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The Giant Beastcast: Episode 120

Nintendo says Mario is done being a plumber, Abby discovers a new catchphrase, everybody wants to talk about Destiny 2, and Salmon Run is still weird. It's video games!

The Giant Bomb East team gathers to talk about the week in video games, their lives, and basically anything that interests them. All from New York City!

Sep. 8 2017

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Lol Vinny definitely got "don't wanna yuck any yums" from Griffin McElroy, he says it pretty often.

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@loktarogar said:
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Let me guess, it's another Beastcast without Yakuza and Fist of the North Star news.

I say this with all care and understanding being a huge Yakuza fan.

It's not big news.

It's 3 new game announcements. There's no more important news than that. Not now that they've just spent half a year actually playing one of those games. I will readily admit that I'm salty that PUBG patch notes and things like "impressions of a pic of a map that's not out yet for a game that's not out yet either" take precedence, but I also think it just doesn't make any sense not to mention it at all.

It's new niche game announcements currently only for Japan.

There would be no avenue for discussion for this crowd.

PUBG patch notes and map info on the other hand is actually sort of relevant to them and probably way more listeners.

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@xearo said:

I just got assaulted on my way home from work, and am now sitting in the emergency room.then I remembered it's Friday thanks for always being on time, I really needed this.

The duders are always there when we need 'em! Get well soon!

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Still haven't listened to this so I don't know how they talk about it, but Nintendo never said Mario stopped being a plumber, that's what the clickbait articles said. Nintendo said Mario has many activities, including being a plumber.

The official text from Nintendo says:

"All around sporty, whether it’s tennis or baseball, soccer or car racing, [Mario] does everything cool. As a matter of fact, he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago..."

This is more of a joke and a nod to the old games where he was strictly a plumber and didn't do the other activities he does now. There's no part in their text where they specifically say he's no longer a plumber.

I don't often use past tense to describe things I continue to do.

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@efesell said:
@johnymyko said:

Still haven't listened to this so I don't know how they talk about it, but Nintendo never said Mario stopped being a plumber, that's what the clickbait articles said. Nintendo said Mario has many activities, including being a plumber.

The official text from Nintendo says:

"All around sporty, whether it’s tennis or baseball, soccer or car racing, [Mario] does everything cool. As a matter of fact, he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago..."

This is more of a joke and a nod to the old games where he was strictly a plumber and didn't do the other activities he does now. There's no part in their text where they specifically say he's no longer a plumber.

I don't often use past tense to describe things I continue to do.

They used past tense because it was an old game and also because they used the expression "a long time ago" to refer to said game. All I know is that they're not explicitly and directly saying he's no longer a plumber.

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Holy crap, I was just thinking about Shogo the other day. I couldn't remember what the game was called for the life of me, but as soon as Vinny said it while he was running down the list of releases I was like, "that's it! Fucking Shogo!"

Thanks Vinny!

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@xearo: Damn duder, get well soon! Glad GB can help brighten your day.

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@synthesis_landale:

P5 has some annoying problems but I can see Persona 5 getting talked about for best music, styyyyyyyle, story, or characters (Yusuke is great).

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Damn Abby made we feel old I was graduating High School when she was in 3rd grade

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Any of you guys going to play xcom 2 xpac? It is real good?

Divinity: origin sin 2? That looks really good.

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So wait. is Mario even human?

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@metalliccookies: They were just dropped there because that Toad's house happens to have the pipe that connects to Brooklyn, NY. The next scene is the bros. being promptly flushed down the toilet.

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@zurv: So I've been playing the shit out of the xcom2 expansion, I think I like it a lot. It's kinda crappy that they have fixed a bunch of bugs/crashes/problems/load times of the original release of xcom 2 with this expansion, and have zero plans of porting any of those bug fixes to the original game (the one with all the problems), essentially forcing you to buy the expansion if you want a game that runs (I had system-crashing bugs in the original xcom 2 that required cutting the power to my PC). But it's a good game.

I especially like being able to do "covert ops" that lower the Advent progress bar, instead of always having to make contacts in whatever zone they have a building.

