I'm doing these on all the whiskey sites until they make a Wrestling Site.

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I'm going to make a good long blog post before ROH and WWE's two PPV's this weekend, but I just felt like pointing out a pattern of something CM Punk has done every once in a while, and I'm thrilled that he continues to do it today. If you happened to have caught the tail end of Raw last night, then you might have witnessed a magical little nugget of promo making. Of course, someone might have silenced the microphones to shut off the "voice of the voiceless", but it seemed like it could be some technical issues. If it was the latter, then CM Punk and HHH perfectly improved around it.

Speaking of CM Punk hitting someone in the face with a microphone, lets go back to CM Punk's first ever heel turn. Ah, the memories... (Skip to 2:20)

And who can forget CM Punk's classic Royal Rumble moment, where he cuts promos during the Royal Rumble match... Zach Ryder gets the microphone bash towards the end...

Whiskey Media Presents: The Giant Bomb CD: The CD: Volume 1 - Drop A Bomb On It

After messing around for a couple of weeks, I'm happy to share off this collection of songs with the community of the best website on the internet.

Are you easily offended by the word "Cunt"? Have you ever made some "Magic on the Blacktop"? Do you love your God-Damned Wii? Then the Giant Bomb album is for you! Yes You!

Song List:

Giant Bomb TV Intro - by Evan Brass

Giant Bomb Community Song - by Hamst3r

Magic on the Blacktop - by SNK / Street Hoops

Cunt - by Tebit

Interlude - by Wafflestomp

Ryan - by Nivi

Bombstep - by Hamst3r

Hot 97 - by TheLastNeo (if you're the guy with this youtube account, contact me so I know who you are)

Black POWER 2000 - by DJ Dain

Space Asshole - by Chris Remo

Download Here:

• http://www.filefactory.com/file/cd92daa/n/GiantBombCD.zip

I'm doing these on all the whiskey sites until they make a Wrestling Site.

Albertooooooo Del Riiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooo

Fun piece of "lives before wrestling" content surfaced this week. You know Ricardo Rodriguez right? That fucking awesome guy that announces ADR(in a wonderful fashion) every single episode? Turns out that he was actually in a porn movie. Don't get your hopes up, he was just an extra in the scene, and after viewing this fine film myself, I can tell you that it was 100% him. He is also rocking an awesome looking NWA shirt while in the scene. Hopefully more stuff will surface about this, but it's really cool to see a guy that is passionate about the wrestling business become successful in it one day.

Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara

If you happened to have watched Super Smackdown last tuesday, you would witnessed the awful booking decision that was turning Sin Cara heel on Daniel Bryans. It should also be known to most that currently the man behind the Sin Cara mask as of right now is NOT the original Sin Cara. The original Sin Cara (Mistico) was originally suspended for 30 days for violating the wellness program, but Sin Cara was still being introduced to a lot of the WWE's viewers at the time (and the kids are going to fucking love any masked wrestler no matter what, so there's that other factor of merchandising opportunities that might hurt the company). So WWE did what they felt was right, get another mexican wrestler (this time, Hunico) to become Sin Cara. Now, my personal opinion right now is that Hunico is not as fast or defined as Mistico, but Mistico botches moves every fucking match so Hunico is a better fit as Sin Cara.

Anyways, Hunico has been Sin Cara on TV for a couple of weeks now, but WWE is letting Mistico handle all of the house shows. One thing leads to another and now the Hunico Sin Cara is a heel, which only means one thing:

Good Sin Cara vs. Evil Sin Cara

Fuck I love wrestling. We've seen the Doppleganger match a few times in the past. Off the top of my head, there's been a Kane vs. Evil Kane match, an Undertaker vs. Undertaker match, and we've seen Two Evil Doinks at one point in time... so enjoy all of these videos

I made my pointless predictions yesterday, and then I actually sat down to watch the annual trainwreck that is called the MTV Video Music Awards. Lots of expected wins and technical mishaps filled the awards. All of the awards were undeserved, except for the Best New Artist award which is the only award that the audience can vote for (shocker). Anyways, I made a little video recapping the night in the way I saw it happen... so without further adieu...

