I'm pretty sure somebody's gonna die in today's update.

They have Sting in the castle?

In the museum, technically. If we really want to be technical, they spawn periodically outside the desert castle (Telpador?).

Has there ever been a Dragon Quest that used the subtitle Quest for Dragons? That sounds like a no brainer.

Death Metal Barbershop Quartets are the best kind.

Finally, The King returns to his Kingdom of Granvania. Sadly, as we shall find out, it is not a happy reunion.

In retrospect, maybe I should've married Debora.

Today, I shall demonstrate my power as King:

I knew you'd come around eventually.

What was wrong with my previous irradiated nipple monster theory? Now they're just frostbitten irradiated nipple monsters.

Let us indulge an old, time-honored Granvanian tradition: beating the shit out of a roided up horse in a fit of hungover fury.

Oh, jesus, man.. See, this is why the servers have been so damn slow of late. Why won't you learn?

Let's rock out with our genitals exposed! It's Dragon Quest V time!

You know, it's really heartwarming to watch your children grow up before your very eyes. And thinly harbor a murderous rage for your horrible parenting. Just warms the cockles of your heart, doesn't it?

I'm so far behind I don't even know where I left off. I guess I have to start all the way over from the beginning again.

An extra picture today! Why? Because I fucked up organizing these way back when I originally played this.

I have the second most posts on a forum for a game I ain't even played.

Carry on.

All this time, Bianca's been rotting away in her stone statue prison. Will this be the update that sees her freed?

No.

Let us emerge in the land of spells and fairies!

It sorta seems like once this Debora chick didn't show up everybody quit checking this thread.

Oh shit. Does this mean that people are gonna check out of my Katawa Shoujo thread once they realize I can't get with Miki? Well, we'll have to get through this thread first to find out, won't we? (We'll also have to wrap up the Planet Laika thread, but let's just ignore that for now.)

I have traveled through time and raised the very heavens themselves, yet I still can't fight against the power of the double post.

Just in case you guys forget to bump this thread and let me wrap things up:

Just when you thought it was dead.

The word of the day is "translation", as in "This game's translation isn't very good."

I feel I should mention that there's a little over a week's worth of updates left in this feature. The end is sort of in sight!

I feel I should also mention that this thing has experienced delays that probably add up to two weeks, meaning it should've been done last week.

@video_game_king:

Edit: ok that was weird my reply got eaten. I was just trying to ask If you like this better than DQ Iv. Haven't played DQV obviously, so I don't have much else to add to the thread.

BEHOLD THE FACE OF GOD!

It's mine. It's my face.

What is this about not dating robots? I already don't date humans, if I can't date robots either then I'm gonna die alone.

I've got a week's worth of updates left. Let's just hope I can post them all before the actual blog for this game.

In today's update, our team goes to Hell. Isn't that wonderful?

When's the blog coming? Because I don't think you're gonna make it.

Mid-December.

Anywho, the good news: The King's mom comes back. The bad news: everything fucking else.

I don't think you're gonna make it.

I think this feature's getting a little too sexy for its own good.

Let's kill Jesus! Woo!

That....probably didn't make sense from any angle, did it?

Oh, does this need bumping again already? Heh. Considering all this work I put in I really should get my name in the end credits. Will the thread have end credits? If not get on it!

Awesome thread, huge fan of this game.

Makes me want to play it for a third time. Never played the PS2 version though, so it was cool to see what the game looked like on PS2 vs SNES/DS.

And so ends this quest for dragons, 800-something screenshots later. Not that you'd know. Nobody really paid any attention once Debora refused to show. How disappointing. Sad thing, too, because I had a couple of leftover images, too. In fact, here they are:

Gallery

Where do I go from here, though? Well, I'll be giving these types of threads a break for a little bit. You understand how tiring these fuckers are? Especially when they get to be as long as this? Not as bad as the Persona 3 thread, but....anyway, you may see a couple of shorter screenshot threads here and there, but it's gonna be a while before I try anything longer. But when I do get back to it...

Anyway, when I do get back to it...