Which Bombcast regular would you be most afraid of finding yourself in an enclosed backalley with?

Drew Scallops lol. And my choice would be Ryan. Dude is crazy!

Rick the Ricker Peterson, that dudes been convicted.

Patrick Klepek, because the police might wonder what I'm doing in an enclosed alley with a minor.

@Gabriel said:

Rick the Ricker Peterson, that dudes been convicted.

I notice more than anyone on the site you are constantly at the forefront of never letting the legend of The Ricker die.

Congratulations dude. You get my vote.

Jeff's mom

@RubberFactory said:

Patrick Klepek, because the police might wonder what I'm doing in an enclosed alley with a minor.

Ha!

Ryan is a mean person.

Will Smith, he has that 1,000 yard stare. The things he could do....

Does it have to be a regular? Because Paul Barnett will cut a motherfucker. Scary dude.

If Jeff knew he could get away with it, you'd be dead before you even had time to yell for help. You know it's true.

Ryan is insane so I pick him. Will Smith would also be terrifying.

Either Jeff or Ryan. I assume Jeff has street cred or why else would be wearing sports jerseys on Good Morning America. Yeah he'd shank you in the alley with his cop knife.

Ryan would just... be a frightening person to encounter in an alley, straight up. What would he even be doing there? I shudder to think.

Jeff seems pretty handy with a knife.

Ryan could fuck you up.

I think everyone but Ryan and Jeff would be pretty chill about the situation. Ryan might freak out and beat the shit out of me, but Jeff would want to kill me and devour my flesh, just because he has no problem with trying everything once.

Dave. If only because he likes the worst games, so I imagine he has some weird mental problems.

Jared Rea, but he'd have to be afraid of ME <3

Drunk Rorie... He seems touchy feelie

Brad. The quiet ones are always the most dangerous.

Drew Scallops, half Drew, half Scallops.

Ryan, he's got this look to him. Like he would not hesitate to grab you, rip off your pants with his manly arms and then proceed to rape you and pulverize your tender ass.

Patrick looks like he could fuck you up.

Ryan is the only answer here.

Vinny. Did you see those pipes in the cable video? Dude is packing some serious heat (and two pens).

@Gabriel said:

Rick the Ricker Peterson, that dudes been convicted.

No, he was on the good podcast, not the BombCast. Doesn't count duder!

I think Good Ol' Two Pens is the obvious choice. I sleep really noisy.

Klepek. He'd mention his fiance

Dr. Tracksuit. Because his time spent in alleyways is how he earned his doctorate. A doctorate in cuttin' fools in alleyways.

Drew Scallops. That guy is too quiet to be anything but murderous in a back alley....and under the tutelage of Two Pens.....no way jose.

@Gabriel said:

Rick the Ricker Peterson, that dudes been convicted.

Word.

Ryan.
 
Dave seems the most physically formidable, but he's also a pretty zen guy. Ryan, on the other hand, is about a hair's breadth from the edge at all times.

Did everybody forget that Drew is basically Dexter?

Jeff, assuming he activates creeper mode

In all honestly, I could see Jeff brutally murdering someone.

A mustachioed Patrick Klepek would make me more uncomfortable than pretty much anything else on the planet.

I heard ol' Two Pens Caravella cut a guy for sleeping too noisy.

You really wanna fuck with this guy?

Drunk Rorie... He seems touchy feelie

I don't know if I would be scared, or just feel very akward.

You see Vinny holding that big reel of cable earlier? I can only hope Vinny makes the mistake of finding me in an alley.

Ryan might have ordered the hit, But Jeff would be the one carrying out the hit. So yes I voted Jeff... plus that dude has a Cop Knife.

Ryan Davis duh:

I could see Norm freaking out and stabbing me in an alley super-fast with his twitchy reflexes.

if Jeff showed up in front of me in a dark alley I'd probably back away and leave him the fuck alone because his silhouette would be way taller and bigger than I am!

the others I wouldn't be worried about. they all seem pretty chilled out, or, in the case of Vinny and Dave, they look tough on the outside but on the inside I think they're loveable softies :]

Wouldn't be worried at all unless it was Brad. Last year's DLC of the year argument (Bioshock 2 vs Mass Effect 2) convinced me that that dude will not stop fighting when he wants something. Ever.

Drew:

Dexter:

I think this conveys my thoughts on the matter.

@unordinarily said:

@Vodun said:

Drunk Rorie... He seems touchy feelie

This is why drunk!Rorie would be the BEST to be in an alley with. EDIT: Wow I'm creepy. Sorry. I find Rorie to be sexy. Anyone with me?

Weeeell, I'm male and straight so it would merely be awkward...and even though he's also straight (I think) his touchy feely seems to be somewhat unrestrained =P

@unordinarily said:

@Vodun said:

Drunk Rorie... He seems touchy feelie

This is why drunk!Rorie would be the BEST to be in an alley with. EDIT: Wow I'm creepy. Sorry. I find Rorie to be sexy. Anyone with me?

Weeeell, I'm male and straight so it would merely be awkward...and even though he's also straight (I think) his touchy feely seems to be somewhat unrestrained =P