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#1  Edited By core1065

Original article:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7973024/Man-blows-himself-up-trying-to-kill-a-spider.html

 

A man suffered flash burns after he accidentally blew himself up trying to kill a spider.

The 28 year-old suffered severe burns after attacking the arachnid with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex. The man was summoned by his wife to deal with a spider she had seen scuttling behind the lavatory on Bank Holiday Monday. Not being able to reach it, the man decided to kill it by spraying it with the can. However he was unable to see whether it was dead because the bulb in the bathroom light had blown. At this point he turned to a cigarette lighter to illuminate the room, but in the process ignited the gas fumes and caused an explosion. The blast was so strong it blew the man off his feet and lifted the loft door off its hinges. He suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso and was rushed by ambulance to hospital after dousing himself in cold water. A spokesman for Essex Fire Service said: "It appears the wife had spotted the creepy crawly in the bathroom and asked her husband to capture it.

"He sprayed it first with an aerosol where it was lurking behind the toilet bowl and when that didn't appear to work, he lit up his lighter to spread some light on the situation as the bathroom bulb had blown."There was an almighty explosion which blew the man back into his hallway and lifted the hatch on the loft.

"He did exactly the right thing by jumping into the shower and cooling his burns with cold water while his wife raised the alarm."

Firefighters administered emergency first aid at the scene while waiting for ambulance teams to arrive.

A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."

Ambulance crews treated the man for burns to his arms, legs and face and breathing difficulties and he was taken to the Colchester General Hospital, in Essex, where he was given pain relief and discharged in the early hours of Tuesday morning.

In June last year Simon Elsey, 40, from Rotherham, suffered severe burns after a can of hairspray exploded at his home. The canister had been left on top of a children's fireguard in front of a lit fire in the sitting room. The blast was so powerful it blew out two window panes and the can was found embedded in the ceiling. Mr Elsey had been asleep in the sitting room at the time and firefighters said he was lucky not to be engulfed in flames.
 
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 The Giantbomb crew better watch out. The spiders are coming after you.
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#2  Edited By Colin

Lol is all I can say.
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#3  Edited By HitmanAgent47

What a burn, literally.

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#4  Edited By Soren

Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider would be a good band name. Also. godiggitydamn.

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#5  Edited By Asberg

Did he empty like a hundred cans or what?

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#7  Edited By WickedCestus

I'm glad people searched for the spider afterwards. A good use of everyone's time.

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#8  Edited By Sin4profit

i thought there was going to be a bazooka involved.

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#9  Edited By manhattan_project

 "A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."
 
Really? Really. Hilarious.
 

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#10  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
@core1065 said:
A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene.. "
"A Spokesman"? Who's spokesman? The man's spokesman? His wife's spokesman? The fire service's spokesman? The ambulance service's spokesman? The Spider's spokesman? 
 
I think it's the latter, and he secretly knows that the spider is still alive and is plotting to get revenge on the man for blowing up his favourite hiding spot.
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#11  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

SPIDER'S ARE FIGHTING BACK!!! 
 

No Caption Provided
 
REPENT GB VIEWERS THE END IS NIGH!!!
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#12  Edited By recroulette

That spider is still on the loose!

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Selfown xD

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#14  Edited By Hangnail

 A spokesman added: "We're not entirely sure whether the spider got away or not but there was no sign of it at the scene."
 
...wut?

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#15  Edited By CL60

That spider showed him.

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#16  Edited By FluxWaveZ

There's a reason for the warning labels on the cans.

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#17  Edited By Bones8677

He obviously had watched Arachnophobia, clearly he reacted in the correct way. Too bad it didn't work out the way he had intended.

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#18  Edited By VisariLoyalist

oh man i clicked on this only reading "man blows himself" damn you!

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#19  Edited By yakov456

Sweet spider justice.

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#20  Edited By meteora

Oh dear he should have thought twice before lighting that thing up.

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#21  Edited By Toxin066

At least he burned for a good cause. Fuck spiders. They need to be eradicated whatever the cost.

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#22  Edited By MrKlorox

That's not blowing yourself up. Blowing yourself up is dying from an explosion you caused, or at least being dismembered. Dude was just in an explosion.
 
That's like people saying they've been electrocuted. "Really. You died from electrification, eh?" "No I didn't die, silly. I was electrocuted. Duh."

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#23  Edited By TheGreatGuero

That guy is one bad dude. How awesome.

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#24  Edited By Glak

That was a little........... extreme..............

