I'm actually going to rate the CONFERENCES as opposed to measure my fanboy wanger
Overall I thought Ubisofts was paced well, showed good games and was presented well. A bit too much swearing but whatever.
Microsofts was also paced really, the line up was okay and they focused solely on the games and avoided waffling on and on and on
Sony showed a lot of great games in the first hour and it was great for that first hour. The 2nd hour was terrible and Sony begun plugging all sorts of shit that didn't feel like it belonged, in fact Sony did a lot of what Microsoft did last year except arguably worse because they couldn't get to the fucking point on most things.
Speaking on not being able to get to the fucking point Nintendo. Nintendo probably overall had the most consistent line up of the bunch without any game being what I'd consider a 'bad looking game' with Zelda being the true stand out with an incredible new asphetic and design ethos that makes it look like the first Zelda game in decades to truly feel like a new title and despite not caring for the franchise since the N64 days it's arguably the game I'm most interested in aside from 'No Man's Sky' and 'The Witcher 3'. But then you had the rest of it which, whilst looked nice, looked remarkably unspectacular relying on peoples nostalgia for Nintendo. I don't have much nostalgia for Nintendo despite being born in the 80s so all I saw was 'same old same old same old, oh look Yoshi and Toad two the worst central characters Nintendo have created get staring roles in games' The new IP looked good with a lot of interesting mechanics but one thing all the games had in common? The presentation did a terrible job of getting to the point, whether it being too amigious or explained in far more detail then what was needed Nintendo wouldn't know the meaning of the word 'pacing' even if it was printed on every Mario related release. It's like they forgot they were showing a presentation to a bunch of GAMERS and people in the GAMING press as they went into painful depth in how every single damn game works, apart from Mario Maker of course, the one that actually needed explaining.
And then you had EA, well you didn't have EA.... you had EA Sports and that was it. EA are apparently taking the year off and their production values were awful. To top it off the beta for that Battlefield cops and robbers game made my computers fan sound like a washing machined and almost killed my computer despite recently being cleaned & being way above the required specs... so FUCK you EA.
So in order 1) Ubisoft 2) Sony 3) Microsoft 4) Nintendo and EA don't even factor into it.
I'm not saying Nintendos line up is bad, just that the 'Nintendo Direct' was poorly paced through out, no one needed 15mins worth of smash brothers.
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