Justin Bieber dick jokes!

People walking in front of cameras!

OFWGKTA Trolling!

Katy Perry Cheese Hats!

OH MY! IT MUST BE THE WORST OF THE MTV VMA'S!

(since the youtube version failed, you don't get my witty annotations about Katy Perry's stupid hat, or the fact that Lil Wayne's guitar is completely silent)

MTV's Video Music Awards are tonight... so if you're like me, this is a good night to purchase a case of beer and get pissed at the TV for 3 hours.

Personal Favorite

I know... I know... this is never going to get any airtime on MTV... but if you haven't checked it out yet, this video is my favorite of 2011. So watch it, if you will

Let's make some predictions!

Video of the Year:

• Adele — "Rolling in the Deep"
• Beastie Boys — "Make Some Noise"
• Bruno Mars — "Grenade"
• Katy Perry — "Firework"
• Tyler, the Creator — "Yonkers"

Who should win: Beastie Boys. No music video this year stands out more than the "Make Some Noise". Yes, the celebrities make the video, but not just because they're celebrities, they all seem like they are huge fans of the Beastie Boys. Elijah Woods is the star of the video, but everyone else does a great job also. I've probably watched the video over 20 times, and each time I feel there's something new that I pick up on, which is what makes a great music video.

Who will win: Katy Perry. Because it's fucking MTV and they love this cheesy ass song.

Wildcard: Tyler, the Creator. No, Tyler will not win... hell, I don't think MTV gave him a performance slot for tonight(Beastie Boys didn't get one either), but it's great that his video was acknowledged by MTV seeing that I don't think it was ever played on the channel(or could be played on the channel). I think Tyler is young and a bit over-rated right now, but he could be a good talent down the road.

Best Male Video

• Justin Bieber — "U Smile"
• Eminem (featuring Rihanna) — "Love the Way You Lie"
• Cee-Lo Green — "Fuck You!"
• Bruno Mars — "Grenade"
• Kanye West (featuring Rihanna and Kid Cudi) — "All of the Lights"

Who should win: yawn....

Who will win: Cee-Lo Green. Fuck You.

Wildcard: Kanye West. He won't win, and I feel that his video for "Power" is miles above his video for "All of the Lights"... but I guess you get a lot of Rihanna side-boob in the latter... so there's that.

Best Female Video

• Adele — "Rolling in the Deep"
• Beyoncé — "Run the World (Girls)"
• Lady Gaga — "Born This Way"
• Nicki Minaj — "Super Bass"
• Katy Perry — "Firework"

Who should win: Lady Gaga. How was Born This Way not nominated for VotY? I'm not a huge defendant of Gaga, but her shit is much more interesting than Katy Perry's shtick.

Who will win: Katy Perry.

Wildcard: Adele. Good song, boring video.

Best New Artist

• Big Sean (featuring Chris Brown) — "My Last"
• Foster the People — "Pumped Up Kicks"
• Kreayshawn — "Gucci Gucci"
• Tyler, the Creator — "Yonkers"
• Wiz Khalifa — "Black and Yellow"

Who should win: Tyler, the Creator. Great video, true "new artist".

Who will win: Wiz Khalifa. MTV does understand what "new" means, right?

Wildcard: Kreayshawn. Giant Bomb's favorite gets a chance... somehow...

Other Predictions

• At least three people accepting awards will beg MTV to promote more music
• Tony Bennett has been brought in to pay tribute to Amy Winehouse... you know... because Tony Bennet is the most interesting choice that could have been made.
• Kanye West and Jay-z will be the most interesting performance, Pitbull will have the worst performance(seriously... Pitbull is still around?).
• Tribute to Brittney Spears will be a stupid waste of time.
• OFWGKTA is presenting an award... so that'll be interesting
• Seth Rogen will be high
• In the past, the "House Band" was the highlight of every show (deadmau5, Travis Barker, The Raconteurs, etc) this year they got Jessie J... I don't know who that is either.
• DJ Sway will think this years awards will be crazy
• At least 4 Kanye West jokes will be attempted

Hello!

with the release of Tebbit's awesome "Cunt" song, I'm trying to think if we have a full album that has collected songs we all know and love from the website and the community.

