It's as it sounds, this is a list of a 94 child's gaming life. I was mainly a Nintendo/Sony kid. Keep in mind that this isn't going to be entirely chronological. What do you want from me, I don't have a photographic memory. Let's do it.
I played a bit of it, I got past Ravenholm. That's worth something.
OH YES. ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES OF ALL TIME.
I CAN DO ANYTHING, AND I CAN DO EVERYTHING. You want it all, but you can't have it~. It's in your hands, but you can't grab it~.
Zambies! I must shoot them all.
I hate vampires.
I got the crazy man's cola! Let's go!
Mmmm. Cotton candy. The wise pharaoh of food.
I shot all of the bad guys. Also, god damn do I love shotguns. I never did get the golden shotgun online though. My heart, it weeps.
I suppose I was one with the crowd. I never did play the online mode. I don't even know why I got this game. It wasn't anything special.
No Modern Warfare 3 for me, thanks.
Dovahkiin. Dragonborn!
It was an awesome experience, but apparently it was not as massive as Morrowind. I still enjoyed my time in Tamriel. Orkvahkiin must go on.
I really wanted it for years. Then I got it. Then I didn't know what the fuck to do in it. Then I didn't do anything with it.
Probably my favorite game of all time. It does everything right. It keeps the horror going strong, it gives you a lot of variety with the tonics, hella weapons, hella plasmids, excellent story and environment. It's all good.
But then we lost focus of what made the first game so good, and we tried it again. It was okay, but it wasn't anywhere near what Bioshock was.
The laggyest RTS game known to man. At least for me.
It's alright. I got Chaos Rising and had fun devoting my life to Tzeench. May we all be changed in the warp.
It's pretty awesome, but you'd best be upgrading.
If you don't, you can't beat the last level.
War Mage is a boss.
I got all the items for TF2. Strong Bad, Tycho, Heavy, and Max? I like all of those characters... Damn, this is the game for me.
Wait, I don't play poker. Fuck.
The first. I had a rake. I effed dudes up.
The second. I had a weasel, I think. I also effed dudes up.
The third. I didn't exist for some reason. They effed up reality itself.
That'll do it for now. I can't think of anything else. If I can, I'll edit the list.
Edit: 1/14/13
Oh yeah, I have this game.
I'm one of those people who buys a game, plays it for 5 minutes, and then never plays it again. This is one of the few games I've done that for.
Same deal as LittleBigPlanet, but I want to come back and play this game eventually.
Also, I got up to Hades before putting the game down. Damn, that dude was tough.
An interesting Fire Emblem/XCOM type game. Awesome concept, super slow practice.
Also, anime cutscenes for days, if you're into that type of thing.
I didn't get real far into it.
You have a game with all of the Metal Slug Neo Geo games in it for 20 dollars? Dude. You have my money.
I beat all the games multiple times except for 6. That game is weird.
Tarma all day. Er, for life.
Oh yeah, I totally bought a DS.
I beat this game. It was pretty cool, because you could play as 4 different characters as opposed to just Mario.
I will never beat this game: a fact that I have already accepted. But damn if it isn't a good timesink.
I bought this because I played the flash game years ago way back.
Kirby games tend to be good more often than being bad. This is another good Kirby game in my opinion. Animal was pretty damn cool, and UFO is always cool.
Apparently I have this. I didn't get too far.
I never played it as a kid, I didn't play it now. OH WELL.
Edit: 1/16/13
I totally forgot that I bought the MGS Trilogy for PS2 at Gamestop a couple years back. I played and beat this game. How I did it is completely beyond me.
Never played it, I've heard of how bad it is. That's reason enough.
I still bought the game though.
I have fond memories of this game, though it's incredibly difficult. Whenever I try to play it again, I can't get interrogate or knock out dudes without alerting someone else. This is a really incredible game though.
I DO have this game, but I played it for about 10 minutes before realizing how much better Diablo 2 was. However, this opinion was formulated back when I was 12 or so. But that doesn't mean I have a drive to play this game.
An interesting, and yet incredibly successful RPG concept that was just damn fun.
I broke a Gameboy Advance trying to beat that last boss. Most bosses don't have metagames.
In terms of side-scrolling and platforming like the old Sonic used to do, it seems like Sonic Team didn't fuck up too hard. This is actually pretty good.
Fuck 2. We don't need it.
This was also pretty good. I enjoyed the varieties of tag teams. Though, I can imagine the horrible fan fictions that this may have spawned. KNUCKLES AND CREAM?! OTP FOR LIFE.
Yep, revitalized on the GBA were the old Mario games. Either you like Mario or you don't. Then again, I haven't heard of anyone who doesn't like Mario.
Intial Opinion upon buying this on PSN: "OH MAN, I HEAR THIS IS A HARDCORE GAME, I SHOULD TOTALLY BEAT THIS SHIT."
Opinion After The Arctic Ice Boat Level: "Wait... this isn't fun. Can I have my $20 back?"
Bought on PSN. Not worth it considering they don't smooth out the framerate at all, and that's really shitty when the majority of the game is at 10 FPS and it feels like a slug. A Metal Slug. ...
Edit: 1/19/13
I can't believe I forgot to put this in here. This is another one of my favorite games. Energy Weapons is the only way to go. Also, hey man. NCR or House, as long as it isn't Legion. You primitive cur.
A very influential RTS. You guys remember when Russia made those Tesla Tanks? You know, the tanks with the two big tesla coils on the top of it that shot fucking tesla at dudes? Yeah that happened.
Edit: 2/6/13 - Carot of Kings, carve thine epitaph of doom!
Malik is totally Garen from League of Legends, but more dynamic and also a wizard knight. That character makes this game not only much more tolerable on a JRPG basis, but more manly as well.
