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    Diablo III

    Game » consists of 9 releases. Released May 15, 2012

    Diablo III returns to the world of Sanctuary twenty years after the events of Diablo II with a new generation of heroes that must defeat the demonic threat from Hell.

    The Walmart description of Diablo III is HILARIOUS.

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    #51  Edited By Jimbo

    lol, amazing.

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    #52  Edited By Dingofighter
    @DragonBloodthirsty said:

    OMG LOL that's hilarious. It's like they put their original text through Translation Party and posted the result. Who do they have writing these things, some 14 year old kid?

    Actually, that might be what they did. Suddenly it makes sense...

    I am still fascinated by the "Mystery of the Barbarians" part. What the heck is mysterious about the Diablo II barbs?

    I tried putting their text through Translation Party, and it almost makes more sense now...  
    "Rotation of the Mac III collects interesting Diablo game plot. While playing. Witch doctor of physics and some incredible characters, games, Diablo II necromancer, barbarian process improvement strategy game reminiscent of the stranger, Diablo II, Tristan, vivi, new skills and strategy games. PC games bring the mighty barbarians to solve the mystery of the House..."
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    #53  Edited By Capum15
    @MaFoLu: I get it now.

    On the bright side, this thread somehow lead me to listen to Sovereign's speech in Mass Effect. Not really sure how that happened, but I'm not gonna complain.

    "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
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    #54  Edited By KingRedWing

    @PenguinDust said:

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    You win

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    #55  Edited By ThineOarlock

    @PenguinDust said:

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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    #56  Edited By face15

    Wonderful.

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    #57  Edited By dagas

    @s10129107 said:

    Can't be an english speaker who wrote that.

    People who know English are too expensive for companies like that.

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    #58  Edited By WilltheMagicAsian

    I can't help myself but read that description in this mans voice.

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    #59  Edited By Red

    Well, if you haven't noticed, it's unfortunately fixed now, into a much more bland and correct statement. Too bad, as, now that I can't be sure I'll be able to solve the mysteries of the mighty barbarian, I'm thinking about canceling my pre-order.

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    #60  Edited By Ghostiet
    @Video_Game_King said:

    I'm guessing that this poorly formatted description is a bunch of shit, right? I've never played a Diablo game, and was surprised to hear that Diablo in the title refers to an actual character in the game (that just seems so direct), so to me, anything's game.

    So much for the "Video Game King", HOOO

    VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN

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    #61  Edited By Nekroskop

    Screw the mystery of the barbarians. I'd rather know the mystery of the druids.

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    #62  Edited By deactivated-5cc8838532af0

    Diablo 3:

    Mystery of the Barbarians

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    #63  Edited By RVonE

    @haerbinwangwang: Did you write the Walmart description?

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    #64  Edited By KaneRobot

    I found out about that through Vinny's Twitter update and I was pretty devestated to see they fixed it up today. This was the first place I headed to see if someone copied it before it was gone. Glad my faith was rewarded.

    It reads like poorly translated English that was written by someone who is only passingly familiar with the game. I do hope Vinny's "#barbarianmysteries" hashtag takes off, though.

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    #65  Edited By Robot_Moses

    how is barbbarian formed. how witch dotcetr get praegnint.

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    #66  Edited By BionicRadd

    @s10129107 said:

    Can't be an english speaker who wrote that.

    two words - IMDB Reviews.

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    #67  Edited By WMWA
    @ShaggE

    This is video game to make click at. Do to play, but no children it violence.

    hahahahaha
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    #68  Edited By Duskwind

    Who the hell wrote that description? A fucking chinaman straight off the boat?

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    #69  Edited By rapid

    Oh wow...

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    #70  Edited By deactivated-6418ef3727cdd

    Walmart is winner

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    #71  Edited By RVonE

    IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE STICK DUDES?!

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    #72  Edited By Commisar123

    wow.....

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    #73  Edited By Quarters

    My mind just broke.

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    #74  Edited By Jimbo
    @RVonE said:

    IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE STICK DUDES?!

    Haha
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    #75  Edited By Hailinel

    I can only assume that this had to have been run back and forth through Google Translate before being posted. Wow.

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    #76  Edited By ThineOarlock

    @KaneRobot: No problem, i figured it would be taken down eventually

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    #77  Edited By buft

    SPOILER!

    the barbarian female is just the male with a wig

    Mystery solved.

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    #78  Edited By Tennmuerti

    mmm strategy game, im sold

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    #79  Edited By veektarius

    @Duskwind: Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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