entire armies in 1 shot
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@Sweep:   imagine for a moment your giant army gets trapped in some sort of gigantic portal   made by your opponent
 
while your entire army is stuck in there your opponent calls for a  nuke  
exactly as the portal wears out your opponent gets out of the way
 and  the nuke falls on top of the recently escaped army completely destroying it leaving you absolutely fucking defenseless
 
no other way to describe except    
knocked the f out!
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@StarvingGamer said:
" @crusnchill said:
Steam'll probably have a demo! Yayyy! "
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
I forgot! Lol. Blizzard don't do Steam do they?
 
I'm sure they'll release a demo of their own either way.
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@crusnchill said:
" @StarvingGamer said:
" @crusnchill said:
Steam'll probably have a demo! Yayyy! "
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
I forgot! Lol. Blizzard don't do Steam do they?  I'm sure they'll release a demo of their own either way. "
Did you play Starcraft 1? It'll be a lot like that. You can get it as a download off Blizzard's online store.
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I think I just had an orgasm.

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Ugh, I saw this once... it was done to me and my partner.  Another reason why I hate Twilight Fortress...  not a fan of the 30+ matches - but what can you do?
 
Also - craziest strat I see lately is the 4:30 banshee tech.  So lame.

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I have seen that attempted but not actually pulled off.  I havent searched for videos on it so I'm sure its been done plenty of times, but out of the full match videos I have watched I have not seen it.  Very cool.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST FULL OF WIN

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i want this now.

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LOL, that was pretty fucked up?  What did they all agree to do a dead man rush at the same time and location?

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@John1912 said:

" LOL, that was pretty fucked up?  What did they all agree to do a dead man rush at the same time and location? "

Perhaps... but that is generally how that map plays out regardless.  I mean, you can tell it is a custom match because of the color pairs.  In ladder, red and blue are always one team and teal and purple are always the other team.  It is never mixed or matched any other way - always those 2 colors and always those 2 pairs specifically together.  Therefore, blue and teal would never be on a team in ladder and red and purple would not either.