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2Humanalypse Now, Strictly for my G.A.M.E.R.Z.

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After a full day of watching the Internet explode over various aspects of Too Human's release, we felt the need to... I dunno, fan the flames or something.

For the record, Kevin's rad, and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
For the record, Kevin's rad, and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise.
Ever since we all went nuts and bought iPhone 3Gs around here, I've become way hooked on the Facebook app. It's been pretty addictive, watching what the people that I know are up to. Usually, it's just a bunch of minor stuff, like people saying that they're going to a movie, or someone saying that he's "hella working" or something like that. This morning, I saw this posted in the feed of one Kevin Pereira:

"Too Human: Screw the Haters"

Along with that was a link to this video of Kevin talking what can only be described as "mess" about some of the reviews and reactions to Silicon Knights' new game. At some point, the whole thing started reminding me of the rap world, with its constant YouTube battles. So in the spirit of Ice-T vs. Soulja Boy--or Denis Dyack vs. NeoGAF--we ended up with the following video of our own:

  


You know, spelling it out like this probably ruins the spirit of the video a bit, but someone with no sense of humor always ends up taking this stuff seriously. So to be clear, I am not actually advocating the shooting or murder of anyone. I just find the way that Too Human has proved to be so divisive really interesting, and occasionally entertaining.

Maybe you should weigh in on the topic yourself via our Question of the Day feature. Or are you too busy playing Too Human today to even care about this mess?
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Blap blap blap G.

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somehow i think you just threatened the lives of twelve people at once with a choco taco

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Sweet vid and a good point.  This is an average game meaning that some people will like it, some will dislike it, and others will say "meh" about it.  I happen to be in the "like it" category, but I can see why some people wouldn't really like this game.  Whever something like this happens though I just remind people, you don't have to buy a game if you don't like it.  Just leave that to the fans.

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Amazing

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...ok then.

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That was genuinely one of the best things i've seen in a long time. Fucking excellent.

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hahahaha, I loved Brad's face of "Just what the hell did I get myself into...?"

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Haha good shit

Oh, and Kevin is rad!

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Awesome. Finally calling out names. The way the system needs to work. Brilliant.

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Is that a poptart in your hand!?!

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This is why i love GiantBomb

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LOL, freaking awesome, we needs more shit like that.

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You guys really should cut back on the Ice Cube ... uh, boyyyeeee.

BTW: Who knew Kevin Pereira did such a good Adam Sessler impression? But he got it wrong. Sessler's taint hangs left (so I've heard).
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This video made me laugh so hard... But it also made me think about the state of video game journalism. Well done!

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BREAK YOSELF, FOO!

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*Stares back at the guy in the next cubicle in the library*

Hilarious video, I was laughing here in the library. Prick next to me is giving me a look.
Maybe I should try something like this on him.
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*Continues to stare blankly at computer screen*

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what the fuck was that? Oh and Euryb I think the FCC would would say otherwise.

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This should be the commercial for Too Human. Also, this fucking rocks! Please make more.

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Haha, awesomeness! :D

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fuckin A!!  now if only brad would rap too!!

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OH DEAR GOD THANK YOU!

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Wow, may I please send you guys money. I mean I just really want to give you money. For all this amazing stuff your putting out. 

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"clack, clack clack" .... hahaha

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HAHAHAHA! 

Also, three cheers for giving some love to Choco Tacos.

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Hahaha!  Awesome!

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Way to make use of that basement. 

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Choco that Taco.
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I'll fight you jeff. Kevin Pereira is annoying.

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That is why I love GiantBomb! And shirts? Will those be for sale?

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The Gangsta, the Killa and the Dope Deala. West Side Connect. :)

That video was friggin awesome!

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I wonder what Kevin thinks of all of this. XD

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Best
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I concur with Eli.

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HAHA screw the haters! Awesome

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This.... this is.... WOW

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hahahaha BRAD showin off his giant bomb colors.  you guys are crazy!!!

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BLAP BLAP BLAP

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Haha! Gannggggsttaaaaaa.

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Where can i buy those t-shirts!

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It's videos like this that make GB the best site on the interwebs ever.

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LOL.  Definitely keep the VIdeo Things coming.  They're amazing.  And hand me my choco taco!

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Too Human's publisher should pay for this video to be run on television. For the second Too Human commercial I recommend the Spirit of Truth preacher from youtube.

Too Human: Beyotch
Too Human: Beyotch


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I fucking love you guys, I see you creeping brad.  gees up hoes down. west west

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This is another great example of why Giant Bomb has replaced Gamespot on my favorites hahaha

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AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Man, that just made my day.