Something went wrong. Try again later

Giant Bomb News

187 Comments

Giant Bomb & Cards Against Humanity Team Up

And humanity doesn't stand a goddamn chance.

In case you missed it during our PAX Prime 2012 panel, we recently announced a loving, trust-based partnership with our friends behind the incredibly distasteful parlour game Cards Against Humanity, with a limited-edition Giant Bomb-themed expansion pack as the expected fruit of this eldritch coupling. For those not already familiar with Cards Against Humanity--either from its multiple Thursday Night Throwdown appearances or its generally increasing cultural profile--it's essentially Apples to Apples or Mad Libs, but calibrated with Swiss precision for a nuclear brinksmanship level of offensiveness. So, you know, right up our alley.

As with the core Cards Against Humanity experience, crowdsourcing ideas for new cards for our expansion pack is an important part of the process, which is where you come in. There's a special page already up at Cards Against Humanity Dot Com where you can submit your stupid ideas--ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut.

Feel free to submit any of your favorite Giant Bomb references, or just whatever funny, absurd, random, offensive thing that springs to mind, though know that one of our main goals here is to make an expansion worthy of one of our favorite games that'll be fun to play, even for those who don't know why that deer is wearing a wrestling mask, and don't care. (Example: me!)

Either way, whoever wins, we lose.

187 Comments

Avatar image for dagbiker
Dagbiker

7057

Forum Posts

1019

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

Edited By Dagbiker

Endurance Run.

Persona 4.

Game Room.

Quick Look.

Avatar image for larannis
Larannis

37

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Larannis

This has probably been put out there but Dave Lang needs a card in this.

Avatar image for deactivated-6281db536cb1d
deactivated-6281db536cb1d

928

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

@Lydian_Sel said:

Will this be available to Giant Bomb fans outside of the US?

Or will I have to fight for an absurdly overpriced copy this expansion over Ebay like I've had to with all other Cards Against Humanity release?

Which is why I will be purchasing in bulk and selling my copies at less than absurd but still ridiculously overpriced.

Avatar image for dizzymedal
DizzyMedal

420

Forum Posts

78

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

Edited By DizzyMedal

@Atlas said:

Black card ideas:

  • "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."

While the others seem good, this one might be a problem. Most white cards aren't really verbs. Even out of your own white card ideas, the only one that kind of works is 'MC Hammer' ... because I could believe someone using that as a verb. Maybe work on the last part of the sentence to leave it more open ended. Like "The first time I saw two men making out, I immediately thought of ______" is a little more lenient.

Avatar image for dagbiker
Dagbiker

7057

Forum Posts

1019

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

Edited By Dagbiker

Giant Bomb.

Avatar image for zengaijin
ZenGaijin

170

Forum Posts

60

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 7

Edited By ZenGaijin
Avatar image for potts
Potts

166

Forum Posts

48

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By Potts

Black card: "What finally broke Brad's crippling Starcraft 2 addiction: _________"

White card: "Duding the room"

Avatar image for zfubarz
zFUBARz

719

Forum Posts

178

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By zFUBARz

Yeah this better be available to canucks, actually can i use my bonus store money to buy it this year?

Also 'Man sized, fireball shooting hot dog' seemed like a good submission.

Avatar image for moffattron9000
moffattron9000

394

Forum Posts

38

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By moffattron9000

fighting robot sharks

Avatar image for dagbiker
Dagbiker

7057

Forum Posts

1019

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

Edited By Dagbiker

<>. ( this one absolutly wont be a card )

775 million dollars.

Avatar image for dagbiker
Dagbiker

7057

Forum Posts

1019

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

Edited By Dagbiker

Fucking Sonic.

Avatar image for rohay
Rohay

161

Forum Posts

4

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 1

Edited By Rohay

China Don't Care

i should really get this game it be a great way to make monday night bowling last longer haha

Avatar image for kanerobot
KaneRobot

2802

Forum Posts

2656

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 9

Edited By KaneRobot

"ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut."

So basically what I was doing when hearing Ryan's card ideas, outside of the ATM one.

Avatar image for liquidprince
LiquidPrince

17073

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 5

Edited By LiquidPrince

Would it sound self absorbed if I posted "Police Sketch Jeff?" Meh, fuck it, posted anyways.

Avatar image for oct_ones
oct_ONES

69

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By oct_ONES

Oh Please!... 
Alright., let me reintroduce you two:  _________ meet horse, horse meet _________. 
 