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#25  Edited By Djeffers03

LOL.

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#26  Edited By Mmmslash

I stand by every previous statement I have ever made in regards to the arachnoid threat:
 
Fuck. Spiders.

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#27  Edited By Yummylee

''Another man soon dies of severe laughter spasms after hearing about Man blowing himself up trying to kill spider''

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#28  Edited By Raymayne

F***ing lol.

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#29  Edited By jacksukeru

Reminds me of a similar story I've heard where a man uses a match to check for gasoline in a reserve tank.

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@SethPhotopoulos said:
" SPIDER'S ARE FIGHTING BACK!!! 
 

No Caption Provided
 REPENT GB VIEWERS THE END IS NIGH!!! "
Technically not a spider?
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#31  Edited By Yummylee
@EveretteScott said:
" @SethPhotopoulos said:
" SPIDER'S ARE FIGHTING BACK!!! 
 

No Caption Provided
 REPENT GB VIEWERS THE END IS NIGH!!! "
Technically not a spider? "
Looks more like a pair of mutated ants.
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#32  Edited By SethPhotopoulos
@EveretteScott: I know. 
 
I didn't want to find a new picture and it worked on people before.
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#33  Edited By zanzibarbreeze

Darwin Award?

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#34  Edited By MrCandleguy

Man... i hope that spider is ok.

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#35  Edited By aaox

Humans: 0 
Spiders: 1 
WE ARE SO SCREWED

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#36  Edited By SethPhotopoulos
@EveretteScott: @Abyssfull:  
 
This better? 
This better? 
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#37  Edited By Yummylee
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" @EveretteScott: @Abyssfull:  
 
This better? 
This better? 
"
For what?
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@SethPhotopoulos:  Well I was wrong, tehcnically they are, but they're called camel spiders/scorpion spiders, so I was thinking they weren't actually Arachnids.
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#39  Edited By jakob187

Someone from Essex Fire Service actually used the words "creepy crawly" in their quote?  Man, talk about keeping it fucking professional! 
 
Also, glad the Giant Bomb crew are smarter than this guy.  

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#40  Edited By Hamz

A great example of why you should never use any aerosol can products in a small poorly ventilated room and introduce a fire source. Daft bugger.

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#41  Edited By SethPhotopoulos
@EveretteScott: No.  That's a slang name.  They aren't spiders at all.  Spiders are divided into 2 parts and this is three parts.
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#42  Edited By DougQuaid
@Mmmslash said:
" I stand by every previous statement I have ever made in regards to the arachnoid threat:
 
Fuck. Spiders. "
This. 
 
And to quote Adam Carolla, "Everyone tries to defend the spiders now.  First off, I kill them now. I used to do this catch and release thing, but I realized all they would do is go outside, fuck and come back in pregnant."
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#43  Edited By Azteck
@SethPhotopoulos: AHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT.
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@SethPhotopoulos:  They aren't 'spiders' but they are still in the Arachnid family. I think I wrote what I said last wrong.
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#45  Edited By MrKlorox

I've never gone that crazy with it, but I have used a flaming incense stick to chase and impale a bigass wolf spider. While doing so I pretended I was holding a torch battling a gigantic pre-historic beast. I can only imagine what type of crazy post apocalyptic scenario was going through this dude's head before shit went sour.
 
Do you have a fire-spider battle tale?

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#46  Edited By BraveToaster
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" SPIDER'S ARE FIGHTING BACK!!! 
 

No Caption Provided
 REPENT GB VIEWERS THE END IS NIGH!!! "
I'm glad that I never saw those bastards in Iraq. They're creepy.
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#47  Edited By luce

Glad that Idiot is ok

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#48  Edited By MrKlorox
@Axxol said:

" @SethPhotopoulos said:

" SPIDER'S ARE FIGHTING BACK!!! 
 

No Caption Provided
 REPENT GB VIEWERS THE END IS NIGH!!! "
I'm glad that I never saw those bastards in Iraq. They're creepy. "
Also surprisingly beautiful.
 
  But still this:
  @Mmmslash said:

" Fuck. Spiders. "

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#49  Edited By jasta

The spider planned the whole thing.

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#50  Edited By thordain
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" SPIDER'S ARE FIGHTING BACK!!! 
 

No Caption Provided
 REPENT GB VIEWERS THE END IS NIGH!!! "
Jesus Christ what is that?!? Is that one spider, two spiders?!? I CAN'T TELL!!!