With this in mind... we need to make said musical album. It wouldn't be too hard to get all the obvious stuff, but this is more of a "suggest song here" thread... then somebody (me) will collect it all, put it in some kind of order that makes since, and upload the folder somewhere and we can all download it and enjoy it to the fullest. Maybe the album can have some new songs if people(with talent) can add stuff... so here is a list of stuff on the top of my dome:

Giant Bomb Community Song - by Hamst3r

Giant Bombstep - by Hamst3r

Cunt - by Tebbit

Hot 97 Radio - thelastneo(on youtube, dunno giantbomb user)

Bombcast Break Music - by ???

E3 2011 Music - by ???

Stuff that is a maybe:

any of the Bombcast themes...

Jeff Sings

Life is Beautiful

Power

Space Asshole - by Chris Remo (or the live version)

Ok guys... what am I missing?

The Worst of Professional Wrestling - Vol. 2

If you missed it on my Youtube channel, I'm doing a new series called "The Worst Of"... If you enjoy celebrating the dumbest of professional wrestling like I do, then I suggest you watch it. This volume has explosions, more suicides, Ho-Ho's, Robocop, and The Shockmaster.

Kevin Nash

Now I was briefly upset at the batshit crazy ending at SummerSlam, but I'm happy that WWE is able to split up John Cena and CM Punk and have Punk focus more towards the Kevin Nash/Triple H/Johnny Ace angle. Even though it's weird that Cena is getting an undeserved feud against the new WWE Champion Alberto Del Rio. WWE is having another true heel go up against the face that nobody likes again? Anyways, I can see the Nash/Punk fued being fun, but a short distraction for Punk until he goes up against Triple H for the long haul (Austin vs McMahon part 2). Here's my fav video from Kevin Nash, back in TNA with Alex Shelley(A guy who should be a headliner for them).

ROH DVD - Tag Team Turmoil 2011

Hey, this is the ROH show that I went to... and now it's available on DVD!

Want proof I was there? Ok then. Here's me in the DVD, in my awful green striped shirt. In the DVD, you can hear me shouting "That man has a family" a couple of times, or you can hear me yelling at the ref to "Get some damn control in the match, ref".... good times.

Overall, the matches show pretty well on DVD. Nothing too special for most of the card, and I was saddened to see ROH cut out the end of the Shelton Benjamin/Charlie Haas vs. Colt Cabana/El Generico match. That match had a sloppy ending too it, and Benjamin grabbed the mic and apologized to all the fans at the show when it happened live.

Anyway, the reason to buy/pirate the dvd is the main event, which was The American Wolves vs. Roderick Strong/Michael Elgin. Best match I've ever seen live and one of the matches of the year in my book.

Someone decided to get on the "silly concept RPG game" bandwagon and make a video game based on Neutral Milk Hotel's song lyrics. Can't wait to see how Anne Frank transforms into a little boy in spain, or the cutscene where Mangum stains the mountain tops.

I'm hyped for this whenever it comes out.

Being from the south, I grew up watching professional wrestling and gravitating towards Stone Cold Steve Austin from an early age. From there, I learned to love the craft of wrestling, and from there I learned to hate the WWE. This summer, however, WWE and wrestling as a whole has won me over again. I'm in desperate need to blog about something, and now we are here. Here's my 100% serious wrestling blog.

Undertaker + Katy Perry = Hilarious

If you happened to be watching the NBC re-run of Wrestlemania over Pre-Season football, you probably saw that the WWE edited Wrestlemania quite a bit. The first match aired was the one match that mattered at this years show, Taker vs. HHH. Now, I understand editing down the match for TV time, granted it was a match that lasted for over 20 minutes. I also understand editing the entrances because it takes The Undertaker and HHH a damn half-hour just to get to the ring. But what was incredible about the edited entrances was that they switched the songs out... maybe WWE thought it would earn a bit more main-stream appeal, but it took away from the bad-ass entrance Undertaker had to Johnny Cash. Who did they replace Johnny Cash with, you ask? Katy Perry. No, I'm serious. The dead-man/mysterious/evil/bad-ass character of The Undertaker was dubbed with Katy Perry.

