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Microsoft's Secret Cutting

This is what happens when you use Mad Libs to name your video games.

As expected.
As expected.
Microsoft Japan held its Fall Media Briefing today-ish (I am endlessly confused by the time difference), during which it finally officially announced Ninja Blade, a title that we first heard about during that crazy Intellisponse leak. You can catch a brief prerendered trailer for the game at the official Ninja Blade website, though thus far it seems easily summed up as "Ninja Gaiden, But Not." There's even something about the weird metal forehead crest thing that is very Ryu Hayabusa-y. Hopefully Microsoft and developer From Software have some plans to differentiate Ninja Blade, because right now the whole motif of physics-defying ninjas fighting demons against a glass-and-steel backdrop feels way too familiar.

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VegaDemonLord

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Edited By VegaDemonLord

Rad music convinces me enough for now. It might be just like NG, but at least their might be some real character and plot attachment via epic music. =P

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Edited By ender

If the game actually has a decent story and some new gameplay, I might be interested. If not, I've punished myself enough with NGII's mindless hack and slash.

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Edited By mackgyver

The trailer looks pretty generic. I'm sure the big minds at Microsoft could have done a lot better. Cliche's anyone?

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i have no problems at all if the game is like NG i wouldn't mind having games that challenging and fun

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The only hope for this game is that it comes from the developers who brought us Otogi. 

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Edited By NoGamesForOldMen

Hope they slow the gameplay down, make the battles more realistic (allowing you to chop off limbs), and provide rpg-like loot pick-ups.

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Edited By MACGYVERRRRRRRR

This will be great if they completely abandon the concept of having a story.  "You're this ninja and...you have this blade... aaaaand, go".

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Edited By Damonation

So this is the game for all the pussies who couldn't beat Ninja Gaiden?

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Edited By Alphazero

They wanted to name it Ninja Tea Cozy, but Nintendo is already making that.

Would you like Jasmine or......... SLEEPYTIME?!?!?! (Dun DUN DUN)

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Maybe you get to fight pirates?

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Edited By Boogir

I feel both excited and embarrassed. At least his costume is better than Ryu Hayabusa.

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Edited By Stealthoneill

Looks exactly like Gaiden, but then who knows what they will actually do with the gameplay.:P

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Edited By Aesoprawk

Maybe they should make it a ninja game where you sneak around in medieval Japan and kill people....oh wait, Tenchu.

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Edited By oraknabo

This is by the people that completely ruined the Tenchu series. I'll be amazed if this even rates 2 stars.

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Microsoft....... Japan......?

Maybe they should make this a stylish ninja beat 'em up where you have to chain enemy kills together. Or one where with a grappling hook they can swing gracefully from trees and roofs with abandon.

Or maybe  Microsoft Japan re-do something more damn interesting, like Akuji the Heartless. or G-Police. Or not another ninja game!