Speaking of the League... I suppose I don't really own League of Legends, but I've played it enough that I consider it significant enough to be in this list. Patches are really changing the game, but I think Riot tends to be more misdirected when they nerf characters than they should be. Needless to say, as of 2/6/13, Xin Zhao, Kha'Zix, and AP Master Yi are all beyond overpowered. But that doesn't mean I still won't play the fuck out of this game.
I mean, technically, I owned a copy of this free digital game. It is the definitive "visual novel for babbies", though it is about fucking disabled girls. And that word "fucking" isn't used in the adjective sense. I don't know, visual novels are weird, man. Though, most of the time, they aren't as weird as this... Actually, I rescind that assertion. Anyway, I played through it once with fate guiding my hand, and I got the Emi route. It was neat.
Played a bit of it. It seems to have more of an impenetrable core than Counter Strike does now, considering that you have to be precise as fuck with that Gravity Gun to kill dudes. I wonder how good those Gravity Gun experts would be at Half Life 2. -A jarring thought, by ManiacalMech.
Gifted to me by a cool dude on Steam. It's very unique, it isn't just "run through the X to get to Y while shooting all the zombies", but then sometimes it totally is. I mean, you can either hunker down or get going, but either way totally works. Playing with 6 other dudes on the internet feels awesome. Also, DOSH.
Basically the same deal as Half-Life 2: Deathmatch, only I played even less of this game. It came with a physical copy of Counter Strike: Source.
Oh yeah, I've mentioned this twice now and not put it on here. How lightning fast are your reflexes? How fast can you click both M1 and M2? How much of a life do you not have? If you are qualified, you can play this game expertly! I can't! Though getting the occasional kill with a shotgun feels pretty satisfying.
Bought a physical copy at Gamestop, played a bit, never touched it again. That demon door wanted me to eat... twenty chicks in front of him? Just in the name of evil, too. Where the fuck am I going to get twenty chicks!? We're talking birds here, not women. Though cannibalism would be pretty horrible. -A jarring thought, by ManiacalMech.
Watched my brother play on a couple occasions. This game had some excellent characters, like fucking Regal. That guy who doesn't need to use his hands, and just kicks you in the face. I also appreciated Lloyd having the same voice actor as Robin from Teen Titans.
Watched my brother play it every now and then. This seems way less quick than the GBA Fire Emblem, and that is what turned me off from it. At least Ike is still a motherfucker, though. Also, that Black Knight is an asshole. And what's the deal with Bird People?!
Forgot to mention this with the other Spyro games for good reason. This is the first bad video game I've ever experienced. And it isn't just bad, it might as well be scorching a hole in the ground wherever the plastic case is left. It's preposterously abominable, its a turd in a honey basket, it's a horrible thing to have been created by man. And yet, it's outdone by Shadow the Hedgehog. Good on you, Sonic Team. You aren't this bad, but you're close. Missed it by THAT much.
Edit: 2/19/13 - The new site redesign looks fantastic, and it even ended up making my list look better to boot! Good on you, Dave.
To say that I "own" Katawa Shoujo or League of Legends is good enough reason to say that I "own" this game. I never did get the Xbox 360 version, only the original free PC version. I played it about 600 ~ 670 times before I beat the main game for the first time. I'm pretty sure my fingers are stupid.
Oh yeah, I have this game. I used to play it every now and then for about 2 months, and then never picked it up again. I'm not even sure where the guitar is.
I never did play II, but I played the fuck out of I. I loved it to death with my team of White Mage, Black Mage, Monk, and Warrior. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I thought "Molras" was a name. That doesn't even sound like a fantasy name. And no self respecting Monk would even go by that moniker.
For some reason, this game is really, really fucking hard. This is almost roguelike status in terms of difficulty. I never did get too far because of how damn hard this game is. All I wanted to do was to get the same feeling that I did with Final Fantasy 1. Sad face.
Edit - 2/24/13. I DID happen to beat this during early January of this year. I forgot I beat it, I guess? I'm not sure how, the soundtrack and gameplay are both really damn good.
Oh hey. There's an entry for this on Giant Bomb. Sick shit. It's like Rayman Origins, only the game moves your character in a pre-determined path for you, and you run and jump yourself. It's way more fun and difficult than it sounds, and it's actually really good.
FUCK THIS IS HARD. I got this recently, and yeah. It's tough.
More iOS. It's a neat tool. I can make zombie zombies. See, the first zombie is the adjective modifier. The second zombie is the noun. Also, were chocolate. Every full moon, some guy turns into chocolate, and he can move around as chocolate. He can't do a whole lot else though. It's quite tragic.
It cut fruits on my phone. I got the LIGHTNING BLADE. FEEL THE WRATH OF THOR'S MIGHT, YOU DAMN FRUIT. I HATE FRUIT SO MUCH I HAVE TO CUT FRUITS TO BITS.
There's a lot of game here. I didn't beat anywhere near all of it.
So, actual in-depth games for iOS aren't really my thing. I bought it, but didn't really do a whole lot with it. I played about 5 minutes of it before stopping.
I was with this game way back when it was popular on the internets. I have it on my iPhone for posterity. Or something.
I beat this fucker. The only game on my iPhone that I've actually beaten. It's a great game, so go get it. It's on PC now too, for some reason.
I didn't add this? Well, shit. THIS was my first Kirby game. And it was fantastic. All of the combinations of powers the game presented was pretty awesome. I'm a fridge now, k bye.
Brick's here, bitch! I punched just about everyone and everything Pandora had to offer. That end boss was something else.
A neat little tool for Spore. But I totally didn't even buy the ACTUAL game. This was all I even wanted.