Here's the full original match (It's a goodie).

ROH TV

I got the privilege this summer to go to an Ring Of Honor show. If you don't know, ROH is an indy wrestling company that usually has the best wrestlers before they move up into the "big leagues". Look it up, there are tons of incredible matches. Anyways, now they will be on TV! Fantastic! Here's a clip of their Heavyweight Champion:

SummerSlam predictions

There's four matches on the card tonight. FOUR! Unless Kelly Kelly and Beth Phoenix decides to wrestle a 60 minute five star iron match, I'm guessing there's going to be a handful of filler material. Which is why I highly recommend bootlegging the stream for the PPV tonight and not paying for it. Cee-Lo is scheduled to perform and I'm already predicting that he's going to be booed out of the arena. We have CM Punk/John Cena II and Randy Ortan/Christian V(good Lord...), so these are all matches that we've seen before. I'm sure that Punk/Cena will extend the feud a bit longer, but Christian/Ortan will (finally) wrap up their feud tonight. We also have a Diva's match that nobody cares too much about (It's dumb to have the title on Kelly Kelly, a character who's name is a joke in the first place), and we have Shamus/Mark Henry which shouldn't last too long since Henry gets exhausted just by walking these days.

Kelly Kelly(c) vs. Beth Phoenix

Should Win: Beth Phoenix

Will Win: Beth Phoenix

Why: C'mon... No really... C'mon...

Sheamus vs. Mark Henry

Should Win: Seamus

Will Win: Sheamus

Why: WWE sent Sheamus to do Conan O'Brian before SS, so I guess it would be smart money to have the guy promoting the show be the guy winning the match. Henry's been on a mean streak as of late, and I'm sure that Sheamus will be the wrestler to capitalize on it and be over on Henry. Sheamus actually kind of works as a face wrestler, and I'm sure he will move on to fued against Christian for the World Championship after SumerSlam. Bonus Prediction: The whole "trying to break people's legs" angle to come into play during the match.

Christian (c) vs. Randy Ortan - No Holds Barred

Should Win: Christian

Why: Smackdown, if you haven't noticed, is a wasteland when it comes to heel wrestlers, but it's still hard for me to swallow Christian as a "main event" wrestler, since he was in his prime years ago. I'm guessing that Christian will remain champ for now, and continue on and fued with someone else in the future. Also, this has been Smackdown's main event for the past few months... time to get some new guys in on the mix.

CM Punk (c) vs. John Cena (c) - Guest Ref: HHH

Should Win: CM Punk

Why: CM Punk has got a new contract. CM Punk was given a new licensed song (The same song he used when he wrestled for ROH). CM Punk has given us one of the most legendary promo's of all time this summer. John Cena gains nothing if he becomes WWE Champion again, CM Punk gains everything from it.

CM Punk's entrance at Money In The Bank was one of the most emotional (emotional?) moments I have ever seen on any television show, and the match that followed it delivered as much as it possibly could. It caused Vince McMahon to lose his on-screen job, and it caused an entire shift in the (awful) mind set that the WWE has had over the past six years. It's the hottest thing going on and I'm sure WWE won't screw it up.

Introducing the beginning of something that might or might not catch on... "The Worst of..." Series!

My most successful vid was The Worst of E3... so to continue on that note, I'm doing videos that focus squarely on showcasing the worst of _______

Since I'm a big wrestling fan, and I enjoy stuff from WrestleCrap.com and Botchamania, I'm doing a series of videos showcasing the dumbest skits ever performed by all companies in professional wrestling.

wanna give me ideas for more things that I can make "The Worst" video's out of? Please give them to me!