If they were locked in a room together, what would happen? Would they just act like professionals or would their be a good old fashioned throw-down?
 
Its hard to say if DICE is resentful of IW or Activsion itself, but they've been open enough about their thoughts on call of duty that i'd be curious to find out what the two really think about one another. But this is just an elaborate way for me to justify a topic on who would win in a brawl. Lets hope someone has an entertaining idea....... GO

professional BEAT DOWN 

For the sake of this thread being awesome, they would totally fucking fight.

They will fight to the death and Bobby K. will take the winner as his new pet.

in reality nothing. but a verbal confrontation  
 
in my reality, a brutal fight to the death 

" in reality, they would have a chat and a laugh   in my reality, a brutal fight to the death  "

They would fight...with pillows full of money

They'd probably talk about game design, and maybe hamburgers.

Dice would throw some Swedish hockey powder in IW's eyes and then the fight would be on!

Probably nothing.

The Best Game EVER

you would have a room containing infinity ward and DICE i guess

" The Best Game EVER "

A tea party of course!

They would probably be laughing it up at how stupid their parent companies are.

They'd fight, before putting aside their differences and realizing that combined they can make one fucking awesome game together.

Sexual healing.

Since Infinity Ward is most likely feeling bitter about losing their top two guys ( Zampella, West), I daresay they would both Gang stomp Bobby Kotick to death. Kratos style...

I would hope that they would be spamming grenades at each other.

They would fight like girls.
 
This is just childish, really. You want games to be considered art? How about taking it a little seriously and actually having professionalism.
 
This goes to both the idiotic companies. FAGS videos, and mapathy bullshit, to DICE's arrogance.

They would make BattleFare Modern Company 3, and it would be such an action packed game that when you put the disc in your console it would explode

Someone would say "this is awkward" the silence will then be broken and then they'd have a laugh. I think so anyway.

They'd play some Halo.

an awkward silence; followed by a verbal fight that esculates into a fist fight
 
They kiss and make up at the end

It would have to be the entire IW staff including the 2 ceo's...and IW would walk out and all you'd see is blood on the walls...but no bodies.

" They would make BattleFare Modern Company 3, and it would be such an action packed game that when you put the disc in your console it would explode "

I'd rather see a one-one one versus Robert Bowling and any of the main DICE producers. GvD would brutalize him. KMT might be a little old so I dunno. Patrick Bach might make a good match though.

If a physical fight were to erupt, DICE would easily be the victors.
 
They're Swedish. They could be fucking Vikings for all we know!

" you would have a room containing infinity ward and DICE i guess "

Throw stacks of cash at each other.

DIce would drop a grenade on the floor jump out the window and hide behind a wall. 
The building would come crumbling down with the explosion of the grenade.

One of the IW guys would survive and pull out his grenade launcher and with his last breathe he would fire it at the DICE guys but unfortunatly for IW the wall saved them and the last IW guy died.

Modern bad company warfare!

" If a physical fight were to erupt, DICE would easily be the victors.  They're Swedish. They could be fucking Vikings for all we know! "

They all decide to form their own super badass studio where they make what could easily be the greatest modern military shooter of all time. It sells a billion copies and people on internet message boards nitpick it to death and say that it is the worst game ever, yet still continue to play it.

They'd make a game full of weed and gay jokes, which had a storyline that was considered deep and enthralling by gamers who've never read a book, and online play that would be dominated by the illiterate, pot-smoking, gay-bashers they typically attract. 
 
Oh yeah and their loyal fanbase would be up in arms because the servers wouldn't be the same way they've been since the beginning of the internet. 

Sorry that was mean... but I think these games get way too much attention.

The universe will implode.

Modern Warfare with comedy thrown in. And non-buggy multiplayer.

Grenade spamming.

Dice would blow a hole through the wall while flipping off IW

They'd collaborate on a dating sim.

" They would make BattleFare Modern Company 3, and it would be such an action packed game that when you put the disc in your console it would explode "

Call of Battlefield: Bad Duty Modern Company Warfare !

Exchange Pokemon...

Grenade spam.

"They'd collaborate on a dating sim. "

" They would fight...with pillows full of money "

There'd be an orgy that I dare not contemplate.