I live to get RIPPED! Should I buy a Wii Fit?

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#1  Edited By SolidX3

I have 4% body fat and ripped abs, great biceps, lats, etc. However, I saw my fat neighbor -- I mean, she was a heifer -- at least 147 pounds if not more, playing it and I laughed so hard that by the time I was done I had burned at least 500 calories if not more. If I were to get a Wii Fit will I be able to GET RIPPED and LOL like that at the same time? I mean both combined would burn MASSIVE calories. The 1080p graphics and the Wii's Blu-Ray drive are great, but is it worth buying it just for this "game" even if I already have a PS3, 360 and gym membership?

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#2  Edited By AndrewGaspar

Unfortunately, this ISN'T the most pointless thread of the day.

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#3  Edited By thordain

Maybe?

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#5  Edited By albedos_shadow
Jayge said:
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It's pointless, Captain Picard!
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#6  Edited By ThomasP

lol

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#7  Edited By WallacetheGreat
I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!
I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!
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#8  Edited By HelixSnake

FUCK YES WII FIT IS FUCKING EXTREME BRO FUCK DO IT

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#9  Edited By AndrewGaspar

After analyzing the post again, I've determined that you must be about two or three feet tall if your muscles are well defined and you're under 147 pounds.

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#11  Edited By Dalai

This thread is totally alpha!

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#12  Edited By HelixSnake

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED FUCK I THINK IMMA GO FUCK AN EXPLOSION FUCK YEAH

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#13  Edited By Optiow

Wii fit sucks.

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#14  Edited By AndrewGaspar
HelixSnake said:
"I THINK IMMA GO FUCK AN EXPLOSION FUCK YEAH"
Hawt. Coming to DVD or just VHS?
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#15  Edited By Geno

The Wii doesn't have 1080p or a bluray drive...

Also I'm fairly sure Wii Fit will make you lose weight, not get "ripped".

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#16  Edited By Optiow
HelixSnake said:
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED FUCK I THINK IMMA GO FUCK AN EXPLOSION FUCK YEAH"
Go do that.
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#17  Edited By AndrewGaspar
Geno said:
"The Wii doesn't have 1080p or a bluray drive...

Also I'm fairly sure Wii Fit will make you lose weight, not get "ripped"."
Acute observation.

*facepalm*
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#18  Edited By SolidX3

That's a female heifer. If a women weighs more than 120 -- and that's pushing it -- there is a strong chance she has cellulite. Cellulite, man...it's the worst thing ever. I mean, when I see it and it jiggles like freakin cottage cheese -- FUCKING DISGUSTING. Have you seen it? It's even worse when the girl is at least a 9+ and she's wearing a really nice skirt. But when she turns around, it's like Land O 'Lakes cottage cheese. I CAN'T HANDLE THAT SHIT! I need a shower.

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#19  Edited By HelixSnake

FUCK YEAH LETZ OBJECTIFY SOME WOMEN BROS FUCK LETS GO FUCKING PLAY WII FUCKING FIT FUCK

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#20  Edited By AndrewGaspar
SolidX3 said:
"It's even worse when the girl is at least a 9+ and she's wearing a really nice skirt. But when she turns around, it's like Land O 'Lakes cottage cheese. I CAN'T HANDLE THAT SHIT! I need a shower."
At first I read that as when the girl is 9 YEARS or older and I was about to call the cops.
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#21  Edited By Rayfield
HelixSnake said:
"FUCK YEAH LETZ OBJECTIFY SOME WOMEN BROS FUCK LETS GO FUCKING PLAY WII FUCKING FIT FUCK"

LOL
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#22  Edited By AndrewGaspar
HelixSnake said:
"FUCK YEAH LETZ OBJECTIFY SOME WOMEN BROS FUCK LETS GO FUCKING PLAY WII FUCKING FIT FUCK"
Only one way to make this post better...

HelixSnake said:
"FUK Y3AH L3TZ OBJECTIFY SOME WOM3N BROS FUK LETS GO FUKNG PLAY WI FUKNG FIT FUK"

The funny thing is it didn't change that much.
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#23  Edited By CreamyGoodness
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  but honestly.. NO
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#24  Edited By SolidX3

HOLY...DIVER!

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#25  Edited By LiquidPrince

You cannot lose 500 calories by laughing... Unless you laughed and did like stomach crunches at the same time...

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#26  Edited By AndrewGaspar
LiquidPrince said:
"You cannot lose 500 calories by laughing... Unless you laughed and did like stomach crunches at the same time..."
For like two hours...
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#27  Edited By HelixSnake

Well, LiquidPrince totally ruined this thread.

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#28  Edited By Rayfield
AndrewGaspar said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"You cannot lose 500 calories by laughing... Unless you laughed and did like stomach crunches at the same time..."
For like two hours..."

I'm sure there are mental patients who do this all day long.
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#29  Edited By LiquidPrince
HelixSnake said:
"Well, LiquidPrince totally ruined this thread."
I try...

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#30  Edited By CreamyGoodness
LiquidPrince said:
"HelixSnake said:
"Well, LiquidPrince totally ruined this thread."
I try...

"
man now i have to do this because of you
sigh.......dam you prince
sigh.......dam you prince
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#31  Edited By AndrewGaspar
CreamyGoodness said:
"LiquidPrince said:
"HelixSnake said:
"Well, LiquidPrince totally ruined this thread."
I try...

"
man now i have to do this because of you
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Are you Jayge?

I thought not.