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As an italian-italian, not italian-american, i find zero things offensive about Mario. It's just a funny cartoon caricature of an italian immigrant. If anyone ever used Mario to make fun of an italian-whatever kid it's on them being a dick, not on Nintendo or Mario.

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OMG these Alex impressions.

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Hurricane Irma the true survival game this weekend! Im in central florida and hunkering down ready for action.

Also, what are the betting odds the xbox one x is even mentioned in this episode??

I've given up on them ever mentioning/caring about it. the craptastic pre-order situation of the snes classic got 5 x's the coverage

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I feel like Dan and Abby don't understand the question about the genie. As for Vinny saying the Genie might plant some sort of evil suggestion that just seems dumb. Just because your choices might have been better doesn't mean that your current situation is any better or worse.

And here's what they might have talked about in the news but didn't:

Final Fantasy 15 nude Mods: http://www.pcgamer.com/final-fantasy-15-director-on-nude-mods-if-they-go-too-far-they-may-affect-the-future-of-ff-modding/

Destiny 2's Microtransactions: https://www.gamespot.com/articles/destiny-2-fans-are-angry-at-how-the-new-shaders-wo/1100-6453186/

Bethesda's comments on the creation club: http://www.pcgamer.com/i-know-people-are-upset-but-mods-are-and-will-continue-to-remain-free-says-bethesda-on-creation-club-backlash/

Steam blocked in Malaysia: https://www.lowyat.net/2017/140590/mcmc-blocks-entire-steam-store-following-god-fighting-game-controversy/

A new free to play Magic The Gathering game was announced: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/everything-you-need-know-about-magic-gathering-arena-2017-09-07

Tyranny DLC released: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dboFrN4Jsb0

Games done quick raises money for charity: https://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/305104/Games_Done_Quick_raises_227k_for_Hurricane_Harvey_relief.php

Where the money for Shadow of Mordors charity DLC goes for international purchases: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8bSs3eOZv0

Whether games journalists need to be good at games: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6yeuhu/whos_smarter_a_professional_gaming_journalist_or/

And yet... there was no news. I think Vinny was looking in the wrong places.

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Jeff needs to invite Seth Rogan, as a special guest, for his final podcast.

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@rocketraccooncmro: Some of that is of questionable need for this show but more importantly several of them are from today which is not when this show is recorded.

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I have actually been working on an Alex for some time now

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Destiny 2 is good so far!

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Oh no! I only found out about Jeff's 404 Show when he plugged Austin's appearance a week or two back. I really liked it too.

Oh well. God speed Jeff Bakalar.

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Oh no! I only found out about Jeff's 404 Show when he plugged Austin's appearance a week or two back. I really liked it too.

Oh well. God speed Jeff Bakalar.

Wait, oh no.. I haven't listened to this one yet but are you saying Jeff won't be part of the Beastcast anymore? Please say it ain't so.. Bakalar is the man.

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@humanity said:
@tevor_the_third said:

Oh no! I only found out about Jeff's 404 Show when he plugged Austin's appearance a week or two back. I really liked it too.

Oh well. God speed Jeff Bakalar.

Wait, oh no.. I haven't listened to this one yet but are you saying Jeff won't be part of the Beastcast anymore? Please say it ain't so.. Bakalar is the man.

He said he'll still be around for the Beastcast, and I think he meant he'll still be around CNET in general, just not doing 404 anymore.

At least that fucking better be the case, as a Beastcast without Jeff wouldn't be a Beastcast at all.

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@synthesis_landale: There is zero chance Persona 5 is a GOTY contender on this site. Only Alex and Ben played/liked it, and they don't seem like they absolutely loved it. I think Vinny played a little bit, but he fell off, and Jeff didn't like the few hours he played.

If everyone on the site loved it and was raving about it, to the point where it was clear that it was going to be a serious contender for the top spot (like Doom or Hitman were last year at this time), maybe Dan would give it a few hours just to see what it was, but that's definitely not the case. And it's not necessarily his job to play every video game that is released, or even every notable game. There's always games brought up in GOTY discussions that not everyone on the staff played. Brad didn't play Undertale the year it released, and it ended up on the top 10 (which Persona 5 probably won't).

