Brad blows the crap out of jungles in Far Cry 3, while Jeff gets busy fighting the digital war in Syndicate.
Brad's bro-tastic tropical vacation goes bad and throats get stabbed. Then we play Far Cry 3.
When I get back from this vacation, I'm sending the Lonely Planet guide writers an indignant email. Sure, the views were nice. But it never mentioned anything about pirate slavers!
How many bad guys is this now? When, exactly, am I going to find time to kill ALL of these people?
I'm still waiting for a trailer that lets me meet the tiger. Like, what's his motivation in all of this?
I'm gonna be honest here. Nobody in this game seems like they're very nice.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Ideally via a flamethrower.
Like the punch at a Jefferson Airplane party, you NEVER consume the floating mushrooms. Unless you know what you're getting yourself into.
Hey, tiger, that's my arm. You can't have that.
No bridge is safe in this multiplayer experience.
This latest addition in the franchise is a far cry from anything -without- painted nipples.
You are me, and I am you. But, don't forget the Monkey Business Pack.
Something something the definition of insanity something something.
Try not to get eliminated if you can help it.
What could possibly go wrong?
Brad talks to Ubisoft about Far Cry's new player character Jason Brody, and his insane antagonist, Voss.
This man wants to tell you something...
After this, you'll know the definition of insanity.
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