I feel like this could go many different, hilarious, ways. Only one white card would be used.

Avatar image for the_nubster
The_Nubster

5058

Forum Posts

21

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 1

Edited By The_Nubster

Filed under baditude? Ryan Davis, you motherfucker.

Avatar image for audiosnow
audiosnow

3926

Forum Posts

729

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By audiosnow

"We here at CBSI sincerely apologize for _______. Such an error will not be repeated."

Pronouncing Newfoundland as "new-found land."

Earnest fan-fic authors.

Jennifer Aniston

That first, pre-shower scratch...

Avatar image for dtat
dtat

1750

Forum Posts

546

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 9

Edited By dtat

@AlexanderSheen said:

Submitted this as a black card:

Giant Bomb is the world’s largest editable video game database. We're into _______, _______, and viewers like you.

This is the one Giant Bomb reference that should be made into a card. Well done, sir!

Avatar image for dtat
dtat

1750

Forum Posts

546

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 9

Edited By dtat

I submitted:

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against _____________.

Ask not what ___________ can do for you. Ask what you can do for ____________. (Same white card for both)

Avatar image for dagbiker
Dagbiker

7057

Forum Posts

1019

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

Edited By Dagbiker

Jason!

Hi, I'm __________ Caravella, and I'm _____________ Gerstman.

From the fine makers of ______________.

Avatar image for madblazer
madblazer

7

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By madblazer

Why Jeff was really fired from gamespot was __________

oh my run that through some white cards.

Avatar image for shadowconqueror
ShadowConqueror

3413

Forum Posts

1275

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 1

Edited By ShadowConqueror

My white cards: "Watching your dog poop." "A zoo monkey staring into your eyes while furiously masturbating." "A million tiny dolphins nibbling at your crotch." "The constant fear of shitting yourself." "Putting your dick into a paper towel tube and making whale noises into the other end."

Avatar image for rollingzeppelin
rollingzeppelin

2429

Forum Posts

8

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By rollingzeppelin

Please tell me someone has submitted "muh balls"

Avatar image for chriscalla
chriscalla

79

Forum Posts

50

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 15

Edited By chriscalla

"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your _______ !"

And of course, the responses must be sung in tune.

Avatar image for satelliteoflove
SatelliteOfLove

1379

Forum Posts

2315

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 8

Edited By SatelliteOfLove

"And we promise it'll be like the TNT one and not the Bombcast one."

Avatar image for shaka999
Shaka999

550

Forum Posts

3

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By Shaka999

@daemissary: you got a good chuckle out of me. Misunderstood Pedophiles is fantastic

Avatar image for daemissary
daemissary

12

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By daemissary

So far I have submitted:

Masturbating to the Price is Right

Megan Fox's Thumbs

Taking a dump in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

Misunderstood Pedophiles

Xmas ornaments which double as sex toys

Avatar image for leinad44
leinad44

630

Forum Posts

193

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By leinad44

'Comrade Drew'

That is all that needs to be submitted

Avatar image for ninjalegend
ninjalegend

562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By ninjalegend

@Atlas: Hilarious. Those are pretty good. I used your black card idea's to test my white cards after I posted.

"You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."

You can take the crying stripper out of the Duke, but you can't take the Duke out of the crying stripper.

C-C-C-Combo breaker. I need to wash my mind out with soap.

Avatar image for carlos1408
Carlos1408

1635

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By Carlos1408

"... a good old cup of uterus lining."

Avatar image for euandewar
EuanDewar

5159

Forum Posts

136

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 0

Edited By EuanDewar

Didn't they say only to submit giantbomb related ideas if they're funny?

Cause maybe like two of these are worth a giggle

Avatar image for ramboknife
ramboknife

140

Forum Posts

3

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 7

Edited By ramboknife

A couple white cards that I submitted:

A bone-shattering sneeze

The meat sweats

Boopin' Obama's nose

Farting at a funeral

Stubbing your fucking toe

Water balloons full of pee

Penis enlargement spam

Avatar image for corvak
Corvak

2048

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Corvak

I'm a wizard, and that looks fucked up.

Avatar image for icecreamjones
Icecreamjones

428

Forum Posts

392

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By Icecreamjones

@snider We need a running tally of 'how many times has Daggering been submitted' on the site, thanks in advance.

