Favorite Games
Because your list hardly matters. (In no order)
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My War-Crack. I Always find my way back to this multi-player masterpiece, no matter how much cash I drop on a new release. God bless Valve.
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Small text, zombie cows, dumb A.I. and save system aside.... the combat, photography, and scathing satire of American culture makes this a must play.
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Yes, Mr. 51, I would like some more mindfuck with my gaming experience.
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This is a interesting game. It's not very open world, the voice acting is B-Movie grade, and there are too many moves for too few fighting sequences. But this sequel to the QTE-pioneer has a certain charm that keeps it from being declared the worst game i've played. Though it doesn't help that there will be no closure to link to that boring Guilin sequence.
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It got me singing Ashlee Simpson to myself. But it did it in such a way that I can not curse it to Hell.
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Mind you, I haven't played a lot of Castlevania. Other than this, Portrait of Ruin is the only other installment i've played. (So sue me!) Of those two, I enjoyed this one the most. However, Soma Cruz looks like he should be in a boy band.
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JRPGs are not my cup of tea. I couldn't tell you the plotline of your favorite Final Fantasy game to save my life. (As far as i'm concerned, Tifa has a wonderful bosom and Aries probably dies in every installment.) Skies of Arcadia (Legends, that is) was different..... somehow. I can't tell you why, but up close it has all the major JRPG cliches (strange wardrobe, girly men, random encounters) but it was still enjoyable. Either i'm a larval JRPG fanatic or Skies of Arcada: Legends used some sort of black magic. I will say this though: Gilder's 'Gunslinger' move? Bad. Ass.
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I lied. This game was nicely done too. A great work of crossover and RPG-Action, though I have yet to get past that last save point.
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My opinion: the best installment in the series. I can say no more on the matter.
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Ditto.
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Um..... I... liked it? Christ, it's hard to describe your feelings for a game after you spent your limited vocabulary on a Skies of Arcadia handjob.
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They should remake the older games with this game's grindhouse concept: it suits the series well. The flaws of this game was made up with the presentation alone. What other game to YOU know incorporates B-Movie grade editing, true exploitation-film grade characters intentionally, and a creepy prison warden who climbs into his mother's vaginia at the end? NONE! That's why I fucking loved this game. Headstrong, please work your magic for a remake of the originals!
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Gameplay-wise, not the best and full of cheap deaths. But the gay-based concept and art is so over-the-top I love it.
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Ignore what the AVGN said about this game. It IS kinda bad, but still enjoyable in its own way. Then again, I am a twit.
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Fucking wonderful. Dated, but still a classic.
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Very linear gameplay, but the story and humor is classic. Comin', people! There's a singing pile of shit in this game!
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The bible for all these 'enhanced' arcade remakes to follow, none of them will get it as right as this one.
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An under-appreciated classic.
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Gangsta gangsta.
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Fond memories of my childhood with this one. Just avoid the Virtual Console version, it's not just the same.
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Mario Kart 64 was classic, yes. But Mario Kart DS was almost perfect for me. May even throw it in after i'm done wasting time on this list.
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Touched was empty, Smooth Moves was too, and the original just had nothing on this motion-sensing triumph.
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Only Infinity Ward should be allowed to make WWII games.
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Hate the art direction and calligraphy-based combat of this game? Well, fuck you then. Fuck you anally with a dildo covered in pointed shrapnel.
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