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I'd like to point out that "The Disaster Artist", a movie about the masterpiece that is "The Room", is coming to theaters near you. Starring James Franco as Tommy Wiseau as well as a frequent guest on the Beastcast, our very own Seth Rogen.

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For Sonic Mania holding right is literally the worst advice anyone could give you about playing Sonic. Lol. It's a platformer that's all about verticality. Explore as much as possible. If you ever stop and think "should I spindash?" just do it and be ready to jump because that's generally a better move than stopping dead.

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Lol Vinny definitely got "don't wanna yuck any yums" from Griffin McElroy, he says it pretty often.

I think Austin Walker is more likely, he definitely said it on a GB thing with Vinny before and it was a point of discussion then.

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  1. Take the bagel
  2. Toast the bagel
  3. Given that bagel a shmear of anything you like

If I can't toast the bagel, then I might not have that bagel.

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What is really good is a toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, & basil...dash of salt.



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Hey. You're not allowed to do bits or make jokes anymore once you start the birthday music. That's cheating.

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@cthomer5000: Vinny has talked about being a huge fan of the McElroy's and all of there work a dozen times in the past. He definitely heard Griffin say it a million times.

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Aw man, I used to listen to the 404 podcast ages again back when Justin and Wilson co-hosted.

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@efesell: Fair enough I didn't look closely at the dates and not everyone cares about every piece of news I picked, (although that's a pretty high standard). On the other hand maybe I'd do a better job if I was getting paid to do it, instead of just being irritated/motivated by the constant "no news, sorry" from the beastcast when I've been reading about interesting news all week.

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Why would Mario still be a plumber? He's with Princess Peach now, manual labour is beneath him.

Americans saying they are different nationalities is so weird. Does Vinny even speak Italian or has he just been to Italy once?

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I really hope that Persona 5 comes up in the game of the year talks, I know that it won't win as I highly doubt any JRPG would win on GB but it would be nice to see them talk about it at least. P5 was easily the best game that I played this year, it was amazing from hour 1 till hour 137. Hell, everything I start a different game I just think about replaying P5.

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What's with the disdain for "Clive Barkers Undying"? That game is great. The other Clive Barker name attached game not so much.

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I just want it to be known that I love Jeff Bakalar and I never want him to leave.

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@schnoo: Vinny can read Italian. He read the Witcher books in Italian a few years ago, before they were all translated into English.

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When people opine that they hope Game X (in this case Persona 5) come up in GOTY talks, it always flummoxes me. What is it that you want them to say? Two of the staff played it to completion and neither adored it to the level that would bring about some hard fought battle. They can only rank what they play for the most part, or in cases where the argument for an unplahed is strong enough that it wins out. This scenario is unlikely to have any of those things. So what are you hoping for?

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Abby, I've got your back on the cream cheese/bagel debate. Don't be a bagel heathen folks!

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Dan's impersonation of Alex was actually pretty spot on.

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Anybody think the guy in the thumbnail looks like Ryan on a bender wearing a fake moustache?

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2007 was a pretty good year for games. Super Mario Galaxy, BioShock, Halo 3, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, God of War II, Rock Band, Mass Effect, The Orange Box/Portal, Assassin's Creed, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, PaRappa the Rapper, Forza Motorsport 2, G.R.A.W 2, Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters, Crackdown, and The Darkness to name a few.

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The Room is a fantastic Film & 40's choice.

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Why are people so eager to replace the 3DS with the Switch? I don't to carry a Switch around with me like I would a 3DS; it's big and heavy and it has a short battery life. I know they're both portable but I don't see them as comparable.

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Look, Mario was never a plumber. It's the same way that Strong Bad was never a wrestler. He's a wrestleman. Mario is a plumbman.

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Maybe it's a niche topic but the whole CS GO lotto court ruling seemed like an interesting news story I would have liked to hear them discuss.