Avatar image for super2j
super2j

2136

Forum Posts

14

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 2

Edited By super2j

yellow puss filled underpants

whale on whale action

pootine

fancy man Sam

I love going to bed with (a/an)_____ to cuddle with

Avatar image for raginglion
RagingLion

1395

Forum Posts

6600

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 9

Edited By RagingLion

Even though I would be unlikely to ever (want) to play this I being compelled to submit a shedload of stuff to this. It may become my hobby whenever I have a spare moment over the next weeks to add another idea.

I'm quite proud of "I reckon the mushrooms that power-up Mario are a metaphor for ________. " among others.

@Atlas said:

Black card ideas:

  • "It sucks when you look in the fridge, and all you have to eat is..."
  • "Instead of organised religion, I live my life according to the teachings of..."
  • "You can take the ____ out of _____, but you can't take the (second blank) out of (first blank)."
  • "I almost dropped out of college to pursue a career in..."
  • "I can't help but think about ____ while having a conversation with ______"
  • "The first time I saw two men making out, my first instinct was to..."

White card ideas:

  • Giving over to the dark side.
  • An unnecessary hemorrhage.
  • Forgetting to bring your phone to the bathroom when you poop.
  • Defying the laws of physics.
  • George Brett's pine tar bat.
  • The swollen breasts of a woman pregnant with quintuplets.
  • A white man trying to dance.
  • Sleep apnea.
  • Trying to find a good pizza place at 3am.
  • The Rape of Nanjing
  • A vagina with teeth.
  • Mastication.
  • Female circumcision.
  • Flipping off a bus full of disabled children because it cut you off.
  • The euthanasia debate.
  • Beating an autistic child at his own game.
  • MC Hammer
  • Realising that you're outnumbered by people of the opposite race.
  • The Jewish Diaspora.
  • A woman's gay friend.

EDIT: Didn't read the whole post, if I had I'd know that this isn't the place to submit ideas. But here's what I came up with, if you think there are any winners in there let me know and I'll submit the best ones.

A lot of those are pretty good. I think "Mastication"would probably go down well with most people that would play this but many others too.

Avatar image for mattyftm
MattyFTM

14914

Forum Posts

67415

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 11

Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

Pretty sure all my suggestions are terrible.

Avatar image for meatsack
meatsack

10

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By meatsack

@Begilerath said:

@Hooded said:

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _______.

Peter Molyneux

's liver spotted balls

EDIT: GODDAMN, didn't get to last page before replying, and I reply right after! Sorry jedge!

Avatar image for jedge
JEdge

72

Forum Posts

49

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 1

Edited By JEdge

"Peter Molyneux's big, glorious, liver-spotted balls."

Submitted.

Avatar image for abk_92
ABK_92

179

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By ABK_92

Nothing makes my nipples lactate more furiously than ____.

Avatar image for mars_cleric
Mars_Cleric

1654

Forum Posts

24

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

Edited By Mars_Cleric

I'm a _______ and that is ______.

Avatar image for dutchbear10
dutchbear10

57

Forum Posts

62

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By dutchbear10

I look forward to having my ideas mocked by the Giant Bombers.

Avatar image for sharpshooter
Sharpshooter

914

Forum Posts

876

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By Sharpshooter

@MrCosmo said:

Will there be any way to make these card sets available for us over in the UK? Amazon won't ship the current sets outside the US.

Yeah the CAH site only has listings for America and Canada. I want to get a set of these for my Christmas party this year and they don't seem to ship to Ireland. I know I can just download the pdf and print a set but I have a personal thing about never taking a quality product for free.

Avatar image for ninjalegend
ninjalegend

562

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Edited By ninjalegend

White cards:

"The three wise men."

"A crying stripper."

"Cranial rectal inversion."

"The Duke."

"Euthanasia."

"Turduckin."

"One of the top ten."

"Internet trolls."

Avatar image for lyfeforce
Lyfeforce

450

Forum Posts

9

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Lyfeforce

I'm personally proud of "A smelly blanket".

Avatar image for the_great_skenardo
the_great_skenardo

120

Forum Posts

586

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

A car trunk full of Hot, Glistening Tripe

Avatar image for rjayb89
rjayb89

7813

Forum Posts

9437

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 17

Edited By rjayb89

"Losing your grip mid-wipe" was my sexy, sexy idea.

Avatar image for sessh
Sessh

3499

Forum Posts

12278

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 8

Edited By Sessh

Spent about an hour submitting stuff by now.
 
This is gonna be great.