Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
 
I've noticed that both ER teams have commented on York's beard getting a "little scraggly," and they seem to be around the same place fullness-wise. I figure Brad and Ryan are going to be the first to shave. Ryan's digging the scruff, but I get the feeling Brad prefers a clean-cut agent. When it comes to Vinny and Jeff I just don't know - they both seem into the beard but they're both wild cards to me.

Jeff is more against beards, most likely due that he can't grow one. So I believe VJ will be the first to go.

Beards improve everything, so I say no shaving ever.

Jeff may want to get rid of the beard, but Vinny's not going to let it happen. Neither team will shave the beard.

Neither of them.  Maybe Brad would so people in the comments will go crazy.

 
I think Jeff will have to pry the controller from Vinny's cold dead hands before he shaves.  Besides I, and i'm sure a lot of other viewers, wanna see if Agent York's beard actually has any effect on the dialog with other characters. 

I'm betting Team BR but only because I think Ryan is less resolute in his support of the beard than Vinny.

I have a feeling Brad really wants to shave.
 
Team VJ are renegades, they'll never shave.

" I have a feeling Brad really wants to shave.  Team VJ are renegades, they'll never shave. "

Both Brad and Ryan have/had beards. Shaving that sweet-ass beard on York would be a betrayal.

My money's on the VJ run. Jeff is no-nonsense about game penalties and the game will eventually fine them for their beard.

I never thought I'd see the day when "dirty-man competitions" made their way into video games.   Frankly, I don't know how I feel about all this.
 
P.S. Brad'll shave that bad boy soon enough, he strikes me as a by the numbers kind of guy.

You don't get fined for having a beard. You get fined for not changing your clothes. I think one of them will shave just because the moment is so absurd it calls for it. Like poking around in a dead girls room only to see that it's possible to shave in her bathroom.

Neither VJ nor BR will get a shave

I've got a good bet on lets say....NEVER!
by shaving York's kick ass beard the very fabric of time and space will be broken

Update: Woo! Looks like we have a winner...
 

Wow, the game actually fines you for having a long beard?  Blasphemous bullshit, is what that is.

I ended up shaving about the same point that team BR did for the exact same reason. It didn't seem to be getting any fuller. Since I was at the extent of beardedness, I decided to shave.
 
Did I make a huge mistake? Does it get bigger and I should cry myself to sleep tonight because of my decision?

With Vinny in command I cannot see him shaving at all... I don't know anything about the BR run though.